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Summary: The girls of Hogworts are like any other girls in the world–boy crazy! Even when they try to hide it (i.e., HG/ RW), we know it's there. Why don't you come on in and see the wacky ways of girls! Hint–The boys at the ten year reunion will find out; what will be the their reaction? How many of the girls wishes came true?

Boy Crazy

By NeverBeenFrenched

Chapter 1

I want a tattoo that says 'I'm Harry Potter's Property,' right on my hip. What do you think, Hermione?

Your Joking right?

Nope!

You can't do that Ginny! Your only 13! Can we talk about something else besides boys?

Okay... What book were you reading in the common room at 3:00 in the morning? Before you transfigured it into notebook , I saw a little bit of that title–Did I really see you reading,‟His Magical Lips: A Sexy Romance,‟ or something?

No! You know what? Let's go back to boys okay? Merlin, You're such a busy body...

Harry, Harry, Harry! He's so fine–I want to make him mine! Who do you like?

Hey, do you like Harry too? :-(

No! On both accounts! School is way to important to waste it on thinking about boys!

You know, Moine? If I didn't know you I'd think your gay... hahaha! ;-) But, I think you're in love with your 'book boys'! Are you in love with the star in 'His Magical Lips: A Sexy Romance.'? Come on admit it! You think he's sexy, You want to kiss him, You want to love him:-) I wonder if he looks like anyone we know? Maybe he has red hair...

Shut. Up. Ginny.

Anyway, Professor Lupin is a really cool teacher!

Don't try to change the subject, but yeah–He's cute, like Harry!

Is that all you think about! I was worried, but now I'm concerned!

Harry, Harry, Harry,Harry, Harry!

Harry is so fine!

I wish he would be mine

Harry is so cool

When I look at him I drool

Harry is not boring

Colin is snoring

Harry is to please me

And, never leave me!

I like Harry!

Harry is really nice

But, I wouldn't look at him twice

He's not that hot

You must be smoking wiz-pot

Please find someone who likes you first

So, you can quench your boy thirst!

Meanie! He is hot! I like him, and that means he's perfect!

McGonagall went down the rows looking at her extra credit transfiguration class of 3rd years and 4th years Gryffindors. It was homework helping today where the 4th's helped the 3rd 's with homework, by now they would be finished and probably passing notes. Time to collect, thought McGonagall, both homework and secrets notes. She grinned mentally, maybe she'd have some good gossip for the teacher lounge! She eyed a blushing Ginny, and an annoyed Hermione. What do we have here, She thought picking up their parchment that was obviously not homework. Well, well...

wiz-pot: Wizard Pot, i.e. Like the muggle drug, but magical!

Author Note: Hello, this is going to 8-10 chapters, and it's also going to be about different couples! If you like you could suggest the a couple NOT listed here:

1. Ginny, age 13, likes Harry. ( Chapter 1)

2. Hermione, age 14, loves Ron. ( Next Chapter)

3. Lavender, age 16, loves Won-Won.

4. Pansy, age , loves Harry and Draco.

5. Cho, age 14, loves Cedric, but has a secret crush on Prof. Snape.

6. –You decide!

No slash please... Oh, and yes the boys in the end are going to find out! Please Review! PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

P.S. This story is based on the notes me and my friend pass during church. I'm the only one who doesn't seem boy crazy, but I just have higher standards! They fall in love with anyone who cute and pays them a little attention... Merlin, it really drives me up the wall! Also, this story is going to be a soft T–only because my mom might want to read it...