Disclaimer: I don't own x-men if I did the comics, movies, and cartoons would all be about him. GO PYRO.

Pietro was innocent. Really, it's Pyro's fault. He's the insane pyromaniac who spends his free time running down the streets of Australia screaming," burn, burn. Save the kangaroos."

Crazy right.

But if Pietro's innocent how come his father is standing at Bayville high's lunch area with Gambit, Colossus, and the cause of it all Pyro. Yes the same Pyro who seduced Pietro into his bed. Not that Pietro had anything to do with it. No, he didn't.

Aware that everyone was staring at the Brotherhood and Magneto and his acolytes, Pietro ran at his Father. At human speed of course.

" Father, what are you doing here and why are they here?" asked Pietro gesturing at the acolytes. Magneto looked at Pietro.

He held up a video. Then he pointed to a kid with light colored eyes.

" You can show videos using your eyes yes?" The kid nodded.

" Well don't stall." The kid nodded. Then around him and the tape a blue aura glowed brightly. In a couple seconds a image, sorta like a window, formed above the tape. In the window there was a flash of orange and Pyro appeared. Every head in the lunch area turned to look at Pyro, including the X-men.

Pyro waved and said, " 'Ello mates."

In the window Pietro appeared. On the window Pyro was looking at Pietro lustily. He smiled crazily. Pyro walked up to Pietro and kissed him. Pietro moaned and grabbed the back of Pyro's orange. Together they fell on the bed, Pyro on top.

The whole lunch area was looking at Pietro and Pyro. Pietro smiled at Pyro and threw his arms around Pyro's neck. They kissed passionately. Magneto looked at them disgusted. Gambit and Colossus shook their heads at their boss when he fainted.

" Old bossy just can't handle the good stuff." said Gambit. Then he, Colossus, and the whole lunch area sat down and watched the show.

REVIEW PLEASE. I'D REALLY APPRECATE IT. PYRO AND PIETRO WOULD TOO. FLAMES ARE ACCEPTED. JUST DON'T EMAIL PLEASE. JUST MESSAGE OR REVIEW. THANK YOU.

LOVE,

Ashleigh (teamjacob24519)