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IN MEMORIAM
GLENN QUINN
May 28, 1970 -- December 3, 2002
R.I.P.
Noted for his roles has Mark, Becky's husband, on Roseanne and Doyle, Angel's messenger from the PTB, on Angel.
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Disclaimer: Tribune, Fireworks, Majel Roddenberry, and Robert Hewitt Wolfe: these are the people responsible for the great show that is Andromeda.
Note: I really wanted cheese and that's why I wrote this and needless to say that I didn't want any cheese after I wrote it.
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The Cheese Conversation:
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"Behold! The power of cheese!"
-Some commercial
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Harper- "Hey Beka, just the lovely lady I was looking for."
Beka- "What do you want, Harper?"
Harper- "Why do you always assume I want something? I just said I was looking for ya', doesn't mean I'm gonna' ask for something as soon as I find ya'."
Beka- "Well you found me so either ask or go back to your hole."
Harper- "My hole?"
Beka- "Yeah, you know that thing you call a bunk?"
Harper- "My 'hole'? My...'hole'?"
Beka- "So, are you going to ask me or not?"
Harper- "What exactly makes it a hole?"
Beka- "Harper!!"
Harper- "Seriously, I'm curious as to how my 'bunk' in your blonde little head becomes a hole."
Beka- "Well, would you look at that? 'I' pushed Harper's buttons. 'Harper's'. I didn't think it was possible."
Harper- "Ha ha. Tell me, 'Captain Valentine, what this high opinion of my cleanliness stems from?"
Beka- "I don't know, 'Seamus', maybe the fact that for the three years I've known you you've been a complete slob."
Harper- "Hey! I clean up."
Beka- "Right."
Harper- "I do."
Beka- "So what were you going to ask?"
Harper- "Do you like cheese?"
Beka- "That's your question? Whether I like cheese or not?"
Harper- "Yeah, I mean if you thin about it cheese is pretty gross."
Beka- "Do I want to know?"
Harper- "Of course. So anyway, this stuff is rotten milk basically. I mean, how exactly is that good for you?"
Beka- "That's disgusting, Harper."
Harper- "I know, that's my point."
Beka- "I'm so happy to hear that you actually have one."
Harper- "So?"
Beka- "So what?"
Harper- "Buttons, seams, hems-"
Beka- "-Harper!"
Harper- "Do you like cheese?"
Beka- "I suppose that would depend on the kind of cheese."
Harper- "Cheddar?"
Beka- "What kind of Cheddar?"
Harper- "Moldy Cheddar."
Beka- "Didn't you just say that cheese was mold? So how can it have mold?"
Harper- "That sounds like something I would ask."
Beka- "Divine save us all."
Harper- "And, no, I didn't say cheese was moldy I said it was rotten."
Beka- "Ah. I see that's different."
Harper- *shrugs*
Beka- "Why do you want to know if I like cheese?"
Harper- "Because."
Beka- *glares*
Harper- "Uh.okay I won this bet on Chigawan Drift, right?"
Beka- "Chi'na'ga'wa' Drift, yes. So?"
Harper- "So, the guy couldn't pay, but he had a lot of cheese. It's something fancy so it's suppose to be worth a lot and that's what he wants to pay me with."
Beka- "With cheese?"
Harper- "Yep."
Beka- "And where are you going to store this cheese?"
Harper- "In the hold."
Beka- "And take up space during a run? No, sorry Harper."
Harper- "But the guy owes me, Boss."
Beka- "Not my problem." *walks away*
Trance- "Hello, Harper."
Harper- *turns abruptly to face Trance* "Hey, Trance, can I ask you something?"
Trance- "Yeah."
Harper- "Do you think Beka likes cheese?"
IN MEMORIAM
GLENN QUINN
May 28, 1970 -- December 3, 2002
R.I.P.
Noted for his roles has Mark, Becky's husband, on Roseanne and Doyle, Angel's messenger from the PTB, on Angel.
!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!
Disclaimer: Tribune, Fireworks, Majel Roddenberry, and Robert Hewitt Wolfe: these are the people responsible for the great show that is Andromeda.
Note: I really wanted cheese and that's why I wrote this and needless to say that I didn't want any cheese after I wrote it.
~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~
The Cheese Conversation:
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"Behold! The power of cheese!"
-Some commercial
~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~
Harper- "Hey Beka, just the lovely lady I was looking for."
Beka- "What do you want, Harper?"
Harper- "Why do you always assume I want something? I just said I was looking for ya', doesn't mean I'm gonna' ask for something as soon as I find ya'."
Beka- "Well you found me so either ask or go back to your hole."
Harper- "My hole?"
Beka- "Yeah, you know that thing you call a bunk?"
Harper- "My 'hole'? My...'hole'?"
Beka- "So, are you going to ask me or not?"
Harper- "What exactly makes it a hole?"
Beka- "Harper!!"
Harper- "Seriously, I'm curious as to how my 'bunk' in your blonde little head becomes a hole."
Beka- "Well, would you look at that? 'I' pushed Harper's buttons. 'Harper's'. I didn't think it was possible."
Harper- "Ha ha. Tell me, 'Captain Valentine, what this high opinion of my cleanliness stems from?"
Beka- "I don't know, 'Seamus', maybe the fact that for the three years I've known you you've been a complete slob."
Harper- "Hey! I clean up."
Beka- "Right."
Harper- "I do."
Beka- "So what were you going to ask?"
Harper- "Do you like cheese?"
Beka- "That's your question? Whether I like cheese or not?"
Harper- "Yeah, I mean if you thin about it cheese is pretty gross."
Beka- "Do I want to know?"
Harper- "Of course. So anyway, this stuff is rotten milk basically. I mean, how exactly is that good for you?"
Beka- "That's disgusting, Harper."
Harper- "I know, that's my point."
Beka- "I'm so happy to hear that you actually have one."
Harper- "So?"
Beka- "So what?"
Harper- "Buttons, seams, hems-"
Beka- "-Harper!"
Harper- "Do you like cheese?"
Beka- "I suppose that would depend on the kind of cheese."
Harper- "Cheddar?"
Beka- "What kind of Cheddar?"
Harper- "Moldy Cheddar."
Beka- "Didn't you just say that cheese was mold? So how can it have mold?"
Harper- "That sounds like something I would ask."
Beka- "Divine save us all."
Harper- "And, no, I didn't say cheese was moldy I said it was rotten."
Beka- "Ah. I see that's different."
Harper- *shrugs*
Beka- "Why do you want to know if I like cheese?"
Harper- "Because."
Beka- *glares*
Harper- "Uh.okay I won this bet on Chigawan Drift, right?"
Beka- "Chi'na'ga'wa' Drift, yes. So?"
Harper- "So, the guy couldn't pay, but he had a lot of cheese. It's something fancy so it's suppose to be worth a lot and that's what he wants to pay me with."
Beka- "With cheese?"
Harper- "Yep."
Beka- "And where are you going to store this cheese?"
Harper- "In the hold."
Beka- "And take up space during a run? No, sorry Harper."
Harper- "But the guy owes me, Boss."
Beka- "Not my problem." *walks away*
Trance- "Hello, Harper."
Harper- *turns abruptly to face Trance* "Hey, Trance, can I ask you something?"
Trance- "Yeah."
Harper- "Do you think Beka likes cheese?"