The Fangirls: A Parody:
(A/N: Oh shit, this is going to be fun. I decided to take a quick break and write a song parody. Which is going to be difficult, because I am a terrible poet. But why not? And the challenge begins. Enjoy.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji or the song Dark Horse. Yana Toboso and Katy Perry do.
Oh, no.
[Ciel P:]
Yeah
Ya'll know what it is
Sebas-chan,
Ciel P, aha.
Let's rage
[Sebastian:]
I knew you were
You were gonna summon me
And here you are
But you better choose carefully
'Cause I, I'm capable of anything
Of anything and everything
Make me your butler, baby
Make me your one and only
Don't make me your enemy, your enemy, your enemy
So you wanna mess with Satan
Boy, you should know what you're asking for
Bocchan do you dare to do this?
Cause I'm coming at you like the fangirls
Are you ready for, ready for
Sweet revenge, sweet revenge
Cause once you're mine, once you're mine
There's no running away
Mark my words
I'll carry out your every command
Like a dog
Like a dog without a leash
But this contract is sealed
If you choose to walk away, don't walk away
It's in the center of your right eye, baby
It's a yes or no, no maybe
So just be sure before you give your soul to me
All to me, give your life to me
So you wanna mess with Satan
Boy, you should know what you're asking for
Bocchan do you dare to do this?
Cause I'm coming at you like the fangirls
Are you ready for, ready for
Sweet revenge, sweet revenge
Cause once you're mine, once you're mine
There's no running away
[Ciel P - Rap Verse]
Uh
He's a demon
I call him Satan (burn in Hell)
He sucks your soul out
Like a dementor (woo)
Be careful
Try not to let him get you
Bassy's swift as a raven
Cause he is perfect at everything
You may become afraid
When you meet him
If you get the chance you better keep him
He'll always obey but if you break your promise
He'll hunt you like DOG
That anime ending with some pathetic yaoi
He can be my Pedobear
I'm gon' put him in the ER
Woo!
Damn I think I love him
Sebby so hot
I'm twelve and I don't care
He dines me like a pro
Turn the kitchen to a restaurant
His cakes are like Carlo's
I was tryna back out of it
But Bassy so delicious
I turned around and got addicted
[Sebastian:]
So you wanna mess with Satan
Boy, you should know what you're asking for (you should know)
Bocchan do you dare to do this?
Cause I'm coming at you like the fangirls (like the fangirls)
Are you ready for, ready for (ready for)
Sweet revenge, sweet revenge (sweet revenge)
Cause once you're mine, once you're mine (mine)
There's no running away
(A/N: I feel so happy.. Anyway, there's my first and last parody, I'll be recovering from a freaky lubricator commercial I saw on TV, and I hope you enjoyed it. The parody, I mean. Please don't flame me, because this is my only parody. If you have polite criticism, then go ahead. Bye!)