NOTE: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS. IF I DID DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I WOULD BE WRITING THIS?

I ALSO DO NOT OWN AMERICAN IDOL

Okay, on with the story

Edward: BELLA!!! Come here!!!!!!!!!

Bella: WHAT DO YOU WANT?????

Edward: American Idol's on. Don't you want to watch it?

Bella: Not really.

(Edward walks over to Bella)

Edward: AMERICAN IDOL IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

Alice: Yeah I love the outfits!!

Rosalie: Jazzy?

Jasper: I'm in my emo corner!

Rosalie: How many times do I have to tell you, I WANT ORANGE JUICE!!!!!

Emmett: Rose, why in the world do you want orange juice?

Rosalie: Because it makes me fly!!

Bella: Um.. CARLISLE!!!!

Carlisle: What is it this time?

Bella: I think that Rosalie has finally cracked.

(Rosalie starts rolling around on the floor)

Rosalie: TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!

Carlisle: …

HOW AWFUL WAS IT??? R&R. Cut me some slack. It's my first story.