-One day, Mercedes Kidon got the brilliant idea in her head to sniff her giant sharpy, and breath in deeply. She did the sooo much that all of a sudden, her favourite character from Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward Elric, appeared right in front of her. She pointed at him. "Coooooool…." She said vaguely. "I looooooovs yous…." Then she fainted.
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All of a sudden, Mercedes Kidon wakes up in the middle of a somewhat empty alleyway. And there were voices…and a pair of creepily familiar eyes staring at her. She pointed at the head that held them. "Coooooool….pretty eyes boy…." The yellow eyes turned from her to a large suit of armor. "Al, who the hell is this?" "I dunno," came the reply. Mercedes Kidon struggled to stand. As soon as she was back on her shakey legs, she collapsed onto the smaller of the two figures-the one with the pretty eyes. She giggled. "You make a comfy pillow…"In a muffled voice, the pillow says: "Geft. Her. Hoff. Meef. Nowf." The armor plucked the strange girl off of the pillow, and says: "Brother, we should take her to a hospital; she looks pretty sick." Mercedes Kidon giggles. "Heehee, you're pretty cold, Mr. Armor Guy." Shorty gives her a weird look, as does 'Mr. Armor Guy'. Shorty sighed. "I guess we'll have too; we can't leave her in this state. But we'll have to make it quick or the Colonel's gonna talk my ear off again." Mercedes Kidon: "Heehee…Mustang…he has a funny name…Mr. Horsey…heeheeee…" Shorty glanced at her. "You know about him?" He asked slowly. "Yep! Yepyeppityyepyepyep!" "Do you know about us?" "Oh, yeppityyep! Mr. Armor Guy's got kitties in his belly, and yous gots the metal arm and leg and the pretty eyes and pretty hair oooooooh can I touch it?" Then she smiled at 'Mr. Armor Guy'. "Heehee... I like kitties..." Silence. 'Armor': "Uh...do you know our names?" Mercedes Kidon nodded vigorously. "Yep! You're Alphonse the armor boy, and he's Mister Shorty Cutie Pie! I mean Edward!" "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT HE CAN'T EVEN REACH A TREE BRANCH THAT'S A FOOT OFF THE GROUND?!!!!" Mercedes Kidon giggled. "Heehee, you're a-funny..." Edward calmed down a little. Ed: "So…apparently you know who we are…now who are you?" Mercedes Kidon pointed at herself with pride. "My name is Mercedes Kidon! Heehee…call me 'Cedes! I'm 13 years old and 5'3"! Heeheehee…"
Ed looked upset. "Damn…" He muttered. Mercedes Kidon was slipping from her perch on Al's back. Al: "Brother, I really think we should take her to a hospital." Mercedes Kidon giggled. "Heehee… you're shiney…I like the shinies…" She laughed again. Ed: "Where's your home?" Mercedes Kidon giggled. Then her face took on the appearance of serious thought…soon enough, though, the look was replaced with a goofy grin. "Hee…If you look into my head right now, you'll see a little yogurt cup singing 'laalalaalalaaaa.'" Then she grew quiet. Al: "Uh…are you okay?" No answer. "BROTHER! WE NEED TO HURRY! SHE MIGHT'VE HIT HER HEAD OR SOMETHING!" Then Mercedes Kidon popped her head up. "I liiiiike the shiiiney…." Then it got quiet again. Ed: "…Ye-ah…let's go…"
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So, what d'ya think? This was some random idea me and a friend came up with…please read and review…I think there will be at least five more chapters…
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~BattyKatt