In the land of boohbah the boohbah's were have a great time with their
heroin racket. They had been under suspicion that their fat bellies were
actually bags concealing a massive stash of hard drugs. This was were the
once kind and gentle, but know psychotic and mad, Bob the Builder sort
revenge on the Boohbah's for giving him his crushing LSD addiction. Old Bob
had tried many things to get him of the drugs but none worked. You may
think he got in trouble with the police, however the Balamory policeman PC
plum was to busy screwing Miss Hoolie so Bob has been pretty much left to
his own devices.
Well then back to the boohbah's drug story.
"Stop with the farting Zing Zing Zingbah," said Jumbah. "Sorry is just that all these heroin's putting a strain on me stomach so I can't help it!" he replied. "Sure, here have these herbal mushrooms," added Zumbah. Zing Zing Zingbah eats the mushrooms. "Arghh! I see Teletubbies, they're coming to eat me, get them away! Screams Zing Zing Zingbah. "BOOM!" Suddenly as if from nowhere appears a monstrous yellow mechanical beast with the name of JCB written on it, however this JCB didn't have a digger on it but rotating blades, machine guns and heat seeker, but the most horrific thing was to do with the driver. A brown haired gibbering wreck wearing a yellow, vomit-encrusted hardhat was none other that Bob the Builder. "Die fat freaks!" screamed Bob in an evidently drunken battle cry. SPLAT! As Humbah's body was decimated into a thousands bits of blood, flesh and a fine white powder, the other Boohbah's fled for their fat little lives whilst farting at an extremely fast pace. "Ahah," said Bob, "do you think I don't know about your fart Jets, well I've got news for you! HERE COMES THE SUN. At that moment a flood of rabbits came pouring down the hill Accompanied by the four Tellytubbies of the apocalypse, but behind them was the cruel and merciless sun. Baby gurgles "The sun hath commanded us to lay waste to these foul farting beasts. Come my brotherin and slaughter." "Attack," shouts Tinky-Winky "Butcher them," shouts La La. "Ey ow," roars Po. The Battle for many an hour with the Boohbah's using their shifty eyes attack but eventually to no avail for the mind degrading power if the Tellytubbies was just to much for even these hardened drug lords. "Ahah,"shouts Dipsy I hath recovered the Boohbah's vortex machine!
Baby gurgles
"What was that our Lord baby sun travel to the land of the humans," proclaims Dipsy.
Baby gurgles
"Right then, to Top of the Pops to rid both our worlds of the vile of hand of boy bands and of course Cher." Baby gurles. . . . . . . ha ha ha ha ha it is me Michael Howard! Now fly my pretties fly. To be continued............................... Next exdition will contain lots more on the Balamory of PC Plum and Miss Hoolie.
Well then back to the boohbah's drug story.
"Stop with the farting Zing Zing Zingbah," said Jumbah. "Sorry is just that all these heroin's putting a strain on me stomach so I can't help it!" he replied. "Sure, here have these herbal mushrooms," added Zumbah. Zing Zing Zingbah eats the mushrooms. "Arghh! I see Teletubbies, they're coming to eat me, get them away! Screams Zing Zing Zingbah. "BOOM!" Suddenly as if from nowhere appears a monstrous yellow mechanical beast with the name of JCB written on it, however this JCB didn't have a digger on it but rotating blades, machine guns and heat seeker, but the most horrific thing was to do with the driver. A brown haired gibbering wreck wearing a yellow, vomit-encrusted hardhat was none other that Bob the Builder. "Die fat freaks!" screamed Bob in an evidently drunken battle cry. SPLAT! As Humbah's body was decimated into a thousands bits of blood, flesh and a fine white powder, the other Boohbah's fled for their fat little lives whilst farting at an extremely fast pace. "Ahah," said Bob, "do you think I don't know about your fart Jets, well I've got news for you! HERE COMES THE SUN. At that moment a flood of rabbits came pouring down the hill Accompanied by the four Tellytubbies of the apocalypse, but behind them was the cruel and merciless sun. Baby gurgles "The sun hath commanded us to lay waste to these foul farting beasts. Come my brotherin and slaughter." "Attack," shouts Tinky-Winky "Butcher them," shouts La La. "Ey ow," roars Po. The Battle for many an hour with the Boohbah's using their shifty eyes attack but eventually to no avail for the mind degrading power if the Tellytubbies was just to much for even these hardened drug lords. "Ahah,"shouts Dipsy I hath recovered the Boohbah's vortex machine!
Baby gurgles
"What was that our Lord baby sun travel to the land of the humans," proclaims Dipsy.
Baby gurgles
"Right then, to Top of the Pops to rid both our worlds of the vile of hand of boy bands and of course Cher." Baby gurles. . . . . . . ha ha ha ha ha it is me Michael Howard! Now fly my pretties fly. To be continued............................... Next exdition will contain lots more on the Balamory of PC Plum and Miss Hoolie.