Hi everyone!

So here I reupdate this story, i'm sorry I deleted it back then but I was really angry when I got insulted by Pms.

BE CAREFUL, IT'S A FUTA STORY!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T READ AND SPARE ME YOUR NASTY REVIEWS!

This story follow The french movie American Pie 1 (1999).

I don't own MAI HIME or AMERICAN PIE.

This contains a lot of humor, maybe a special humor so i'm sorry if it's not to your liking.

Have fun ;)


Chapter 1 :

'Driiiiiinnng'

The last bell of the morning rang announcing the end of the first period.

Quickly all the corridors of the Hime high school of Fuuka were filled with people running, screaming, playing, talking, working or wandering. Well, typical school.

A special group of three girls came out of a history class taught by a crazy red hair who didn't stop saying she was seventeen and could understand young teenagers better than the other staff of the school.

"Hey Mai, can I borrow your notes, I felt asleep and has nothing for Friday's test" a blue haired girl with bright emerald asked.

"If you kept more attention to class Natsuki, you will be ok for the test and will not have to ask my help" The same Mai answered a little annoyed.

"Hey guys, did you see 'The little siren' last night? Arielle is so hot!"

"Ow Chie! You're such a perv'!" The blue haired girl screamed in horror.

"The worst thing is, I'm sure you've watched an adult version…" added Mai shaking her head from side to side.

"Come on! I'm not that desperate! "

"…"

"And I called you my best friends…"

"Hey! Pussies' faces, what's up? Still in the virgin zone bwaahahaa" Green lime eyes shined with mischiefs at the words left her mouth.

Yeah, that's how my life is.


You see that blue haired hot girl over there? It's me.

Natsuki Kuga, seventeen years, bad-ass biker chick, daughter of Saeko and Kenji Kuga the owners of Kuga's pharmaceutical industries.

If you ask, yes I'm rich, but no I'm not a spoiled brat, my mom made sure of that, no worries.

These girls who stick with me are my best friends for what seems forever.

The busty carrot hair Mai, she is like a sister to me. She has great grade and help me all the time, I know I'm a desperate case but hey, can't help it! She acts a lot like a mother to us but hell, it didn't matter, and you will never find a better cook! She also has a little brother Takumi but he suffers some rare disease and is hospitalized a lot.

Oh, one more thing, try to hurt her and I will make sure to kill you slowly and painfully.

Then we have Chie. What can I say? Short black hair, brown eyes with a pair of glasses, queen of gossip, member of the journalist club and the perfect stone marten type…

She has a girlfriend, actually she is the only one who has a girlfriend, Aoi. I don't understand how this girl can stay with such a pervert but hell, with her jealousy problems, they complete each other.

And finally Nao. Well people call her by her last name Stifleur. She is also rich but her, she's a brat. She is sexy and she knows it so she uses that fact and fucks girls after girls without a care for their feelings. Just sex. The Fuuka playboy!

Sometimes, I wondered why we are friends but I remember quickly, she organizes the best party in the city!


"Shut up Nao!" I growled.

"Come on, tonight 9pm, my house, alcohol and hoties only authorized!" She winked.

"Sorry Nao, that's the guy I'm with who will decide, he is a gentleman, I'm sure he is the one!" Mai smiled brightly.

God…Mai and her prince's search…

"Please girls, remove the cellophaneon your pussies and use it! Bunch of idiots!" Nao went away clutching her stomach and

We stayed here some minutes before moving to a famous restaurant for students 'At Mashiro'

"So, landingat 9pm and beers in hands at 9.05pm" Chie exclaimed.

"Do you have a date for tonight?" Mai asked

"My lovely Aoi…" whispered Chie.

"Do you know Shizuru, the beautiful student's president? She will be here tonight and I want to impress her. Would she prefer a bad-ass Natsuki-"I made a rider gesture "-or a cool Natsuki?"

"I don't know for you Mai but with that shirt I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter." Joked Chie.

I was wearing my leatherjacket on a shirt which said 'Hungry wolf"

"What?! Hey I don't think I'm wrong but it's been 2 two years you played with your girlfriend but never reached the third base" I retorted.

"Oh yeah? But I, I know what it's like to touch the ball and you, you're consigned to the bench " Chie smirked and sipped and her milkshake.

"Whatever…" I grumbled.

"Hahahahahaah" Mai didn't help one bit.

We came out and were about to part when something kept bothering me.

"Hey guys, how it is to you know, touch the ball…?" I blushed furiously from embarassement but couldn't help. Virgins questions…

"This one for you Chie" eavesdropped Mai

Chie put one of her hands on my shoulder and said with a thrust move

"It's like a hot apple pie!"


At the party.

