Summary: What happens when Illumi finds Hisoka it his aparment? Sorry, I suck at summaries. Rated T-MA for adult content and laguage.
Warnings: 1 sided yaoi HisoxIllu, it's supposed to be aimed for humor, but I probably failed. Sorry for possible ooc, I tried to keep it to a minimum.
Disclaimer: I do not own HunterxHunter, if I did, I would know what gender Kurapika is and make Illumi appear more.
A raven haired man leaned against the wall of a 5 star elevator, massaging his temples. He had a headache. Again. The people he had to deal with! Politians giving him repetitive lectures, incompetent rich people trying to dispose of their enemies, head-guard-men treating him as if he was a trainee, first day on the job, the list goes on and on. But, it was easy, most of the time, and he usually got a large profit from the job.
The golden doors slid open, revealing a red carpeted, golden walled, palace like hallway. Illumi stepped out of the elevator and headed toward the end of the hall. He turned to face a golden trimmed door with a small numbered pad on the wall next to it. He typed in a 5 digit code, slim, pale finger working quickly. He stepped in, only to have his headache worsened by a loud shout.
"Illu-kun! Welcome home, I've been waiting for so long!"
Illumi opened his eyes, only to see an array of bright colored clothes. He blinked a couple of times, to make sure his eyes weren't playing tricks on him. We he was assured they weren't, he managed to respond.
"Hisoka, how'd you get into my apartment? More over, why?" Illumi asked
"A true magician never reveals his secrets." Hisoka said, coyly
Illumi closed his eyes and took several deep breaths, the last thing he need was an insane magician running around.
Eyes still closed, Illumi commanded, "Hisoka, leave. Now."
Hisoka blinked several times, pretending not to comprehend what the assassin was saying. "You mean you don't want to be with me Illumi-kun?" he took on a mildly sad tone
"No. No I don't even want to look at you. Get out. Now. I'm serious." Illumi was finding keeping his emotionless poker face expression now. Usually it took more than this to annoy him. Of course, this was Hisoka, and he had had a rough day.
"But, than where am I going to stay tonight. Besides, what will you do if I don't leave?" Hisoka was taking much pleasure in irritating his raven haired ally
Illumi held three pins in his slender hands, ready to throw at any moment. "Goodbye, Hisoka." He stated simply.
Hisoka became more cautious, but still refused to leave. "No." Hisoka smiled
Illumi tossed the first pin. Hisoka immediately jumped out of the way, letting the pin miss only by a centimeter. Hisoka sighed and returned to his seat on the black leather couch.
The second pin was thrown, this time pinning his sleeve to the couch.
"Trust me, the third won't miss." Stated Illumi coldly
"Only one way to find out…" Hisoka dared
"If you insist." And with expert precision he threw the final pin.
Hisoka realized he couldn't dodge this one. He jerked his head down and, amazingly, caught the pin in his teeth. The magician dropped it and sighed, still staying firmly planted on the couch.
Fine, I'll guess I'll have to resort to more drastic measures.
The assassin moved slowly to the couch and sat, tossing his long hair over his shoulder, smiling. "Fine, if you want to stay that badly," Illumi whispered, showing a sudden change in attitude, "I'll just have to put up with you." His lips where right next to Hisoka's ear now.
This was unexpected. Illumi had done two things that weren't part of his little game,
Illumi had given in to Hisoka's request.
Illumi was flirting shamelessly with him! Illumi! Flirting! With Hisoka!
Hisoka new Illumi was up to something, but he was enjoying the way Illumi was acting, so decided to play along. He giggled.
"What's so funny, Hisoka?" Illumi asked coyly
"Nothing. But call me Hiso-kun from now on, ok?" Hisoka smiled
Illumi mentally gagged. He'd have to finish this before he got sick.
"Of course, Hiso-kun." Illumi ran his tongue over his thin lips
He grabbed Hisoka's shirt and stood up, pulling the clown uniform clad man up with him.
"Illu-kun…" Hisoka murmured
Illumi put a pale finger on top of Hisoka's lips, telling him not to talk, and slowly drove him to the nearest wall.
To any onlooker, it would look something like this. A raven haired man with black and purple clothing pinning a man with a clown's outfit on to the wall, with a smile that didn't reach his emotionless eyes. The man with the clown outfit looked rather happy. If you looked at the wall he was pressed against, you would notice a small bulge, it was a door handle. Of course, the clown didn't notice, to pre-occupied with the black haired man's actions.
Slowly, the assassin moved his hand down to the small bulge in the wall, while his other hand worked it way on to Hisoka's chest.
"Oh, Illu-kun, I never knew you felt this way." Hisoka looked happily evil.
"Guess what?" Illumi's breath mingled with Hisoka's now
"What?"
"I don't." The assassin pushed open the door and thrust Hisoka into the hallway outside.
Before Hisoka could respond, Illumi slammed the door and locked it, reinforcing it with his nen.
Blackwolf: Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probably forget about this in about a week, so if you want more you have to review. PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! If I missed any grammer/spelling, I'll try to fix it. Again, PLEASE REVIEW.