Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
The pervert sennin watched in awe as he looked at three sexy babes in bikinis playing at the waterfall. Drool fell from his mouth like drops of water creating a mini-pool on the dry earth beneath him. So far so good. His new ultimate book would be so popular that he himself will become the number one best selling author! He grinned widely as he imagined Kakashi reading the new ultimate book he wrote with his nose bleeding...
"Darn it! There has to be a better place than this!" Jiraya thought as he felt the sun mercilessly burning him and the sharp leaves and thorns of the flower bush he was hiding in puncturing his skin. "Oh well...these babes are worth it!" A smile was plastered on the pervert's face as he did more data gathering... Letting his imagination fly...
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeek! Hiromi! There's a snake over there! Oh now I'm scared to swim! Let's get out of here!" One of the babes screamed. Only then did Jiraya's attention drift back to the girls. Quickly, the girls fled from the snake-infested pool... "Nooooooooooooooooooo!!! Don't go away!!!!!!!!!" Jiraya thought in despair as he watched the sexy babes leave the place. "What a waste! Damn! Those girls were so sexy! Darn it!" The perverted hermit walked away feeling sorry for himself. He thought about the data he could have gotten if those girls didn't leave. 'Oh well' he thought lazily trying to cheer himself up, 'They would have left sooner or later, It's almost sundown anyway' But the day of surprises wasn't about to end yet...
Jiraya went on walking back to the village. He didn't feel that bad anymore from losing his catch a while ago. "I could do with a bowl ramen right now. That'll cheer me up! Maybe I'll stop by Ichiraku's to get one. Who knows? I could meet some sexy babes there... Heheheeee. Huh?" Jiraya's thoughts were interrupted as he sensed that someone was close nearby... "Let me see... It's... Here!" He tore the vines of some plant that was blocking his view. "Whooooooheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" The sannin's eyes popped as big as ping-pong balls. The scenery underneath those vines was nice... But what was even nicer was a super-sexy cute naked BROWN-haired girl standing right in front of him... Jiraya continued to stare for several moments... His eyes becoming bigger with every passing second, His mouth hanging wide open. 'What a cute girl... and sexy too... the last time I saw a babe this sexy was...hmmmm...oh yeah...' Jiraya thought as he remembered Naruto's sexy no jutsu... A movement in the bushes however interrupted his thought...
Suddenly, Ebisu's head poked out of the bush yelling, "KONOHAMARU! I told you not to wander off without me! Who knows what might have happened to you! Hokage-sama put me in charge of you and your stupidity and wha... yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Ebisu's mouth dropped open. Blood rushed out from his nose faster than a faucet... In a few seconds, the elite ninja stopped moving. He was knocked out...
"What do you think sensei? Is my sexy no jutsu better than big brother Naruto's? Sensei? Sensei! Oh no I've made him out cold again. Hmph. He's too weak to teach me if he keeps fainting like that..." Konohamaru whined as he returned to his original form. "How am I gonna get home now?" He finally noticed an old man staring at him still overcoming the shock. "Oh wow mister!" Konohamaru said admiringly to the Perverted Hermit. "You're the only one so far who could survive my sexy no jutsu besides big brother Naruto without getting a nosebleed! Even grandpa gets a nosebleed too! How dya do it old man?"
At Ichiraku's...
"Gee old man, You wrote that? That's great!!!" Konohamaru grinned. "I bet I can be just as good as you! Considering the fact that I could transform into such a sexy girl that you were so mesmerized! Hahaaaaa!" The kid grinned even more widely showing his missing tooth clearly. Meanwhile, Jiraya was enjoying his ramen. He stood up suddenly, pointed at Konohamru's direction, and said, "Hey kid, Do you want to become my partner? Hehe... we'll go data gathering tomorrow... And you could take part in composing my new book. Whatdoya say? Are you going to take the job?" The perverted hermit stood there waiting...
"What do you think I am? You perverted hermit! I'm no coward! I'll go for it!!! You better be ready!"
