The Lord of the Rings:

Gollum's Karaoke





Missing Preciousss



(to the tune of "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles)

(sung by Gollum)





My Precious has been missing

And it makes me feel so bad

Missing Precious, where are you?



Missing Precious...

Don't worry

Missing Precious...

Come back

We'll find you

And that Frodo brat



I don't understand why

Such a courteous hobbit guy

Would want to go and burgle

My Ring.





Missing Precious...

Don't worry

Missing Precious..

Come back

We'll find you

And that Frodo brat



Missing Precious

We'll kill him

Missing Precious

We'll get 'im

We'll find you

And that Frodo brat...



Thank you, thank you.





Over that Marsh



(to the tune of "Over the Rainbow" from the Wizard of Oz)

(sung by Sam and Frodo on the way to Mordor)





Some where

Over that marsh

Way up high



There's a volcano

I heard of

Once in a speech by a wizard



Some where

Over that marsh

Where the smoke is



There's a place called

Mount Doom

Where we must find



Someday I'll wish upon a star

And wake up where the Nazgul are far behind me..



Where trouble melts like lembas bread

Away above the volcano tops



That's where you'll find me..



Somewhere

Over that marsh

Way up high



There's a place for the Ring

The melt into a lump...





Thank you, thank you.

Wow, Sam, I didn't know we could hit those high notes.

Neither did I Frodo..





Mushrooms



(to the tune of "Black Socks")

(sung by Merry and Pippin)



Mushrooms



They always are tasty



No matter where



Someday I think I'll stop stealin' them



But something inside me just tells me not yet



Not yet not yet not yet..





Thank you!

Merry, got any mushrooms?

I don't think so, Pip, wanna steal some from Maggot?

Sure, Merry.



Arwen



(to the tune of "Greensleeves")

(sung by Aragorn)



Alas, my love, we have a problem

That you are immortal

When I have loved you so long

Delighting in your company



Arwen! My delight,

O! Arwen what shall we do?



Arwen! My heart of gold,

With a father that's just gone crazy



Alas, my love, we have a problem

Your daddy's doing the eyebrow thing

I want no more than to love you

But Elrond seems to have a problem



Arwen! My delight,

O! Arwen what shall we do?

Arwen! My heart of gold,

With a father who wants to kill me..





Thank *sob* you *sniff*