Alot of us dream of what we'll do if we were ever pulled into the world of our dreams, a game that turns into reality for us. Meeting the people we hold dear in our hearts, the women we adore and men we aspire to be, standing before us, fighting along side us.

But what about those who dream of a different fantasy, those who dream of a fantasy where you don't fight along side your love? Those who walk a different path?


Twisted Fantasy X: World Domination

Opening FMV: "Leaving Earth" Mass Effect 3 OST


A steady azure tide rolls washing on the white shore then retreating back. As the tides began to roll in taking more of the sand back to sea, the camera pans up a little further along the beach spotting a man lying down on his back in a black sneaking suit with a dark tactical vest.

He had coffee colored skin with a black bandanna wrapped around his forehead and a beard that went along his slick jawline.

That's me, my name is Kelvis, I'm not gonna bore you with a long winded explanation on how I got sucked in through my playstation...hell that's not even how I got here. How I got here wasn't an accident, it was something chose to do.

I chose to...leave Earth behind.

As the tide touches his face, his eyes open , dark determined eyes open. He stands up and looks around as if the sight was familiar.

When given the choice to go to the fantasy world and live there by a Deity that lives inside your playstation. Very rarely does a hardcore gamer say no...

The shot pans down from the sky slowly as we see the same man walking along the path under the water fall holding an assault rifle as he begins cocking the rifle and making sure the magazine is firmly strapped in.

...But you see, enjoying the fantasy, fighting alongside comrades in a totally fulfilling journey to the end of the world. That's not what I came here for.

The man overlooks Besaid Village as he stands near the traveller's statue, he gives himself a reassuring nod as he leans the gun onto his shoulder and begins the trek down the mountainside.

...To save people, to go on quests, to raise chocobo or fall in love with a cute black mage girl. That's not what I came here fore.

The people of Besaid Village were a friendly peaceful bunch of people who made their living off of sewing and crafting clothing. Kids played in the stone road, men carried huge baskets of water and fish while the women and elders weaved and sewed cloths together.

If I'm not here to do all the cliche things Self Insert people do when they get here, then AM I doing here you ask?

A frag grenade rolls in through the front gates of the village and it taps the foot of a small 8 year old girl who gazes down at it like a ball. She picks it up with wonder and mystery in her eyes just moments before it explodes and blasts her hands and body to shreds.

As the villagers begin to immediately panic, the camera slowls down in time and people began running in slow motion towards the temple. Strolling in through front gates in slow motion as people fled from him was the man in the tactical sneaking suit.

He wielded an M4 Assault Rifle with a grenade launcher attachment. He shouldered his rifle and began opening fire on the innocent villagers, children, elderly. The bullets ripped through their flesh like hot pellets through sticks of butter.

Men who fought to defend the village dashed out of their homes with hunting spears and swords, the rifle wielding soldier spun with quickness and excellent precision taking out the men with torso and head shots.

Dropping them one by one like dogs.

What did I come here for?

As the villagers lay dead in pools and puddles of blood, the man walks through the puddles leaving behind printed red boot markings as he walked into the temple. The scenes change as he appears walking through the Cloister of Trials and into the Chamber of the Fayth.

He attaches C4 to the tribal door and detonates it from a safe distance, with the door blown off he moves into the chamber where he spots Valefore's statue.

The scene fades to black as he begins dropping more grenades and setting charges. And when it returns we see the man walking in his own darkness as the temple burns behind him, crumbling to the ground.

I came here to dominate this world. To free it from it's misguided illusion of salvation through Summoners sacrificing their lives for an ungrateful public and a shot religion. Tidus was the beacon of hope that brought Spira out of the cycle of death and brought about the Eternal Calm.

I will be no such thing, I won't be some beacon of light in the darkness. I won't be some side hero...But I will save this world as he has, just not using his way. I'll save the world through destruction and enslavement.

Who am I to impose all of this upon a game world?

Nobody really, I was just a normal person just like you living my life from day to day. Until I was brought here by a Deity which manifested itself in my old PS2. After cleaning it, the Deity was released asked if I wanted to reborn into a world different from my own.

I obliged. All for this, to fight and take over the world. I know it's twisted...but hey, this is a Twisted Fantasy.

What about you? Are you willing to serve? Are you willing to take the lives of innocent people for the sake of a greater purpose. Are you willing to destroy monuments and buildings that took man a millennium to raise for justice? Stand with me and you will know salvation, but raise your hand against me and I'll see to it personally that you be grounded into the dirt with the rest of the Yevonite trash!

Author's Note: Tired of your same old Final Fantasy X? Anything you want changed? Seymour suffering more? All of the Yevon Temples burned to the ground, the people of the world to fear YOU? Then join the Omega Army TODAY! How to join you ask? It's simple! Just fill out this bio form and send it to the author 'Big K Studios' through PM!

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