Nao was walking around saluting people, slapping some nice asses and drinking with her friend from time to time.

"Ohhh yeah!"

She suddenly stole a red cup from one random girl and approached Shizuru

"Hey Shiz'! Good to see you, just wait for me, I will be back" she gave her the cup winking

As an answer, she won a smile and an arched eyebrow but, hey a Stifleur doesn't care until the girl was on her bed, not after and certainly not before.

The bellrang out loudly and forth.

With soft dance movements, she arrived at the door and opened it

"WOOO, now the party can begin, welcome to my love palace, beers are on the back, feel free to take it"

"Heee Aoi, Akane, what a joy to have you! YAYYYY" She yelled seeing them dancing in a corner.

"TOMOE!-"

"NAOOOOO" The said girl raised her hand.

"- What are you doing here freak?!" Nao dodged the high five and smirked at Tomoe's hurt face.

Then the girl walked dejected away in our direction.

"Hey girls, there's some asses tonight don't you agree" She blurted out, scanning the room, particularly some girls.

"Tomoe…"We barely nodded.

"I'm ready, I repeat I'm ready, Tomoe leveled up and become Tomoenator, an awesome sex machine ready to attack"

"You have a target Tomoe?" Chie curiously asked

"Do you see that girl from Tokyo, Miya? She is here and people say she is all over me" an evil smile crossed her lips "Kids, it's time for her to know THE Tomoenator-"

"Yeah right Tomoena- whatever you said" I snorted and Chie chuckled.

"-I will change the future of that lucky girl"

Okay, she was totally crazy…

"Go buddy, get the girl!" Chie humored and raised her cup.

"I will be back" she agreed and went to her 'lucky girl'

I hope someone will save Miya from that…that freak…

It was that time Aoi choose to join us.

"You were here" she kissed Chie's cheek and whispered something in her ear.

That's when I spot her. HER. Shizuru Fujino. She was clad in a simple purple dress which shownall her curves, all her fucking good curves!

Beautiful.

A goddess, it wasn't possible either way.

"Look it's Shizuru, she's here, she's looking at me!" I turned to my friend like an excited child.

"What are you waiting for? Go talk to her! Go" Chie cheered me up but kept her eyes on Aoi.

"Yeah! Yeah you're right, I will do that, that's the only thing to do, this is?" Nice, now I was stuttering…

When I turned to my friend for some comfort or more pushing, nothing, I was alone.

"Chi-Chie? Chie?" Thank you very much my dear friend, well, at least I hope you will go direct 'Home Run' if you know what I'm talking about… Damn Aoi.

I breathed slowly, in and out and straightened myself. Come on, time to act.

-Play Etta James / At Last-

Black ripped jeans, black and white converses, a green blouse with three opened buttons which matched my eyes and my leather jacket on, I walked confidently toward my queen.

To each second, I grew scared, what will I say? What will I do? Will she like me?

But when I looked up, it was too late. I was in front of her, and then

"Hahahaha, I love it, hahaaah" I raised my cup and laughed nervously like a perfect idiot!

Shizuru and her two friends, the executive president of the student's council Haruka Suzushiro, a loud blond with violet eyes who hates my guts more than anyone because of my attendance and Yukino Kikukawa a shy brown girl with glasses who works with Haruka but always smile at me and corrects Haruka word's problem, looked puzzled. And by their intense looks I just realized that I humiliated myself like no tomorrow! At the same time, I thought I saw something in crimson orbs, something like amusement? No it was my imagination…

"I will just go get a drink" I quickly dismissed myself and ran to the beer.

Somewhere in Fuuka in a car

"And at school, did you take a specialty? A blond guy with spiked hair asked

"MMMmm I take a cooking degree course in hope to open my own restaurant!"

"Waaou, that's cool to have an idea of your future so real… What a beautiful night, don't you think? His eyes were glued to Mai's breast.

"Yeah I think too…" Mai was slightly embarrassed by the wondering on her large assets.

Silence engulfed the car and they both stared at the sky.

"I always said spring is great no? Maybe the smell of the rain and all" Mimicking a yawn, he placed his arm around her shoulders.

Mai felt like pushing him hard against the other side when

"Suck me baby" a sultry voice and lusty eyes came from the guy.

"WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT DID YOU SAY?

"Suck me baby" courageously the boy repeated

After the shock, our carrot haired girl exploded

"YOU ARE KIDDING RIGHT?! AHHAHAA WHAT A BASTARD I FOUND THIS TIME! I CAN'T BELIVE IT! NATSUKI IS RIGHT, THE PRINCE CHARMING DOESN'T EXIST! I'M SO STUPID!"

"Come on, what did you expect? A five star restaurant and a walk on the beach under the moon? Please, what we all want is just a good fuck, stop dreaming and suck me already!"

