Joel Robinson and Mike Nelson: Episode 1:
One Sunday, Joel and Mike went over to a coffee shop to chat.
Joel said, "I met up with Pegasus Pack-a-Punch the other day and he says that the reason he left spelling and grammatical errors in his story 'Gypsy, (From Mystery Science Theater, You Know), Stuffs Things Into Her Big Mouth' is to capture the right mood of the story. He says he forgot to mention it in the introduction."
Then a squirrel crawled into the shop. This squirrel copies whatever the narrator says.
"Hi, I'm the squirrel that copies whatever the narrator says!" said the squirrel.
"Why do you do that?" asked the narrator.
That stumped it.
Then Mike realized he was late for an appointment. Crow and Servo don't exist in this universe, so if only he had some robots to remind him.
"You need to get a robot," said the squirrel.
"I'll make one tomorrow evening," called Joel as Mike was leaving.
"Okay," hollered Mike, running out the door.
The next day, Joel showed Mike his robot.
"I took a garden gnome and added some techno gizmos to it, but unfortunately it ended up looking just like you. We need to find a way to tell the difference between the two of you."
"Why don't I get an eyebrow piercing?" asked Mike.
So Mike went out and got one, but he accidentally chose the piercing that looks like rotten flesh. Mike was upset about it, so Joel said maybe he could die the rest of his eyebrows and hair into a "rotten flesh" colour, so people would think it's just normal. So he did, and now the only difference is that whenever he needs to sign a form or a survey or whatever, under hair colour, he puts, you guessed it, "rotten flesh."
THE END