Ron Is Sexy
prequel to how harry and voldemort became friends.
By Ladydude
Harry and Ron were in love. They sang songs, mocked their enemies, and made popcorn balls.
"I love you," Harry squealed.
"You love me," Ron replied.
"We're a happy family!" They sang together.
"STOP TALKING!" RIgby the racoon shouted.
"With a great big hug~"
"And a kiss from me to you~"
The lovers kissed. Ron tasted like potato salad.
"Won't you say you love me too?" They hugged and Ron kissed Harry's hairy hair and they were sehr sehr happy.
But then Snape appeared.
"Let's hear it for America's Suitehearts! Well, I must confess: I'm in love with my own sins," Snape sang sadly and sexily.
"You're a jerk," Harry said calmly.
"You're a sexy git," Ron flirted. The two begN TO FAle fight. It was adorable.
Your mother is a slut.
Ich bin ein Apfel.
Snape clapped. "Bravo, Mr. Stevenson."
Ron slapped him.
A BATTLE BEGIN!
Ron used SLAP!
Snape used CROTCH-KICK!
Ron exploded!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Harry cried.
"It's okay, Dobby." Ron said. "I am not a fish.
"You suck," spoke Harry, glaring at Snape.
"I love you two," he replied coldly.
Ron burst into flames.
"What." Harry was surprised. "That was odd.
Ron came back to life. He ist a phoenex.
"Yay!" Harry and Ron sang songs about drugs and alchol while Snape cried in the corner.
theendplz