Poor boy, didn't know to whom he was talking …

If staying with Natsuki and Chie taught something to Mai, it was:

Don't be afraid of pervert

Be violent to contain them and protect yourself

How I would love to make the scene slow down for you guys…

Mai widened her eyes and fury overtaken her. She slapped him hard on the cheek, grabbed his hair and slammed it on the wheel breaking his nose in the process. She opened the door kicking it and ran outside to the road calling a cab.

And his friends called him 'Nova'… Big joke!

Back to the party in a bedroom

Aoi and Chie were kissing like two beasts, holding tight to each other and caressing slowly the other body.

Suddenly Chie rolled on top of her girlfriend biting her neck playfully

"Don't you think it's time to take the next step?" she used her most heated and pleaded voice

"To-tonight?" a scared answer was all that Aoi could mutter.

"Yeah, that's the best night, doesn't it what you always dream of?" same voice said. She slowly raised her hand and let her thumb caressed from corner to corner her lover's lips.

'SHHIITT I'M A YETIIIII, THE ABOMINABLE MAN OF THE TOILETTTTTTS'

"…"

"Maybe not…"

"I get it, relax sweetheart and enjoy" Aoi pushed Chie on her back and unzipped her pants, taking off her pantie in the same time

"MMMmm Ohh Aoiii darling..AAaahhh!"

And during that time…

"He told you 'Suck me baby'?"…

"HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA" Nao couldn't contain herself anymore

"Oh shut up Nao" Mai was angry and driving herself in some vodka.

"Where is that fucking bastard?! I will break his legs and make sure no one will ever EVER suck him!" I was fuming and my words could be misunderstood for growls

"Thank you Natsuki, but I did a pretty good job already" She was now smiling at me, her caring friend, holding my hand gently for comfort.

"That's not enough, I swear Mai I'm gonna kill him! No one tries to molest my sister!"

"Natsuki…" Mai's eyes were filled with tears, such a declaration with two cups of vodka in her organism was too much. She threw herself in my arms.

"You were right, fairy tale doesn't exist!"

"Shhh, everything will be okay, I promise you, you will find the one" I was tracing little patterns on her back to calm her and smooth her.

Unknown to us, a pair of red eyes was staring and they didn't seem quite pleased.

In the bedroom

"AAAaaahhh so good!" It was pure bliss, Chie was near her climax and all the sensation Aoi gave her were driving her mad.

"MMmmmm Oh god! Don't stop, don't stop!"

"Fuck yes! I'm coming, I'm coming Aoooiiiii!" With her lover's name on her lips, Chie released a wave of warm liquid and her body shook from aftermath.

"Wow babe, it was…it was amazing!"

Aoi licked all the liquid she could find not daring to waste such a wonderful essence. Then, she wiped her mouth on her girlfriend's pantie and smiled at her lover "Anything for you love"

Chie took her underclothes and pants back and hugged Aoi, whispering sweet things in her ear.

VLAM

"Suck me baby!" Nao barged in the room with a pink haired girl with two piggy tails.

"Fuck you Stifleur!" Chie scowled

"Yeah exactly, room service, you have to free the room" a devilish smiled horned her face and her slime green eyes were screaming 'Out! Out! Out!'

"Asshole…" whispered Aoi leaving the room straight with Chie close behind.

Nao didn't waste her time, not even care if she disturb something, she pushed her girl on the bed "Finally alone" and shut the door.

Chie joined us and took one beer. She embraced Mai and affectionately rubbed her arms.

How did she know? A fucking mystery, I told you…A real gossip queen!

We took some shots to celebrate the three musketeers' reunion and became a little crazy because of the alcohol but not really drunk well, except Mai…

So Chie and I went to the bathroom to get her a towel to clean her a little, man, she was drooling like a baby!

In our way, Tomoe caught us.

"Hey! Pssssitt, come on kids, come see."

"Tomoe, what are you doing?" I asked a little annoyed

"Listen carefully, you remember the girl, Miya?" She leaned on the doorframe.

"She's here with me, in that room if you know what I'm talking about" She raised her eyebrow up and down with a sadist grin.

"And she is totally hot!" She laughed and closed the door.

What the fuck!

"Wait! If Tomoe fuck before me, I will… I will have it bad, really bad!" Chie shouted exasperated

"Please Chie, Tomoe? Tomoenator?! You're kidding?" I made a shocked gesture to make her take the hint.

We stayed here and stared at each other before laughing our ass off.

"You're right, not a chance in the world!"

We reached the stairs still laughing

"It's ok to be licked five minutes but shit, I need to fuck!" Chie said still shocked from earlier

"Well, charming, really charming! Can you drive me back?" Aoi shouted at Chie then to her friend Akane

"Sure."

