One of the most overdone things of all time
by Kiana
I know everybody does these. Everybody, for every set of popular characters. This, however, is my first attempt.
All the characters and events belong to J K Rowling. I am making no money from this pathetic waste of brain cells.
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Quidditch554 has entered the chat room.
Chuddly_Cannon663 has entered the chat room.
Hogwartshistry has entered the chat room.
Quidditch554: Hi. A/l/s?
Chuddly_Cannon663: Hi! 15, home, yes please
Hogwartshistry: 15, home, female.
Chuddly_Cannon663: you g2 hogwarts, right?
Hogwartshistry: Yes, actually.
Chuddly_Cannon663: me 2 I wander if we know eachother
Quidditch554: I go there too
Hogwartshistry: Chuddly, your typing needs work.
Chuddly_Cannon663: R U by any chance Hermione Granger?
Hogwartshistry: Ron?
Chudly_Cannon663: Neat!
Quidditch554: I'm Harry.
Chuddly_Cannon663: Hi!
(SilverDragon has entered the chat room)
SilverDragon: Great, Poty weasle & mudblood!
Quidditch554: Sod off malfoy, and learn to spell!
SilverDragon: Watch yourself potty or my father will make life hard for uyou!
Quidditch554: what is 'uyou'??! and by the way, leave me alone or my GODFATHER will make lif hard for YOU!
Chuddly_Cannon663: (snickers)
SilverDragon: quiet wesal! are you threatinging me potty??
Quidditch554: Your spelling stinks, and YEAH I'm threatining you!
SilverDragon: As if your bloody godfather will listen to you! he's a death eather, remember??
Chuddly_Cannon663: don't harry
Hogwartshistry: ron's right, don't do anything you'll regret!
SilverDragon: what can he do to ME? Aww, potty are you feeling HELPLESS?!
Chuddly_Cannon663: shut up MalFORMED!
SilverDragon: is that the best insult you could come up with couldn't afford a beyyer one?!?
Chuddly_Cannon663: what the (@%&67890 is a 'beyyer'?!?!?!
SilverDragon: oh, wesal, did you leatrn to coundt?
Quidditch554: you need to learn to SPELL!!
SilverDragon: no one asked you potty! watch yourself mudblood lover!
Quidditch554: (mocking malformed) quiet or I'll tell my GODFATHER on you!
SilverDragon: you ruddy godfather's on MY side, idiot!
Chuddly_Cannon663: (as Malfoy) shut up or I'll have my FATHER kill you to death! I have to pay people to pretend to be my friends!
SilverDragon: at least I have money unlike SOME people I know!
Chuddly_Cannon663: you i3*#89002&0(*&#)!!!!
SilverDragon: what was all THAT? you so poor that some of your keyboard buttons have TWO functions?
Hogwartshistry: go away Malfoy!
SilverDragon: or you'll do WHAT, mudblood?
(P_Foote has entered the chat room)
SilverDragon: who's THAT?
P_Foote: who'r you?
Quidditch554: Draco Malfoy.
P_Foote: Lucius' son?
SilverDragon: that's right. do you know my father? Are you a (DE)?
P_Foote: (DE)?
P_Foote: NO!!
P_Foote: yes I knew your father. unfourtunatly
SilverDragon: you'd better watch yourself or you'll come to a sticky end! If my father finds out that
Quidditch554: shut up about your *%& father, malfoy!
SilverDragon: oh yeah? well your GODfather's so ugly, that my mother actually fainted when she saw his picture in the paper! talk about revolting!
P_Foote: you little *%#& how'd you like to say that to my face you *(#%&)# *%*?!?!?!?!
Quidditch554: Sirius?
P_Foote: Harry?
SilverDragon: you're kidding!
Chuddly_Cannon663: Hahahaha Malfoy!
(SilverDragon has left the chat room)
Quidditch554: Yay!
(aidkdti has entered the chat room)
aidkdti: I see a bad moon risin' I see trouble on the way!
P_Foote: Judgeing by the fact that you're sitting next to me, I'd say that you are moomy
aidkdti: ooh, u can't spell mooni
aidkdti: I mean mooy
aidkti: aw shit forgit it.
(aidkti was kicked out of the chat room- no swearing)
(Gred has entered the chat room)
(Gred2 has entered the chat room)
Gred: We are the wonders of the galaxcy!
Gred2: all hail the Macho Nachos!!
(Macamoonyandcheese has entered the chat room)
Macamoonyandcheese: Hahaha u would have made good Maurauders Greds!
Gred: Wow THANKS!!
Gred2: Absolutly corkin'!! We LIKE YOU, PERSON!!
Macamoonyandcheese: All hail Moony!! Moony is good! Moony is wise! Moony is me!
P_Foote: Hay what avout me?
Macamoonyandcheese: learn to spell then you can be hailed.
