My Intoxicated Kitchen

Hannah's POV

"Boop boop!" I greet the camera and pop open a pricey champagne, spilling it all over the floor. "Oops. Hey! It's Hannah Hart and this week on My Drunk Kitchen we have two special guests!"

I raise my hands as my guests slowly stand up. "It's Tegan and Sara! And they're going to help me make some amazing pasta! Isn't that right guys?"

The twins look into the camera, smile and say," Yup," in unison.

"Alright. First ingredient. Bow tie pasta. Because pasta is always fashionable." Tegan passes me the box of bow ties just as Sara holds the pot filled with water. Our fingers touch slightly as I steady the pot and pour the pasta in. A shiver bolts down my spine.

"Is it legal to be drinking this much?" Sara smiles just as we all take a massive gulp of champagne.

"Well, we are trying to get drunk. It makes the food taste better."

"True," Tegan agrees. We continue on with the recipe and in the end it tastes amazing.

"Thanks for watching guys!" I say in closing. "Remember that I'll send out an update for Club W shortly! Bye!" Sara shuts off the camera and we all high five, taking in more bubbly champagne.

"This was actually really good," Sara says, continuing to eat more pasta.

"Thanks so much for helping me out guys," I smile. I laugh as they simultaneously wave my thanks away.

"No problem," Tegan pipes.

"Yeah," Sara says. "We'll be more than happy to do it again."

Tegan's POV

About two hours later we are all generously drunk. Sara puts her glass filled to the brim with champagne to her lips. She sloshes some down her front and we all crack up.

"I think you're the prettiest," Hannah slurs out the words to Sara as if her tongue were swollen.

Sara giggles and hiccups. "I think you're the prettiest," she slurs back. She leans in to Hannah and they kiss pretty sloppily. I down the rest of my alcohol and feel a throbbing in my pants.

When they pull away, I grab Sara's chin and kiss her, too. Our drunken tongues mesh under the bright lighting in the kitchen.

"How hot," Hannah says. She motions to me slowly, her intoxication transferring throughout her body. We lean across Sara and shove our tongues in each others mouths. Sara giggles between us.

"Get a room," Sara slurs.

"Good idea," Hannah responds grabbing both my and Sara's hand and drunkenly staggers us into the bedroom. We all crowd on the queen sized mattress and make out with each other deeply, slowly and hazily removing articles of clothing until we're all as bare as trees in the winter.

Hannah and I plop Sara back on the bed. We drunkenly team to kiss her face and stroke her hair. Hannah's flat chest rests on Sara's pearl white stomach, cute ass in the air, slightly swaying.

I nibble on -and breathe too hard into- Sara's ear. She giggles at me, her breath heavily peppered with the scent of pricey champagne. I'm not as drunk as the others but I'm still drunk enough.

Hannah trails sloppy kisses down Sara's body while I fumble up top with her breasts. I can't seem to get my coordination right and squeeze harder than I mean to.

I look down at Hannah and she's smiling and breathing all over my sister's clit. She keeps laughing which sets us all off in a drunken fit of chuckling.

"You don't do that," I smile, the words tumbling out of my mouth in a rush like a current. "Let me show you how," but I sound like "Leh meh shah yah ha."

I slide so ungracefully down between Sara's legs and spread them with my palms. Hannah scrambles up to the top and starts making out with my twin, hiccuping in between breaths.

I let my tongue swirl around, placing spit filled with champagne everywhere. I let the smell of her take me away.

Sara's POV

My vision is blurring and I'm hiccuping like crazy. "More alcohol!" I spurt out, throwing up my arms, and me and Hannah fall back laughing.

I start to feel Tegan's tongue and I relax into the treatment. I help Hannah onto my face as she teeters to try and get her balance. My tongue wiggles around and I chuckle in between her thighs. Hannah lets out soft, strangled moans as she hiccups.

I arch my back as Tegan now uses her fingers. We've all calmed down just enough to pleasure each other. I am gold, melting into the sweet mine that is Hannah's crisp, velvet thighs. She presses her pelvis down harder to my mouth.

I moan at her sweet juices and at Tegan's intoxicated but wise skill. My body twists and turns as I feel my climax approach. I moan and scream into Hannah's pussy, my hot breath making her shudder.

Tegan lays down on her back next to me, her head near my feet, her legs up and spread. Hannah reaches down and plays with her, still giving in to pleasure herself.

I nibble at the clit in front of me and that's what sets her off into a fit of spasms, moaning so loudly. She jerks and twitches above me before she collapses sideways and passes out.

Tegan whines so I crawl in such a staggered manner over Hannah and finish her off. I bite and lick and suck really hard, rubbing her clit in a circular way that makes her explode between my teeth.

I get up to go to the bathroom but then everything goes black and i feel my body hit the floor. God, I'm gonna have such a fucking headache in the morning.