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Chris felt a surge of pride as he surveyed his handy work, smiling to himself as the Gov's words slowly came back to him,
"Chris! Go screw that sign back on the gents' door. Even you can't mess that up!"
He hadn't.
Dead straight and perfectly centred in the middle of the door, he'd screwed it on so tight even the most determined burglar couldn't get this sign off. He'd remembered something D.I. Tyler had once said to him, "Multi-tasking", and so had managed to hold three screws in his mouth whilst tightening in another AND holding the door open for Ray at the same time. The Boss would've been proud.
Just then he heard Ray's voice coming from behind him and braced himself for the plaudits...
"Chris, you twonk, why's that sign upside down?"