Chuddly_Cannon663: haha fred & gerorge fell of their chairs onto the floor I can hear them in the next roome
Hogwartshistry: Ron, it's 'room'. And you've spellt George's name wrong! Fred and George should be captitalized! There should be a semi colon between 'floor' and 'I'. There should be a period at the end. 'Haha' should also be captialized. It's 'off', not 'of'.
Chuddly_Cannon663: oh shyt up no one cares
Gred: Moony???? THE Moony?!?!?!?
Macamoonyandcheese: uhhuh.
P_Foote: Hey! I'm feeling very left out here!
Gred2: OHHHH!!! Tell me o great one how thy managed to create such a marvelous idem as thine Map.
P_Foote: Hey! I came up with the password!
Macamoonyandcheese: But I came up with the idea, the plans, the blueprints!
P_Foote: only because you have no life!
Macamoonyandcheese: oh, yeah, then why is MY name first, and your name second to last??? It's not 'Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs', is it!? No! MY name's FIRST!! Hahahah!
P_Foote: Moony! you said that bastartd's name!!
(P_Foote has been kicked out of the chat room- no swearing)
Gred: But he spelled it wrong.
Gred2: I guess that didn't matter.
Gred: That's not right
Gred2: I know, the compooper is only supposed to recognize
Gred: when you spell it right!
(Sirius_Black has entered the chat room)
Macamoonyandcheese: Oh, God. Sirius!!
Gred: Brilliant!!
Gred2: Absolutly corkin'!
Sirius_Black: What?
Macamoonyandcheese: What do you think?!?!
Sirius_Black: . . .
(Vote4Me has entered the chat room)
Vote4Me: AHHHH!! SIRUS BLACK is in here!!
Sirius_Black: No shit, sherlock.
(Sirius_Black has been kicked out of the chat room- no swearing)
(I_xcaped_Azkaban has entered the chat room)
I_xcaped_Azkaban: Why cant we swaer?
Vote4Me: Sirus BLACK SIRIUS BLACK SIRIUS BLACK!!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: Shut up!!
Gred: How'd you escape Azkaban? I thought
Gred2: no one could!!
Vote4Me: where are you, black? I promise I won't call the dementors, I just want to send you a card for escaping the escape-proof jail
I_xcaped_Azkaban: yeah, right. Next you're going to resign as Minister of Magic, right?
Gred: HEYY! I asked you a QUESTION, dumb-dumb!
Gred2: don't call the GREAT ONE a dumbdumb, you prat! Please ignore my stupid brother, your Highness! He knows not what he says!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: well, to answer your question, a few years ago there was this tour of Azkaban
Gred: a tour of axkaban? Neat!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: and this one kid got lost and found my cell. He offered to let me out in exchange for giving him directions.
Gred2: hahaha
Vote4Me: a tour? what idiot put a tour in Axkaban?!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: no one. it's AZkaban, you moron.
(icu2 has entered the chat room)
icu2: sup. a/l/s?
Quidditch554: 15/home/m
Chuddly_Cannon663: 25/Scotland Yard/m
Hogwartshistry: Since when? 15/ England/ f
Macamoonyandcheese: 25/ home / m
I_xcaped_Azkaban: 25/ decadent flat / m
Vote4Me: 25/ ministry/ m
Gred: 2months/ the moon/ m and f
Gred2: 452265521 years/ on Uranus/ f and m
Quidditch: that's not true! Proffessor, both you and my godfather are in your thirties; ron, yur 15, and Fudge, i don't know how old you are but it's not twentyfive you could have a grandsone 25.
icu2: cool, man. anyone here from texas?
Vote4Me: hey!
Quidditch554: no were all in England
I_xcaped_Azkaban: I'm from Scotland
Gred2: I'm from Uranus
I_xcaped_Azkaban: haeoimdhitkgkgrlfliaj
Macamoonyandcheese: Padfoot? what was that?!
Gred: PADFOOT??! THE padfoot?!?!?
I_xcaped_Azkaban: some kid tried to take my keyboard and eat it.
Quidditch554: Yuck!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: yup- the one and only! All hail ME!
Gred2: I wanna grow up to be JUST LIKE YOU!!
Chuddly_Cannon663: Mum'll LOVE that!
Gred2: I mean your like the greatest guy on EARTH!! your a convict, our a Marauder, your escaped askaban
(Red*Kitty has entered the chat room)
Gred: hi babe are you pretty?
Red*Kitty: eww! I'm Ginny, you prat!
Gred: oops, I knew that!
Red*Kitty: Eww!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: harry isn't that the girl you saved in your second year?
Quidditch554: yeah
Red*Kitty: I escaped azkaban? who do you think you are, sirus black?
I_xcaped_Azkaban: yes, becakuse I am.
Red*Kitty: no your not!
