My first Fanfic. Albus talks like this. James talks like this. Rose talks like this. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: If I owned Harry Potter, Do you think I would be wasting my life here?

Dear Uncle George,

Happy Birthday! Enclosed is a present that me, Rose, and James-

Oh Moony, you make it sound so formal!

Shut up Prongs! Anyway, we hope that you like-

I hope you aren't going to end it like that. It's too short and not sweet enough for our favorite uncle.

Do you want to write it Danger?

Why yes, my dear cousin. I'd love to. You see Uncle George, We knew your Birthday was coming up soon and we couldn't decide what to get you. So-

We thought of a promise made long ago to a certain redheaded little girl that had not been fulfilled. So being the case, we, the three Marauders-

FOUR Marauders James!

Just because He's yours and Al's friend, Rosie, Doesn't make him an Actual Marauder.

Yes it does, James! He risked his Skin just like the rest of us on that night!

Plus he's in Gryffindor! And I thought I was telling this story!

Oh whatever! YOU were rambling and HE doesn't even have a name!

Yes he does! Me and Rosie christened him Padfoot, for obvious reasons.

What is he? A dog? Oh the shame you two bring me.

Ditto. Anyway Uncle George, after much planning, practice runs, and narrow escapes from Peeves, Filch, and Mrs. Norris-

How that cat is still alive is beyond me!

We got it and it is in the parcel we have sent to you.

No need to thank us for risking our lives whatsoever.

Happy Birthday again to you and Uncle Fred.

Love you always.

Sincerely yours,

Messers Moony (Al), Padfoot(Special Friend) , & Prongs(James) , & Missus Danger(Rosie)

George Weasley received this odd letter and parcel from his niece and nephews, the three of them in their 1st and 2nd years at Hogwarts, on his 40th birthday. He decided to open it and laughed sadly at the contents. Enclosed in the small parcel and put up in the shop, hanging even today, was one Hogwarts Toilet seat from Moaning Myrtles' Bathroom. At that moment George Weasley could not have been prouder of the New Marauders.