Ness wakes up suddenly, with a migraine worse than any other migraine he's ever had.
Suddenly, Sans appears!
Sans: Hey, what's up?
Ness: Who are you?
Sans: I'm you but stronger.
Ness: Okay, so what powers do you have?
Sans: I have the power to take your heart.
Ness: But i'm not gay!
Sans: You are now kiddo, let's get going on our first date.
Ness: Where to?
Sans: We're going to the park for a picnic.
Ness: Okay, daddy, let's go!
Sans and Ness are walking to the park...
Ness: Hey Sans, twenty one pilots' new album is out, whaduyu think?
Sans: Chuckle... I'm not into that modern mumble rap cow poop. I only listen to real music.
Sans starts playing Lil Pump: I Love It
Ness: Holy heck, this song is fricking epic.
Sans: Knew you would like it, I am you after all.
Ness: How are you me? I mean like, you're a skeleton and I'm a human...
Sans: You do know that I was always inside you?
Ness: What the f•••?
Sans: Yes, I cloned you a new skeleton with my powers so that I could date you, boy.
Ness: ...
Sans: Ay, we're here. Time to get this grub on the ground waddaya say, boy?
Ness: Oh yes I want it dad.
Sans: Well, here you go boy. It's a thick, beef, hotdog, lined with ketchup, and mustard.
Ness: You are the best friend I could ever ask for.
Sans: Thanks boy, but I think you mean boyfriend.
Ness: No.
Sans: Yes.
Ness brutally crushes the meat in his mouth and stimulates his nerves to force the particles down his throat.
Sans: Yummy, isn't it?
Ness: Oh yes dad, very flavorful.
Sans: Want some milk to go with it? Don't worry, it's extra warm.Ness: It's spoiled. The expiration date was 5 minutes ago.
Sans: Doesn't matter to me; drink up boy.
Ness: Wow, this is actually pretty average. Thanks for worrying about the amount of calcium I intake.
Sans: Yes, yes, yes, calcium, and vitamin D.Ness: Oh gee, I live vitamin D.
Sans: Wow, it's such a great day outside. The sky is such a nice shade of blue. The human world is very nice. It's a lot nicer than being in the world that is around 60% water.Ness: What color was the sky there?
Sans: Very... red.Ness: Oh, that's... oh God.
Sans: Whelp, time for me to head back, i'll be back one day boy.
Ness: No, don't leave me!Sans walks away, ignoring Ness.Sans: Until next time, maybe ill bring some yogurt.