Author: I don't own the song 'Jizz in my pants', The Lonely Island owns that song, I'm merely writing a parody of it. Enjoy!
Lock
eyes from across the room
Down the Mayo, while the bottle's
full
You wink at me and say my name
The way you tease, feels
like a game
My eyes trail down, down to your chest
It's not the thing that I do best
The way you move when you walk to me
Makes me nervous, now mostly
My hands begin to shake, I'm lost in your gaze
My mind fogs up and my eyes are haze
You lean down at my side
Hearing
you say you want inside
Now I got
Shiz in my pants
What has she done, it's just absurd
But I have to say she has my word
The way her eyes caught me in a trance
Cause now I got
Shiz
in my pants
Don't say a word, or she keep at pace
She's always enjoying the blush on my face
The look of pleasure reeks in the air
Damn, now I got to get changed
It
just not at school now mostly
Everywhere we go she urges me
Can't escape from her crazed Love
Every corner I turn, I stare above
The way she smiles, sends fear to my face
Can't move a limb, got have my space
It's happening, I'm stuck again
The way she's moving her hips, now where's my friend?
Dragging me away, got to find somewhere private
She pulled me into the cubicle and here comes fate
I got
Shiz in
my pants It's become a habit, it's got nothing to do with
me
It's just the way she looks hungrily
I'm helpless to say, because I've got
Shiz in my pants
The way I moan, when I get hot
You
take it as a sign to hit my spot
I won't deny the pleasure that
you send
Pretty soon, it's going to become our trend
Last
week- I was the race
As I recall, it was a motorbike race
Arriving here, was a surprise
The look of lust was in your eyes
Got
Shiz in my pants Got to hurry, I musn't be late
Everytime when we end our date
We head back to your place and then I get
Shiz in my pants
The
next day, she wakes up and I got
Shiz in my pants
Open the
fridge, she stands next to me and I
Got
Shiz in my pants
Even when in the bathroom, I've got
Shiz in my pants
I just say her name, I get
Shiz in
my pants
Shizuru, just…
Shiz in my pants
(Ok this is ridiculous, can we... ok...)
I've got Shiz in my pants every time she's holding me
Can't even say my name without her groping onto me
I tell you too stop, but then moan in ecstasy
We even did it once when Nao was talking to me
Cuz I've
Got
Shiz…in...my pants
(I have
Shiz in my pants, I have Shiz in my pants, yes I have Shiz in my
pants, yes I have Shiz in my pants)
Yes I've got Shiz... in...
my pants
(I have Shiz in my pants I have Shiz in my pants)
Natsuki panted heavily looking around at the crowd before her.
"What the fuck was that?" Nao called out above the awkward silence causing Natsuki's right eye to twitch.
Natsuki looked over to see Shizuru sitting happily smiling at her with joy.
"That…was okay I guess, ok who's next on karaoke?" Mai stood up before turning to the wheel. Natsuki exited the stage before taking a seat next to Shizuru.
"Ara, that was pretty good Natsuki" Natsuki felt herself turning red from Shizuru's compliment. "Mind if I can get into your pants now?" Shizuru leaned over her hands seductively crawling up Natsuki's leg.
"NO!" everyone called out causing Shizuru to pout.
End
Author: I hope people like it, a strange idea indeed. Read and review if it was alright.