one day sniper was like "scoutwink i got a roo in me pouch and its gettin stuffy in there"

and scout was like "woah bro no hombro" and sniper unzipped his pants and pulled out a small kangaroo and then his boner and scout didnt even wear pants thats not very aerodynamic of him.

and sniper put it in the weenie mans butt and was like "HEEEEY" and scot was like "HOOOO"

and scout was like "THIS DOG NEEDS MAYO STAT" AND SNIPER OBLIGED ANSD SAUCED HIS DOG GOOD.