Ok so I got this idea from a gravitaion fic by peacemakerwarfreak! Um...yeah so I need to put down this:

Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto or even the idea for this fic really... but hey its 2 in the morning and I cant sleep.....

Warning: YAOI and it will be SasuNaru.....

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Naruto walked in the door of his and Sasukes house and sat down on the plush blue couch.

"I wonder if what Sakura and Ino said were true?" He said to himself.

Earlier today he had heard from Sakura and Ino that there were phycology questions going around that the girld and ukes were asking their lovers. Apparently it could tell you alot about your relationships. Some question even caught his interest when he heard about the backfround reason why it was asked. Then Sakura gave him the list of questions and taught him all the reasons behind it all. Then her and Ino told him to try it out on Sasuke.

He sighed again.

'Should I ask him Kyuu?' "Well why not? It sounds interesting so why shouldn't you?" Kyuu replied.

"Well what if his answers are bad? What if we shouldn't be together? What if he gets mad at me for asking these question? You know he is easily annoyed! What if instead of helping our relationship it ruins it? What if -" "What if the sky turns to fire and you nose falls off?"

"Kyuubi this is no time to quote Disney movies?!" "Well kit listen to yourself? You need to calm down. If you are meant to be together then you will be. Just ask him and we will see what happens. Okay?"

"Okay Kyuu....Um thanks for comforting me. I know you hate doing that."

"Kit, you know im always here for you."

"Thanks Kyuu"

(Few hours later)

Sasuke walked in the door of his and Narutos house. He just got back from a mission that was two weeks long. He wanted to see his dobe. He had missed him so much while he was gone.

When he found the blonde he was curled up on their bed. Sasuke crawled in beside him and wraped his arms around him.

"Hey, what are you doing?" He whispered in his loves ear.

"I was thinking about somthing." Naruto told him.

"About what?" Sasuke questioned while kissing down the foxes neck.

"Can I ask you a series of questions?" Naruto asked.

"Um..sure?" Sasuke said, not expecting that to come out of the boys mouth.

"Ok, here is the first one." Naruto said then cleared his throught. "You're in a forest and when you got to the middle you saw a cottage. Outside the cottage was a table with a glass. What kind of glass was it?"

Sasuke thought about it for a moment then replied, "It would be a gold cup with the Uchiha fan on it in rubys and daimonds." He said confidently.

Naruto had expected that. He knew from Sasukes personality he would pick somthing like that. "Alright, seeing the glass, how much water was in the glass?" Naruto asked nervously.

"Does it have to be water?" Sasuke asked his lover.

"Yes, it has to be water." Naruto told him with a sigh.

"Well it would be full to the brim with water then."

Naruto was shocked at his answer and it made butterflys in his stomach. "Anyways, you entered the cottage and you saw a bed. What did you do? Did you sit, jump, lie down, test its softness, stare at it?"

Sasuke gave some thought to this one. "I guess I would sit down and sharpen my kunai or somthing like that."

Naruto expected that answer too. "After a while you went out of the cottage and saw a horse. You rode on the horse and the two of you explored the forest for a while. While ridding on the forest, you spotted a unicorn. What did you do?" Naruto was very scared to hear his answer. This question was very important.

"I would kill it so i could get money."

Naruto face faulted at that. He was happy but he just wasnt expecting that answer to come from his lover. "O-okay?" The blonde said with a bit of a stutter. "You soon got off with your horse and walked from there. Not too long, you saw an animal. What kind of animal was it?"

The raven had a thoutful look on his face then said, "I think it would be a wolf."

Naruto expected that since sasuke has been using wolf summons recently. "Okay…you and the wolf explored more of the forest but suddenly the wolf got wounded. What would you do?"

"I would call for help since I know I cant fix him and until they got there I would try to keep him alive." The blonde fox smiled at that.

Sasuke then climbed on top of Naruto and started to kiss him. 'Mmm!" Naruto moaned.

Then he snaped back to reality and pushed Sasuke off him. Sasuke gave his lover a questioning look.

"I want to finish asking the questions first!" Naruto told him.

Sasuke sighed. "Fine, but I want to here your answers at the end." He told his cute little lover.

Naruto smiled happily as he asked the next question. "Last question; you and the wolf parted after that and soon you spotted a river. Can you describe its visibility, depth, temperature? Were there any fish, was it rocky or muddy?"

