LIST OF ODD THINGS SAID AT BAND CAMP

"Girls don't like slapping me; they just like touching my cheek." - Jon

"He put the folder in his pants, and we held hands." - Ariel

"I hope your baby isn't gay!" - David

"That was poyfect, percussion!" - Jon

"What you know about that?" - Jon, Stephen, Marco, and Josh

"I'm sorry; I don't speak douche-bag." - Kathy

"I have problems with you." "I have problems too." - Kathy and Jon

"It looked like a ball and chains." "Like marriage." - Jordan and Mrs. Sommers

"Just run into me!" "I'm not running into you!" - Jordan and LilB

"Do it like Barney." - Jon

"I didn't know that's whose jizz was in my animal crackers!" - LilB

"Oh, because you definitely can't tell that this cake has nuts in it. No way. There's no way this has nuts in it." - LilB and Kathy

"If these aren't nuts, then what are they?" - LilB

"If he just does it the pain will go away." - Ariel

"Jon, you dropped your glowstick." - Mallorie

"De Nile is not just a river in Egypt." - Kathy

"Whatever thought pops into your head..." "Applesauce." - Mrs. Sommers and Jon

"Do you like hotdogs? I don't like hotdogs." - Brittany Norman

"This line, these people, they're your soulmates. You cannot leave your soulmates." - Jon

"Boys can see everything! It's like they have two heads!" - Beth

"Face it Ella; you don't have any friends." - Mrs. Sommers

"That was perfect... Do it again." - Mrs. Sommers

"Your logic is like a porcelain flower swaying in the breeze." - Kathy

"Clearly, I was trying to kill you, and my pen weapon didn't work." - LilB

"Do you know what that means?" - Jon "What?" - Ariel and Mallorie "Bubbles Apples." - Jon

"Katherine, you should know how to dress yourself by now." - Ariel

"LilB is Connor's Bitch!" - Kathy

"What do I do with it?" "Do with what?" "The ice cream." "What do you think you do with it?" - LilB and Kathy

"Haha! Jizz rejected!" - Kathy

"Double What He Gotto Mr. Roboto." - Eden Trenn, Repeated by Emily Trenn

"At least you don't have to breastfeed me." - Kelly

"Ariel, have you seen my clarinet case?" "Yeah, I fucking ate it!" - Kathy and Jon

"Bang it harder, Mike! Harder! Bang it harder!" - Jon

"Momma be proud." - Kate

"She likes it when I touch her." - Derrick

"I don't have orange hair." "Okay then, ginger." - Ariel and Derrick