Notes: Hi guys, I haven't seen you in forever. This is for Zo, bc she's the best.

"And then I said to him, 'Look, you can't just eat macaroni and cheese for two whole months and expect it to help you with your cat, y'know?" Sakura turned around to look at Sasuke's sullen face in the backseat of Naruto's car. Whipping her stylishly cut bob out of her face, she opened her mouth to continue her absolutely ridiculous story when Naruto let out a very loud, and very long scream.

Flinching to the side, Sakura shot him a glare as she screamed back, "What the hell, Naruto!?" as Sasuke yelled, "What the fuck is your problem, man?" at the same time.

Turning the volume dial all the way up, Naruto's face lit up as the bass of the song filled the car. "I love this song!"

Sasuke and Sakura groaned loud enough to be heard over the pounding music.

Sasuke swept an irritated hand through his wind swept hair. Naruto refused to put the windows up, that asshole.

"We've already listened to this song like twenty times, dumbass."

Turning his head so that the car veered a bit onto the shoulder, Naruto solemnly replied, "Sasuke, this is a contemporary musical masterpiece. You have to sing it with the maximum level of energy no matter how many times you listen to it."

Angling his body back towards the road, Naruto sucked in a deep breath and bellowed, "But shut up and sing the song. Here it comes, here it comes! THIS HIT THAT ICE COLD MICHELLE PFEIFFER THAT WHITE GOLD!"

Sasuke slumped in his seat, pulling up his dark hood and glaring daggers at Naruto's blonde spiky hair.

"THIS ONE FOR THEM HOOD GIRLS, THEM GOOD GIRLS! STRAIGHT MASTERPIECES!"

Oh god, Sasuke could see Sakura straightening in her seat and leaning forward. That could only mean one thing.

"Stylin', wilin', livin' it up in the city!"

"AYYYYYYY, SAKURA-CHAN! YES!"

Sakura then flipped her short bob again and sang, "I'm too hot!"

And of course, Naruto wholeheartedly sang back, "HOT DAMN!"

Sasuke watched as the two continued the bridge of the song, Sakura getting progressively more seductive in her movements, and Naruto creeping closer and closer to her. What the hell was his problem?

As Naruto finished his last "hot damn", Sasuke punched him in the back of then head, causing him to splutter and swerve over a little. Looking over at Naruto's reaction, Sakura burst into laughter, her cheeks reddening in mirth.

"Oh my god, Sasuke-kun, you should've seen his face when you punched him."

Hearing Sakura laughing, Naruto looked over with a painful smirk and started laughing just as loudly.

"Naruto! You have tears in your eyes!" Whipping around to look at Sasuke in the back, Sakura doubled over in giggles and told him, "Sasuke-kun…he's actually crying right now, oh my god."

Smirking at Sakura's reaction, Sasuke ran his hand down Sakura's disheveled hair. "It's what he gets."

"AH! My favorite part!" Naruto quickly became serious as he turned the music up again. "Go, Sakura-chan, it's your turn!"

"DON'T BELIVE ME JUST WATCH!" Sakura sang, a bit off key.

"DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH!" Naruto just screamed the lyrics.

"Sasuke-kun, go!" She turned around and frowned when he didn't even open his mouth. "C'mon, I know you can sing! I've heard you."

"SATURDAY NIGHT AND WE IN THE SPOT!" Naruto and Sakura bellowed together.

And then Sasuke grudgingly added, "Don't believe me just watch."

"AYYYYYYY! WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT AGAIN NOW, SAKURA-CHAN!"