This is by my sister who has never seen Hetalia. She's 11. She wrote this with only my input.
It made me laugh.
It's about the movie- Paint it, White!
I probably shouldn't have told her Hetalia is the gayest thing in the world.
Take this as an interesting view on Hetalia by someone who's never watched it before, and is only gathering the information from me.
HETALIA: Paint it, White!: AN EPIC POEM.
Italy had no pride.
Aliens had thrived.
No one survived.
Gays are in the sky.
Bye bye bye.
That was the blobs cry.
We don't know why.
But Russia pissed in a pie.
Can they live or die?
Ha ha ha ha LIES?
People wearing ties.
America believes he can fly?
Why the hell are you Reading? Sigh.
China NO DON'T DIE!
Damn! Japan is shy!
Sealand comes unwanted but says hi!
La la la says I.
Germany snogs Canada, OH MY!
Britain nearly died.
France nearly cried.
The maker of this film was high.
The end.
DIDN'T THIS POEM BRING TEARS TO YOUR EYES!