HARRY POTTER AND THE BIRTH OF HARRY POTTER
prequel to everything! :D
By Ladydude
James and Lily hated babies. They couldn't explain why, but it probably had something to do with screaming flesh and babies.
Unfortunately, they had just discovered that Lilly was pregnant. Very very sehr pregnant.
They tried to stab the baby out of her womb. For some reason it was VE Y strong, like Bell SWAN'S Womb. They tried to get Robert Pattinson to give it a vampire C-section like in Breaking Fawn, but he wasn't really a vampire.
OH NOES!
Lily ended up giving birth like a normal person.
They named their baby Harry, and he was sehr fucking beautiful.
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The end3