Poland was just walking around when he came across Prussia.

"Hey Poland, can I talk to you for a while?" Poland just sort of went along with Prussia and nodded. "Um, like, okay?" he said. Prussia then began to talk about the teachings of the Teutonic Knights.

"A while ago, our leader was talking to us about how we must 'live our lives in chastity' or something like that." Prussia stared at Poland, so Poland just nodded once more as a sign to continue. "I believe he said, 'As the Teutonic Knights, we must protect our chastity! We must live out our lives as virgins and abandon all worldly desires. That is why you mustn't think of anything perverse!' and our entire group mumbled out a 'yeah'". Prussia pointed a finger in the air and stated, "'That's why I can't go around and talk to girls so much and stuff.'"

Poland was pretty lost . He had no idea why Prussia was telling him this, so he decided to ask.

"Okay… and, like, why are you telling me all this?" Prussia held out his hand to Poland as he spoke the true cause for the conversation. "Because… you gotta let me touch your balls!"

Poland was at a loss for words. "Why?!" he shouted. Prussia was a really odd guy! Prussia only answered by saying, "Because from my point of view you look like a girl." Poland thought, "That's rude!" but Prussia hadn't finished his explanation. "I've heard there's a girl who acts and dresses like a man running around, too!" he was too shocked at the accusation. Prussia? Accuse him of being a girl dressing and acting like a guy? No way! He was 100% male for sure. "You totally got the wrong person!" he shouted back at Prussia. It was useless. Prussia was hellbent on touching his balls for a reason that Poland thought completely stupid.

Poland ran away from Prussia who was now chasing him all the while yelling, "LET ME TOUCH YOUR BALLS!" This was the weirdest moment of Poland's entire life so far, and that's saying a lot. "Like, NO WAY!" What on earth had gotten into Prussia. He knew that Prussia was a pretty weird guy, but that was by far the weirdest he had ever been.

From a distance, stood someone so confused at the actions of a certain idiot Prussian. "...Wh-what the hell is he doing?!" 'he' wondered. The person just watched Prussia chasing Poland around screaming, "Let me touch your balls!" The mysterious person stood for a second, face-palming at how utterly stupid the Prussian was acting. Putting away 'his' bow and arrows, the 'boy' turned and walked away from the display of utter stupidity. 'He' sighed and chuckled as 'his' brown hair, that was put up into a ponytail, swished side to side.

"Ah, Prussia... you can be such an idiot sometimes. You know that?" 'he' muttered to 'himself'.

A/N: The end, hope you liked, based off of an actual comic strip in Hetarchive; christmas event, 2011, page 12

sorry if it sucked, it was written when I was brain-dead at 3:21 A.M.