Yes. Oh what, you Fanfiction people didn't know that Alice in Wonderland was my entire life? Well yeah it is. Since I was like three. I cried when I saw the Tim Burton Movie (No exaggeration. As soon as we got out of the theater and into the vehicle, I was in tears. And then people were like 'WHY ARE YOU CRYING' and I was like 'It was a good movie.') So seriously, don't screw with me and my Alice or I'll blow your freaking brains out.

Okay?

Love ya ;D

~Chae

"Imagine a place you can always escape to…

It's an island off the coast of nowhere.

A destination purely of your creation, just waiting for your appearance. Blue treetops… velvet skies…

Are you ready to blow your mind?"

"Was it a bad idea to let the advertisement out before we tested the project?" Asked the first man in a white coat.

"This is a town with no history… Welcome to mystery."

The second man continued staring at the television. "Probably. But we're in the process, correct?"

The first man nodded slowly. "I suppose. We've already captured our Alice and a Hatter. It's simply a matter of getting them to play along…"

"Are they resisting?"

"They aren't even awake yet."

"This is where your mind can escape, and go to places far far away.."

Cut to smiling citizens enjoying their kingdoms.

"My what a wonderful feeling…"

A smile worthy only of a Cheshire Cat.

"Feel no misery…"

A giggling Alice.

"Come and visit me…"

A charming Hatter tips his hat.

"Welcome to mystery."

In curious white letters.

Fade to black.

WHOOO. FAIL INTRO FTW. I promissseee it gets better, lol. I just had to do that so it wouldn't be entirely to confusing when the story starts, but confusion is what makes it!

Can anyone guess what song from Tim Burton's Alice's soundtrack this is? It's an easy one. That soundtrack inspired this story and I've given nearly all of the characters a themesong from that soundtrack to create/represent them by. Try to guess them. JUST. TRY.

So are ya gonna reaaad? So are ya gonna revieeeewwww? So are ya gonna faaaavveee? So are ya gonna aleeeerrrtt?

Do it.

~ Chae/Ota/Whoever