Al, Your hairs getting greasy," Edward said rustling his hand in Alphonse's hair, He didn't miss being in a metal suit but he also wasn't enjoying a body, especially a teenage body.
"Fine, I'll have a shower tonight before Roy comes over," Alphonse said getting up and Edward stood up too to speak to him.
"Make sure you clean up after you, Me and Roy will be needing the shower," He said walking out.
Dare he ask why they would be using a shower together. He thought it was weird how Edward and Roy were dating because when their loud, They are loud so that's why Alphonse tried to get as much sleep as possible before Roy came over for the only reason which he didn't want to imagine. He walked to his bathroom which was just a small shower, a toilet and sink which was fine because he knew for sure Edward would fit in a small shower due to his height. Turning the hot water on, He began to strip off and kick his stuff to the corner of the room and step in the shower. It was burning hot but that was how he liked it, He spend most of the time thinking in a shower and he also thought about how much Edward and Roy had done it in the shower, He cringed at it thought. He decide it was time to wash his hair so he grabbed the bottle of shampoo, It was just a red bottle without a labor so Alphonse assumed it was shampoo. He squeezed the bottle so the liquid poured onto his hand. It was stickier than normal shampoo and it smelt strongly of strawberries, He shrugged since it was properly some designer of a shampoo that Edward liked. He started to rub it into his hair slowly, It didn't mix well and didn't seem to work. He sighed and just washed it out of his hair.
That night Alphonse hardly any sleep, He got up in the middle of the night to watch tv but all he saw downstairs was Edward and Roy at it like rabbits which mentally scared him for life. In the morning he went to eat his breakfast, As he was eating he felt Roy sneak up behind him, At that moment he really thought he was gonna get raped by Roy but all Roy did was sniff at him. He sighed in relief.
"Mm strawberries, Smells like someone last night," Roy said looking at Edward and winking. Ignoring him Edward gets up and smells Alphonse's hair.
"Hmm we didn't have any shampoo," Edward said confused.
"Yes we did, It was really sticky and it wouldn't mix," Alphonse said. Edward just looked at Roy and laughed.
"You idiot, That was my lube," Edward laughed, "I put it there for me and Roy"
You know the moments were you wanted to kill someone, This was one of them. Roy put his hand on Alphonse's shoulder and laughed.
"Atleast you smell of strawberries now,"