Sasuke hearing that it wasthe last question smirked and said, "Well, it would be very clear and warm. It would also be up to my shoulders. There were no fish and only smooth rocks."

He then started to kiss down narutos neck but stopped when Naruto asked him an interesting question.

"Do you want to know what you answers represents?"

Sasuke looked into his dobes blue eyes and said "Yes, but you get to tell me about your answers too."

Naruto froze he forgot he had said that. Oh well. He sighed and started with the first question.

"The glass you chose means you are extravigent and styleish. The material was gold whick means your mind is sturdy but with the right force is bendable." Sasuke looked surprised. It fit him very well.

"What were you?" He asked Naruto. "I chose a glass wine glass. That means i am simple yet elegent. The fact that it is glass means my mind is very fargile and breakable."

The ravens eyes widened at this. His dobe just admitteed that he was fragile. He usually says he is to strong for that.

"The amount of water in the glass is how much love you give your lover. Since you said it was full to the brim, you give your partner all of your love." Now this caught Sasukes attention.

He gave naruto a look telling him to tell him his answer. "Well, I said it was three fouths full." He admitted.

"Three fourths? Naruto why wasn't it full?" Sasuke asked worriedly.

"The rest is for the people of the village, our friends, and the sand siblings." Naruto said with his head down. He felt ashamed that he didnt give Sasuke the same amount of love.

Sasuke hugged him and told him that it was alright and that he understood. Naruto went on to the next question.

"Since you sat on the bed but still did somthing it means that you aren't lazy and that when you rest you still do work at the same time. I said that I would jump on it. That means I would take a break to have some fun but am still active." Naruto told him.

Sasuke nodded his head that fit them also. He was starting to wonder what the rest of the questions meant.

"The horse represents your lover. The unicorn represents the temptation of other people in relationships. Since you said you would kill it you obviously wouldn't cheat." The blonde told him with a happy grin on his face.

Sasuke gave him the look again. Naruto sighed. This was going to be embarresing.

"I said i would ignore it since i dont need another beautiful thing in my life since i alredy have you." Naruto said with a blush dusting his cheeks.

Sasuke kissed his dobes lips and held him closer. "I'm glad to here that. You have no idea how happy that makes me." He whispered into the blushing blondes ear.

Naruto cleared his thought. "The animal represents your friend. It is probably a wolf because you have been working with your wolf summons and they are your friends. I said a fox which is probably because kyuubi has been the only friend ive always had." He said with a small smile while thinking of Kyuubi and him playing when he was three.

"The fact that you are willing to help the animal means that you are willing to help your friends if they are in need. I said the same thing"

Sasuke was very shocked so far it was pretty accurate.

"The river signifies your love life, the warmer it is means that's how much you and your partner getting along. It means if you and your lover have a very intimate relationship The depth represents how deep the relationship is. Clear water means no secrets and is very sure of their relationship." Naruto paused waiting for Sasuke to get over his shock of what the question meant.

Then he continued. "Well, since the water is warm that means to you our relationship is intimate. It is also deep. That mean our relationship is deep. Clear water means you hold no secrets from me. The fish and rock thing is kinda useless." The blonde told him.

Naruto was getting up to leave when Sasuke pulled him back down onto the bed.

"What was your answer to that one Na-ru-to?" The raven asked the blonde then licked the shell of his ear.

"W-well, I-I said that the water was cold and was so deep you had to swim in order to not go under. I also said that the water was crystal clear and you could even see the rocks at the bottem." Naruto said while turning his head away.

"Well, I like some of your answeres but I think that we both should work on temperature." Sasuke said.

Naruto looked confused. "What do you mean by that?" He asked.

Sasuke smirked. "What I mean is that the water should be scolding for both of us. Let's get to work on that shall we?" The raven said suductively then pushed his lips on the blondes.

In the back of Narutos mind he heard Kyuubi chuckle and say, "See kit I told you it would be okay."

'Shut up Kyuu!'

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So originally I was going to put a lemon in here but I think I will put it in a different chapter...yeah! If you want the lemon then tell me in a reiew and it will be up soon. I will warn you this is a two-shot at the most. The second chapter would be the lemon. Ok? Does everyone understand? Good!! Now please review!!