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prequel to ron is sexy
By Ladydude
Harry was anger. His mother had just kicked him out of their house because he was questioning his sexuality. He had feelings for his best friend Ron even thought he was going out with Ginny.
He thought he might be a Lesbisch.
Ginny hugged him. "That's so awesome that we get to live together!" They then proceeded to make out. Ginny tasted like feet dipped in potato salad btw.
They were in a luscious room with pale lavender walls, mold painting a lovely pattern on the ceiling. The floors were the color of sand with a subliminal message drawn in cornflower blue. The carpet was rough and coarse beneath their pale Caucasian feet. The dark mahogany dresser was decorated with a rose pattern carved into the wood, bras and panties draped over the top. The window on the west was cracked and filthy. Light attempted to filter through but was blocked by dirt. The large, double-paned window attached to the northern wall was sparkling with cleanliness, glittering in the sun like Edward Culken. The wind whispering through the cracks in the walls seemed to whisper, "Potter is a homo." Ginny didn't notice, but Harry was painfully aware. Thankfully, he was distracted by the porcelain parchment littering the floor. Broken bottles were shattered on the ground, shards of class embedded in the walls. Stale chocolate scented the sex-stained air, filled with the smell of lovemaking. The queen-sized bed was large and broken thanks to Arthur and Molly's raucous lovemaking.
Ron is a slutty bridge.