It wasn't like she hadn't been to the hospital before, granted it wasn't this hospital, but still, could Kingdom Hospital be any different? Besides it's not like I'm the shape to be picky. Not to be manic-depressive, but, I really shouldn't have been walking down a dark street, asking for trouble with big red sign in bright green capital letters. But, not to toot my own horn, they'll remember me, oh yes they will, now if I could only remember what they did to me, I remember taking down at least three of them, but after that, it all gets hazy, Looking down at myself it was obviously something crappy, hmm, but what exactly was it?

I'm in the ER now, let's see young-looking doctor with glasses, his id named him Dr. Traff, a blonde named Draper, and a doctor with a really determined look on his face, but who must not have been very determined while putting on his clothes as his zipper was down, oh joy his name was Hook.

"Damn why are the beautiful ones the ones that get hurt?" Traff sighed.

"I can hear you, you ass. Great I'm being operated on by curtains, a pedophile, and a pirate with zipper trouble!"

"Elmer be quite and grab the crash cart, her heart rate's dropping!" Hook spat.

"Elmer! Nice to know I'm gonna be glued back to one piece!"

"Hehehe, a teen with a sense of humor, not many of you show up here." A large anteater walked up to her right side.

"Most would think that's a good thing considering the location, I know from experience hospital's aren't the best place to play jokes." She leaned up on her elbows, but was a wondered briefly why nobody tried to pin her down.

"Your spirit is separating from your body, sorry Sorcha, you're dying."

"Well that sucks walnuts, wait isn't there supposed to be some pretty light? Or like a she-male with wings?"

"There might be, it depends on you."

"Why-or what does?"

"Your passing on, you see, my pal Mary's been laid to rest, so I need someone new to ring the bell."

"What bell?"

"The Death Bell."

"Sounds ominous, so I would like have to decide who lived who died?"

"No that's my job, you just need to ring the bell to call the spirit on its way."

"Oh, well…wait, if I'm dying, then won't I be a ghost, and they usually go insane after a while right?"

"Usually, in your case it will be different."

"Why?"

"You'll have me."

"Hehehe, egocentric aren't we?" Nevertheless, she was now sitting up, and the doctors were now having a hard time trying to keep her heart beating. "But I'll stay, you seem like fun anyway." She jumped off the bed, and stepped forward to pet his head. "Oh wait, what's your name?"

"I've answered to many names, but the one I'm known by here is Antibus."

"Well pleased to meet to you, uh, sort of guess?" She grimaced a bit at her body, and the noisy heart monitor

The two of them walked down the hallway, leaving behind the screeching noise of the monitor, and the curses of doctors.

A/N So what do you guys think, should I continue?