A/N: Just a little something that I got from inspiration, thanks to Yakushi-Kabuto( .com/ )from Idea goes to him! Anywho, this is just some short little One-shot, that I hope you may all find entertaining, and you all deserve this, at least until I can get my stories back from my other computer that is MILES away (and has not internet! T.T) ENJOY!
The raven haired boy finished removing his clothes before stepping in to the tiled room that was connected to his. Making sure a towel was ready for him when he got out; the boy quickly turned on the hot water. As the small room filled with steam, Sasuke hissed as the hot liquid met his sensitive pale skin. Feeling his body instinctively arch away from the heat annoyed him, he had wanted this shower when he first got up, but training with Orochimaru had made that a wish that did not come true.
He lathered some shampoo into his, now lying flat against his neck, hair, and enjoyed the way his fingers felt rubbing his scalp. Moving closer to the shower nozzle, he leaned his head back, exposing the flesh of his neck, where a small black bruise was imprinted a few inched from his ear. If one inspected closer, they would find it had three coma like prongs. It had happened a year ago, when he was still in Konoha, he remembered it well, and he cherished this bruise, after all, he would soon have the strength to kill Itachi.
Just as he had begun to condition his scalp, he felt something whirling its way up his leg, calmly looking down, figuring it could just be conditioner that fell from his hands. He gave a shriek and jumped from the shower, bringing down the curtain as he went.
Uttering a small whimper, Sasuke glanced at the offender. A snake, about the length that would reach his hip if stretched out, was hissing at him from inside the shower. Now he was pissed. For god's sake, this was the fifth one this month!
Snatching up the reptile, Sasuke made his was out of his bedroom. He did not care that he was naked, nor did he care for the fact that he still had yet to finish washing his hair and body. All he cared about, was shouting in that damn Sannin's face.
He spotted the two of them sitting at the table reading the paper, like silly old ninnies. He stomped his way over.
SLAM!
He thumped the snake down on to the table for all to see. Grabbing the front of his "sensei's" garb, he began his rant.
"I swear, if I find one more fucking SNAKE in my mother fucking shower, I swear to kami, to Buddha, to all the gods in the world, I am packing my bags and leaving to fucking KONOHA!" Sasuke shouted into Orochimaru's face.
With that, he angrily stomped away to finish his shower. After making sure the angered boy was not in hearing range, Orochimaru took another sip of his coffee as Kabuto said,
"He'll get used to it." As the snake that was on the table slapped it's tail against Kabuto's palm, in what was unmistakably a "high-five".
"You did." Orochimaru responded, hiding in his paper again.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed!