"Yo, dude!"
"Mein gott!"
It was, Germany decided, too early in the morning to be re-awoken by another idiot in his bedroom after he had just kicked Italy out of his bed. And speaking of Italy…
"Veee! What are you doing here?"
"Germany I need to speak with you privately dude."
"Gut luck with that America," Germany managed to grunt out as Italy wrapped his arms around his neck in an affectionate hug that was cutting of his oxygen supply.
"You need to inform Prussia that he is no longer a nation so he can vanish. 'K dude bye, I have, uhhhh hero stuff to do like… rescue Iggy!"
"Prussia… is no longer a nation? And he vants me to tell him! Nein, I vill not, but I know someone who vill."
And with that he quickly moved to his study to make that very important phone call that could, in theory, decide his brother's fate. And Prussia needed someone better than Germany to tell him why he needed to disappear.
"Hullo? Spain? I need you and France to something for me."
"So mon ami how are we going to do this?"
Antonio shrugged then quickly regretted it as a stab of pain shot up his arm from the blow that his sweet tomato Lovino had landed just this morning.
"Mon ami! This is serious!"
"Kesesesesese! Ze awesome me is here! Kneel down und cry!" Prussia yelled in his normal way as he slung his arms over France's and Spain's shoulder causing Spain to bite back a second yell of pain.
"Did he?"
"Oui, mon ami. He keeps getting beat up by his adorable Lovino."
"Anyway, Prussia, we have something we need to tell you."
"What is it? Ze awesome me is listening to the slightly less awesome you."
"…"
France and Spain looked at each other.
"It's nothing."
"So, let us go and share ze awesome me with ze world for I am Awesome!"
No-one ever told Prussia that he needed to disappear and with the formation of New Prussia he was stronger and more awesome than ever!