Hey everyone and welcome to a special story about poems….not just about any poems but poems from an almighty fan favorite. Oscar! Now get ready to hear some funny poems if he does them. Oscar take it away my friend!
"It's now story time….With Uncle Oscar" Said the narrator as it shows a book with Oscar smiling and flipping everyone off. Shows him sitting on a throne, eating cookies and being bored to see the camera coming out of nowhere.
"Oh shit! A rapist!" Oscar said to then smashes the camera as the cameraman was screaming in pain to then turn to static.
"Technical Difficulties…." The Narrator said to Show Lumpy having a wrench in his nose and holding up a screwdriver. As it then goes back to Oscar sitting at his chair and looking at the camera.
"Sorry about that folks. Get scared really easily sometimes but for right now let's read a poem for today to cheer you guys up. If you don't like my poems….you can go screw yourself and suck my balls. Anyway on we go to our poem for the day where I get to diss somebody. This person screwed me up on DJ Shifty's Bloody Vengeance! A great story I must say to read. I love everyone on the story….even you! But one person I truly hate is now Rager for killing me! He deserves to die! Now….I should be like that. That's very rude of me. Let me say it…in poem form…" Oscar said and began to say his poem
I hate you Rager
You look like a baser
Throw your ass down an escalator
Shove down your throat a communicator
You may think it's a simulator
I'll be arrested for a misdemeanor
You'll be shove down the Ground
With no bound!
As I leave you in Hell….with the Hounds.
"And that's my small poem for today! Thank you all for listening! This is Uncle Oscar Oh and if you got any poems you want to diss on or make fun off or say to somebody go ahead and I'll post them on my info for story by me! Oscar the funky Monkey! Well that's all for now. See ya later bitches!" Oscar said and turns the TV on to watch people getting in pain and laughs for the camera's to shut off.
Well that's all. And you heard Oscar. Send in some poems that you want for him to read. It can be scary, funny, romantic, anything to people or characters that are from the show or that writes on Fanfiction. Like a character from the show like Flippy or whatever and it can be an Oc as well like Ale, Flipleah, Flip…whatever that Flippy fan girl's bitches name…and a author that you hate which can be for example Flippy bashing hater Fanny Pak or Charmy Nutty which is her new account. But that's for examples. Not bashing those people, just giving examples. The poems can be about Oscar himself, my characters, your characters, even a hate message to me. Oscar will do the job. That's all. See ya next time.
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