Alkaplaga, also known as La Plaga or the Plagued Planet, was well known to most invaders. It is inhibited by a really creepy race who call themselves Plagens. Most of them lived silent lives under their Plagen master, who is rumored to have mystical powers over his people. This could explain the fact that the great majority of the population had very little evidence of having any personality whatsoever. It was also rumored that even the people had abilities unknown to any other race. This theroy was thought of when people finally realized that the brave people who venture to Alkaplaga never came back. Some say they were sacraficed, others say they are under the Plague's control, and still, the psycho people of the universe say they found true happiness (I don't understand it much either).
The day the conspiracy of Alkaplaga occured began as a potentially normal day for our heroes. In fact, the whole thing started with a minor setback.
"Hey Zosky, are we there yet?"
"Check the map, we should be close by now,"
"Where'd you put it?"
"I gave it to you,"
"I don't have it,"
"YOU LOST THE MAP?!"
"Now what makes you think..."
"HOW COULD YOU?! NOW WE'RE LOST WITHIN THE DEEP PITS OF SPACE, THANKS TO..."
Needless to say, they weren't paying attention and ended up crashing into a shady looking planet.
"Kaput, I believe we're here," Zosky announced for the very sake of seeming intellegent. He actually had no idea where they were.
"There's no one here, this place is deserted!" Kaput replied, rather annoyed because that would mean he wouldn't get to massacre anyone today (I'm sure we all know how that feels).
"No it's not, you see, there's an inhabitant right there," he said, pointing to a shadowy figure, who was coming toward them. Closer up, the plagen was a very pale bluish color with jagged black hair. She was wearing a loose black gown and kept her eyes narrow and close to the ground.
"I welcome thee to Alkaplaga, " she said, her voice monotone and silent, "what guides thee to Plagen territories?"
"Invasion!" Kaput was quick to answer, "take us to your leader or I'll..."
"What my neurotic friend means is...We want to help protect this planet from invasion and..."
"WHAT?! I thought we were gonna..."
"Yes, we're going to serve this great planet," Zosky innterrupted, turning to his eccentric partner, "please, Kaput, just follow my lead," he silently pleaded. The plagen shook her head.
"I am but a commonerwith no such connections with master. To even attempt to disturb him would only lead to a slow and painful death,"
"Listen, you! You will take us to your ruler, or I will show you a painful death!" Kaput threatened, pulling out his plasma gun.
"Kaput!"
"Dear child, one must not question the power of the unknown. Such a habit could lead you to an untimely end,"
And with that, she lifted her head slightly and ran her finger across Kaput's forehead, which immediately broke into sudden and extreme pain. He then fell to the ground screaming.
"And now I must part. See that large building over there? That is where master can be found. Fare thee well." She said, coming away from the two.
(AN:We'll be right back after this...actually I don't have time to post the other half. I haven't forgot about my other fic, which I do plan to continue soon.)