Chuddly_Cannon663: yes, he is
I_xcaped_Azkaban: you like the cannons, ron?
Red*Kitty: No, he's not!
Chuddly_Cannon663: Yeah! Cannons rule!
Quidditch554: yes, ginny, he is.
I_xcaped_Azkaban: then how come they havent won a Cup in 56 years?
Red*Kitty: stop teasing me!
Chuddly_Cannon663: they're having a bad season! who do YOU like anyway, the Azkaban @&&wipes?
Hogwartshistry: they're not teasing you, Ginny; he really is Sirius Black.
I_xcaped_Azkaban: watch your mouth!
Red*Kitty: o my God. you guys are kidding, right?
Chuddly_Cannon663: How about the Scottish Bagpipes?
I_xcaped_Azkaban: there's no such team! Cannons stink
Quidditch554: no, we're not.
Gred: Sirius Black is the greatest man alive!
Chuddly_Cannon663: do not! Azkaban lover! azxkaban lober azkaban lover!
Red*Kitty: He is not! why would you think that?!
Gred2: Because he is!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: SHUT UP, RON!! getting a little personal, are you!?
Macamoonyandcheese: CALM DOWN! Sirius, you don't have to yell what you're saying to him out loud!
That's it! Nick got home from school, so I have to feed him . . . oh, well.
by Kiana
I know everybody does these. Everybody, for every set of popular characters. This, however, is my first attempt.
All the characters and events belong to J K Rowling. I am making no money from this pathetic waste of brain cells.
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Quidditch554 has entered the chat room.
Chuddly_Cannon663 has entered the chat room.
Hogwartshistry has entered the chat room.
Quidditch554: Hi. A/l/s?
Chuddly_Cannon663: Hi! 15, home, yes please
Hogwartshistry: 15, home, female.
Chuddly_Cannon663: you g2 hogwarts, right?
Hogwartshistry: Yes, actually.
Chuddly_Cannon663: me 2 I wander if we know eachother
Quidditch554: I go there too
Hogwartshistry: Chuddly, your typing needs work.
Chuddly_Cannon663: R U by any chance Hermione Granger?
Hogwartshistry: Ron?
Chudly_Cannon663: Neat!
Quidditch554: I'm Harry.
Chuddly_Cannon663: Hi!
(SilverDragon has entered the chat room)
SilverDragon: Great, Poty weasle & mudblood!
Quidditch554: Sod off malfoy, and learn to spell!
SilverDragon: Watch yourself potty or my father will make life hard for uyou!
Quidditch554: what is 'uyou'??! and by the way, leave me alone or my GODFATHER will make lif hard for YOU!
Chuddly_Cannon663: (snickers)
SilverDragon: quiet wesal! are you threatinging me potty??
Quidditch554: Your spelling stinks, and YEAH I'm threatining you!
SilverDragon: As if your bloody godfather will listen to you! he's a death eather, remember??
Chuddly_Cannon663: don't harry
Hogwartshistry: ron's right, don't do anything you'll regret!
SilverDragon: what can he do to ME? Aww, potty are you feeling HELPLESS?!
Chuddly_Cannon663: shut up MalFORMED!
SilverDragon: is that the best insult you could come up with couldn't afford a beyyer one?!?
Chuddly_Cannon663: what the (@%&67890 is a 'beyyer'?!?!?!
SilverDragon: oh, wesal, did you leatrn to coundt?
Quidditch554: you need to learn to SPELL!!
SilverDragon: no one asked you potty! watch yourself mudblood lover!
Quidditch554: (mocking malformed) quiet or I'll tell my GODFATHER on you!
SilverDragon: you ruddy godfather's on MY side, idiot!
Chuddly_Cannon663: (as Malfoy) shut up or I'll have my FATHER kill you to death! I have to pay people to pretend to be my friends!
SilverDragon: at least I have money unlike SOME people I know!
Chuddly_Cannon663: you i3*#89002&0(*&#)!!!!
SilverDragon: what was all THAT? you so poor that some of your keyboard buttons have TWO functions?
Hogwartshistry: go away Malfoy!
SilverDragon: or you'll do WHAT, mudblood?
(P_Foote has entered the chat room)
SilverDragon: who's THAT?
P_Foote: who'r you?
Quidditch554: Draco Malfoy.
P_Foote: Lucius' son?
SilverDragon: that's right. do you know my father? Are you a (DE)?
P_Foote: (DE)?
P_Foote: NO!!
P_Foote: yes I knew your father. unfourtunatly
SilverDragon: you'd better watch yourself or you'll come to a sticky end! If my father finds out that
Quidditch554: shut up about your *%& father, malfoy!
SilverDragon: oh yeah? well your GODfather's so ugly, that my mother actually fainted when she saw his picture in the paper! talk about revolting!
