Attack of the Happy Bunny

Inuyasha: "Kagome hurry up I'm tired of waiting on you, we need to get back so we can search for jewel shards."

Kagome: "I'm hurrying, so stop rushing me. And what do you mean by "we" search for jewel shards? I'm the only one who can see them."

Inuyasha: "Yeah but I'm always the one saving your behind when were in trouble and besides it's your fault anyways that were looking for the jewel shards."

Kagome: Remembering this, she looked away ashamed. She started to rummage through her desk droors looking for something. "Where is it?"

Inuyasha: "Where's what?"

Kagome: "My happy bunny note book." Looking around some more she finally found it. "See, look at it, isn't it cute?"

Inuyasha: He took a step toward Kagome. "What the hell?! Get that ugly thing away from me! Iron reaver soul stealer!"

Kagome: "SIT BOY!" Inuyasha was on the ground stuck to Kagome's floor. "I think your right we probably need to go back now before you destroy my room."

Ten minutes later they were back in the feudal error.

Inuyasha: "Wow Kagome your bag is really light this time."

Kagome: "What do you mean light? Its normally so loaded down with all my books…. Oh no! I forgot all my study books and notes! Inuyasha I've got to go back now it won't be but a minute or two." Before Inuyasha could protest Kagome jumped back into the well.

Inuyasha: "Damn it Kagome! You think I'm going to sit here holding your bag waiting on you, well you've got another thing coming." He dropped her bag to the ground, then some of its contents spilled out. Inuyasha looked quizingly at the pink notebook with the evil white bunny on it, that said "Wow your ugly" on the cover. And to his horror the bunny started to pop up out of the notebook with its evil grin. It wasn't the bunny's smile that creeped Inuyasha out, it wasn't the ugly round circular pink nose either, it was the humongous white ears. The big white cartoony bunny ears. Inuyasha took a couple of steps back and screamed, a wildly loud girly scream. The bunny started to hop and hop and hop toward Inuyasha with its big white ears and it's evil smile.

Happy bunny: "Would you like to trade ears Inuyasha?" The bunny laughed in joy, its big bunny ears flopped and jiggled as its whiskery mouth talked.

Inuyasha: "No please, stay away! Don't come any closer."

Happy bunny: "To late Inuyasha I have you cornered." It laughed again with mirth.

Inuyasha: "Don't take my ears, anything but that!" The bunny didn't listen. It put its white furry paws up in the air and started to sway them in a circular motion, and chanted.

Happy bunny: "Ooga…..booga…..boo!"

Inuyasha: He felt a hot stingy sensation in his ears, it felt like they were on fire. In a flash his ears were magically on the white evil bunnies head. "Oh no." He let his fingers trace up his head and around his ears, they were long and floppy. Inuyasha screamed again, ran around in circles and went mad with rage. He unsheathed the tetsusaiga and chopped bunny up over and over again and again. But the Happy bunny just kept on duplicating itself.

All the Happy bunnies in union: "Don't we look sexy Inuyasha?" They in circled him, chanting laughing.

Inuyasha: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed in terror.

Kagome: "Wake up Inuyasha! You're having a bad dream."

Inuyasha: "What?"

Kagome: "I said your having a bad dream."

Inuyasha: But Inuyasha turned to the wall and saw his reflection in a mirror. Bum, Bum, Bum, Bum, Buuuuum. He still had the ugly floppy bunny ears stuck to his head.

For all of you Inuyasha fans that have read this, you must know that Inuyasha went crazy and was sent to a mental asylum. He enjoys spending his time in a white room screaming bunny ears, bunny ears, while in the fetal position and wearing a straitjacket.