Kakashi looked out over his newest team he would be failing.
Right. There's a blond idiot that got through on pure luck and idiocy, container of the Kyuubi no kitsune and an all round hyperactive knucklehead. A pink haired -is that even natural?- book-smarts girl who seems to be a suck up, and 'The last Uchiha' -could have some potential there-. I hate new genin teams. If I had my way I would be reading Icha Icha or doing missions, but instead I'm wasting time on these obviously unfit academy students.
"Right how about we get done with our introductions?"
"Sensei could you give us an example?" Kakashi rubbed his head in frustration. Why am I doing this?
"My name is Hatake Kakashi, I have many likes, and I dislike some things, my hobbies are none of your business and I have a dream..." To have Icha Icha made into a movie but they don't need to know that. "Your turn pinky."
Sakura blinked at their new teacher, a tic mark formed on her head. The hell! All we got was his name. Cha! Beat him at his own game! He's our sensei; I'd better do what he said. Grow a backbone!
"My name is Haruno Sakura, I like..." She glanced over at Sasuke. Say Sasuke! "My hobbies are..." I can't say stalking Sasuke. She glanced over at him again. "My dream is..." Tell him! Or he's never going to know! You want his babies, say it. Sakura blushed right red and squinted out of the corner of her eye at Sasuke as she ducked her head. "And I hate Naruto." Ha! The look on the idiot's face.
Kakashi tried not to face palm at the fangirlism displayed by the girl in front of him. I am so failing this team.
"Okay blondie you're up."
Naruto looked at their new sensei, trying to decide whether to be sincere or bogus as the silver haired man's. He doesn't want us to teach, you can see it in his eye and his stance. And the way he showed up five fcking hours late. Swallowing he forced his goofy grin to a new level of face splitting.
"My name's Uzumaki Naruto," But no doubt you know that, from our files. Bet no one gonna see this one coming. "I like ramen!" Wow, he looks like he cares. He doesn't know me, I like looks of things like sitting on top of the Hokage monument, gardening and sitting in the forest, but what do you care? "I dislike..." Everyone on this team and in this village, except for a select few. "the time it takes for ramen to cook." I'm surprised he hasn't noticed something off yet. No one is this cheerful or animated towards ramen. It's food. "I like pranking." The second truth I've given you, wow I'm generous today. "And my dream..." No one can give me because everyone hates me and/or cannot see through the mask I present to you. I'm surprised as a ninja you can't see through it. "To be Hokage."
Kakashi snorted lowly, so quiet the sound was absorbed by his mask. The boy was as brainless as his grades gave him credit for. His eye swivelled to the last of the team. It didn't really matter what he had to say Uchiha or not, the other two were not ready to become ninja.
"Okay next."
Sasuke glared at the man he was supposed to call sensei. He's going to teach me? He's pathetic, couldn't even dodge that eraser.
"My name is Uchiha Sasuke, I hate lots of things" Especially fan girls and anything that is an obstacle in my search for power. "and there are very few things I like." That predominantly being tomatoes and training. "I don't have a dream, just an ambition," To kill Itachi, but I don't need these fools asking who he is. "to kill a certain person."
Kakashi eye smiled at them. They have failed.
"Meet me on the training grounds at six o'clock sharp and don't eat any breakfast because you'll throw up." If Sarutobi wants me to waste time I can add a day's vacation to it.