Based off of my story What's That Smell that I wrote back when I first started out.
"Man, I'm bored!" whined Daisy as she was chilling with Princess Peach and Toadette. "This girls' only thing is stupid!"
"I'm having loads of fun!" chirped the pink mushroom grinning from ear to ear. Well she would have literally if she had any ears. "Don't you like the way I did your hair?"
"Yeah. Great." said Daisy voice full of sarcasm. Toadette had turned her hair into the tangled equivalent of rat's nest with ribbons tied on it. After tonight, she wouldn't come near her head ever again.
"I'm sorry you aren't having a good time, Daisy." said Peach as she painted Toadette's fingernails. "Maybe we could..."
Peach felt her tummy grumbling and before she could react to the sound, she farted. She could feel her cheeks turning bright red. Daisy looked at her weird, never having heard such a noise leave her friend's bottom. Although it was a natural thing humans did, she didn't think Peach was capable. She was so lady-like it seemed impossible for her to be able to do such a thing!
"Excuse...oh no..." she held her stomach as it started rumbling even louder than before. The next thing she knew was she was on her back and let out a long strong fart. It was so strong that Daisy and Todette had to cling onto whatever heavy object they could. Even their grip didn't last long as the smell and wind was too strong.
Toadatte flew out the window while Daisy was pinned to the wall suffering from Peach's farts. She passed out before too long. Once she woke up, she was inside of the hospital with a bandaged up Toadette in a bed beside her. As she sat up, she shook her head. Man, Peach had some strong...she sniffed the air. Oh geez! The smell was still on her! She needed a bath. Then a nurse came in.
"Princess Daisy! Are you alright?" asked the nurse.
"Of course not!" said the princess. "I smell like ass and I just got sprayed down with my best friend's farts and I probably would have gotten killed if I hadn't gotten lucky!"
"Please don't use such strong language, Princess Daisy." said the nurse wincing.
"Sorry." apologized Daisy rolling her eyes. "So where is she? She's going to pay for this!"
"Who?"
"Peach!"
"What did she do?" asked the nurse.
"She nearly farted me to death." Daisy thought about what she said for a minute. "Or is it, she nearly farted to death? I was nearly killed by her farts? Yeah that last one is right. Anyways, where the hell is she?!"
"Princess!"
"Sorry."
"Princess, I think you may have confused yourself. Princess Peach would never have such a problem. She's completely incapable of making such inappropriate things come out of her tush! It was Bowser!"
"And you say that why?" asked the young woman crossing her arms.
The nurse then told her what Peach had told her. As it turns out, the princess had blamed Toadette's injuries on Bowser breaking in and blowing up the place. He hadn't gotten the chance to kidnap her since one of the pillars in her castle had fallen and broken the flying machine he had been on. The stench around the castle came from whatever Bowser had in store for the kingdom. Daisy scoffed at the story. She was too embarrassed about her farts being that strong. Embarrassed or not, the princess needed to get her behind checked out.
"Where is Peach?"
"She's off with Mario." said the nurse going over to Toadette's bed and checking the monitor.
"Okay. See ya!" she ran off.
"Wait!" the nurse raised a hand. "We still need to..."
But Daisy was already gone. She headed over to Mario and Luigi's place, hoping to catch the two before Peach blew him away too.