"No wait, Aoi! Please-"

"Bitch!" The two girls walked passed us and gave Chie a murderous look. I know she is my friend, but this one, she deserved it.

The next morning, when I opened my eyes, I was on the floor and judging by all my aches, I think I just collapsed here after drinking cup after cup with Chie.

I turned around and saw Mai on the couch stirring from her sleep slowly and Chie groaning in a nearby chair with a glass of water.

Typical drunk night…

Then, we heard some voices and watched surprised what was going on.

Tomoe and her girl came down the stair and stopped at the door

"I will never forget what we lived that night" whispered Tomoe but loud enough for us to hear. She caressed Miya's arm.

"Me neither" the girl hugged her tightly while Tome grinned at us knowingly.

"Good bye"

"See you…"

The door opened and closed letting the silence overtake the house once again.

Tomoe approached us and smiling from ear to ear declared

"Girls, that's it! I'm not a kid anymore. You can say you farewell to my virginity, I'm a woman now! Just as an advice, do it too, we had fun all night long, I'm exhausted…"

"Wait, wait! I don't get it, what did you tell her?" stuttered Chie with horror masked in her voice.

"Nothing, it was just my time, just my time" she shook her head "Good luck virgins" With a wink, she left.

To say we were stunned, it was an understandement. We couldn't speak, we even avoided each other eyes.

"Really?! GGrrrroo" Mai growled letting her head fell unceremoniously on the cushion.

"I can't believe it! I'm dreaming, it's not possible either way!" I screamed. Seriously guys, how a green haired girl, mean like no one and ugly outside like inside could reach the third base before my friends? Before me, maybe, after all I was also a freak but not in the same way….

"Yeah, I'm dreaming too! I passed all my time with Aoi since three years and Tomoe met a girl one night and concluded?! Not faiiiiir!" she whined kicking in a bottle…

"We will all be virgins in University, you know that? People will look at us as some aliens!" Added Mai

"Thank you Mai, it helps a lot…" I retorted

"Guys! Stop! I have an idea!" Chie blurted out with one hand on her chin and her glasses on the tip of her nose.

Oh god, I already have shivers running my spine, it was never good when Chie had an idea!

"We keep it between us, it's simple! We make a deal, no wait, better than that, a pact! It's powerful! We all fucked a girl or boy-"she winked at Mai "and change the virgin zone to the fucker one!"

"Because you think I didn't try everything?" I snorted.

"How do you train for Lacrosse game? You have a coach to motivate and stimulate you? It's the same! We're here for each other! Alone we sucked! But together…Together guys, we rocked! We will control our sexual fate!"

"After all, to finish in Hell at the end, why not together?" Mai smiled and agreed.

"As if I wanted to be with you afterlife too…" I rolled my eyes.

"Come on girls! Seriously! Our sex ability is at stake!" She stood up on her chair and raised her water glass.

"We will show every hotties what we can do and prove to the world that we're not some flabby pussies! Bid yours farewell to the virgin zone and with me fight for yours future orgasms!"

"Amen!" Mai yelled with her fist up in the air.

"Swear your loyalty to the cause and to each other!"

"To us all the women!" I cheered!

"And we will lose our virginity!"

"YAYYYYYYYY" We all jumped and shouted.


Later at "At Mashiro"

"It's mandatory, only consent relations are authorized. No whores, that's for you Nat'!"

"Spotted" Mai laughed at me

"Mai~~" I whined.

"The dance at the end of the year is our deadline!"

"Come on Chie, it's not cool, it's in three weeks!" I complained

"I know but think of all the parties after the dance, all the women and men are hot!"

"She's right you know Natsuki, think of it like a sort of tradition" Mai intervened

"But guys, I will never have a girl in three weeks, you know why!"

"You need confidence Natsuki, you're freaking hot and a famous lacrosse player at Fuuka high, and that, is just a detail!" Chie told me with a reassuring smile

"If I wasn't into men, I would definitely fuck you again and again Natsuki, don't worry! I'm sure you will find someone!" Mai said sticking her tongue.

"Come on, to us!" Chie cheered!

"TO UUUSSS ~~"

Ok, ok, I know, I will spill it.

Why am I comparing myself to a freak? Why did I think I will never have a girl? Why am I so not confident?

Well, did I mention that I'm a hermaphrodite?

Maybe not…

So yes, I, Natsuki Kuga, due to some circumstances, has a pussy AND a dick.

Not just a dick, but a ten inch cock.

Now, you know what my problem is with our little pact.

To continue…


Twisted ends, I know but I like them.

It gives me the sensation that my readers will crave for more.

Next chapter will reupdate tomorrow ^^'

Love

Pinou.