The pervert sennin watched in awe as he looked at three sexy babes in bikinis playing at the waterfall. Drool fell from his mouth like drops of water creating a mini-pool on the dry earth beneath him. So far so good. His new ultimate book would be so popular that he himself will become the number one best selling author! He grinned widely as he imagined Kakashi reading the new ultimate book he wrote with his nose bleeding...
"Darn it! There has to be a better place than this!" Jiraya thought as he felt the sun mercilessly burning him and the sharp leaves and thorns of the flower bush he was hiding in puncturing his skin. "Oh well...these babes are worth it!" A smile was plastered on the pervert's face as he did more data gathering... Letting his imagination fly...
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeek! Hiromi! There's a snake over there! Oh now I'm scared to swim! Let's get out of here!" One of the babes screamed. Only then did Jiraya's attention drift back to the girls. Quickly, the girls fled from the snake-infested pool... "Nooooooooooooooooooo!!! Don't go away!!!!!!!!!" Jiraya thought in despair as he watched the sexy babes leave the place. "What a waste! Damn! Those girls were so sexy! Darn it!" The perverted hermit walked away feeling sorry for himself. He thought about the data he could have gotten if those girls didn't leave. 'Oh well' he thought lazily trying to cheer himself up, 'They would have left sooner or later, It's almost sundown anyway' But the day of surprises wasn't about to end yet...
Jiraya went on walking back to the village. He didn't feel that bad anymore from losing his catch a while ago. "I could do with a bowl ramen right now. That'll cheer me up! Maybe I'll stop by Ichiraku's to get one. Who knows? I could meet some sexy babes there... Heheheeee. Huh?" Jiraya's thoughts were interrupted as he sensed that someone was close nearby... "Let me see... It's... Here!" He tore the vines of some plant that was blocking his view. "Whooooooheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" The sannin's eyes popped as big as ping-pong balls. The scenery underneath those vines was nice... But what was even nicer was a super-sexy cute naked BROWN-haired girl standing right in front of him... Jiraya continued to stare for several moments... His eyes becoming bigger with every passing second, His mouth hanging wide open. 'What a cute girl... and sexy too... the last time I saw a babe this sexy was...hmmmm...oh yeah...' Jiraya thought as he remembered Naruto's sexy no jutsu... A movement in the bushes however interrupted his thought...
Suddenly, Ebisu's head poked out of the bush yelling, "KONOHAMARU! I told you not to wander off without me! Who knows what might have happened to you! Hokage-sama put me in charge of you and your stupidity and wha... yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Ebisu's mouth dropped open. Blood rushed out from his nose faster than a faucet... In a few seconds, the elite ninja stopped moving. He was knocked out...
"What do you think sensei? Is my sexy no jutsu better than big brother Naruto's? Sensei? Sensei! Oh no I've made him out cold again. Hmph. He's too weak to teach me if he keeps fainting like that..." Konohamaru whined as he returned to his original form. "How am I gonna get home now?" He finally noticed an old man staring at him still overcoming the shock. "Oh wow mister!" Konohamaru said admiringly to the Perverted Hermit. "You're the only one so far who could survive my sexy no jutsu besides big brother Naruto without getting a nosebleed! Even grandpa gets a nosebleed too! How dya do it old man?"
At Ichiraku's...
"Gee old man, You wrote that? That's great!!!" Konohamaru grinned. "I bet I can be just as good as you! Considering the fact that I could transform into such a sexy girl that you were so mesmerized! Hahaaaaa!" The kid grinned even more widely showing his missing tooth clearly. Meanwhile, Jiraya was enjoying his ramen. He stood up suddenly, pointed at Konohamru's direction, and said, "Hey kid, Do you want to become my partner? Hehe... we'll go data gathering tomorrow... And you could take part in composing my new book. Whatdoya say? Are you going to take the job?" The perverted hermit stood there waiting...
"What do you think I am? You perverted hermit! I'm no coward! I'll go for it!!! You better be ready!"