P_Foote: you little *%#& how'd you like to say that to my face you *(#%&)# *%*?!?!?!?!
Quidditch554: Sirius?
P_Foote: Harry?
SilverDragon: you're kidding!
Chuddly_Cannon663: Hahahaha Malfoy!
(SilverDragon has left the chat room)
Quidditch554: Yay!
(aidkdti has entered the chat room)
aidkdti: I see a bad moon risin' I see trouble on the way!
P_Foote: Judgeing by the fact that you're sitting next to me, I'd say that you are moomy
aidkdti: ooh, u can't spell mooni
aidkdti: I mean mooy
aidkti: aw shit forgit it.
(aidkti was kicked out of the chat room- no swearing)
(Gred has entered the chat room)
(Gred2 has entered the chat room)
Gred: We are the wonders of the galaxcy!
Gred2: all hail the Macho Nachos!!
(Macamoonyandcheese has entered the chat room)
Macamoonyandcheese: Hahaha u would have made good Maurauders Greds!
Gred: Wow THANKS!!
Gred2: Absolutly corkin'!! We LIKE YOU, PERSON!!
Macamoonyandcheese: All hail Moony!! Moony is good! Moony is wise! Moony is me!
P_Foote: Hay what avout me?
Macamoonyandcheese: learn to spell then you can be hailed.
Chuddly_Cannon663: haha fred & gerorge fell of their chairs onto the floor I can hear them in the next roome
Hogwartshistry: Ron, it's 'room'. And you've spellt George's name wrong! Fred and George should be captitalized! There should be a semi colon between 'floor' and 'I'. There should be a period at the end. 'Haha' should also be captialized. It's 'off', not 'of'.
Chuddly_Cannon663: oh shyt up no one cares
Gred: Moony???? THE Moony?!?!?!?
Macamoonyandcheese: uhhuh.
P_Foote: Hey! I'm feeling very left out here!
Gred2: OHHHH!!! Tell me o great one how thy managed to create such a marvelous idem as thine Map.
P_Foote: Hey! I came up with the password!
Macamoonyandcheese: But I came up with the idea, the plans, the blueprints!
P_Foote: only because you have no life!
Macamoonyandcheese: oh, yeah, then why is MY name first, and your name second to last??? It's not 'Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs', is it!? No! MY name's FIRST!! Hahahah!
P_Foote: Moony! you said that bastartd's name!!
(P_Foote has been kicked out of the chat room- no swearing)
Gred: But he spelled it wrong.
Gred2: I guess that didn't matter.
Gred: That's not right
Gred2: I know, the compooper is only supposed to recognize
Gred: when you spell it right!
(Sirius_Black has entered the chat room)
Macamoonyandcheese: Oh, God. Sirius!!
Gred: Brilliant!!
Gred2: Absolutly corkin'!
Sirius_Black: What?
Macamoonyandcheese: What do you think?!?!
Sirius_Black: . . .
(Vote4Me has entered the chat room)
Vote4Me: AHHHH!! SIRUS BLACK is in here!!
Sirius_Black: No shit, sherlock.
(Sirius_Black has been kicked out of the chat room- no swearing)
(I_xcaped_Azkaban has entered the chat room)
I_xcaped_Azkaban: Why cant we swaer?
Vote4Me: Sirus BLACK SIRIUS BLACK SIRIUS BLACK!!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: Shut up!!
Gred: How'd you escape Azkaban? I thought
Gred2: no one could!!
Vote4Me: where are you, black? I promise I won't call the dementors, I just want to send you a card for escaping the escape-proof jail
I_xcaped_Azkaban: yeah, right. Next you're going to resign as Minister of Magic, right?
Gred: HEYY! I asked you a QUESTION, dumb-dumb!
Gred2: don't call the GREAT ONE a dumbdumb, you prat! Please ignore my stupid brother, your Highness! He knows not what he says!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: well, to answer your question, a few years ago there was this tour of Azkaban
Gred: a tour of axkaban? Neat!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: and this one kid got lost and found my cell. He offered to let me out in exchange for giving him directions.
Gred2: hahaha
Vote4Me: a tour? what idiot put a tour in Axkaban?!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: no one. it's AZkaban, you moron.
(icu2 has entered the chat room)
icu2: sup. a/l/s?
Quidditch554: 15/home/m
Chuddly_Cannon663: 25/Scotland Yard/m
Hogwartshistry: Since when? 15/ England/ f
Macamoonyandcheese: 25/ home / m
I_xcaped_Azkaban: 25/ decadent flat / m
Vote4Me: 25/ ministry/ m
Gred: 2months/ the moon/ m and f
Gred2: 452265521 years/ on Uranus/ f and m
Quidditch: that's not true! Proffessor, both you and my godfather are in your thirties; ron, yur 15, and Fudge, i don't know how old you are but it's not twentyfive you could have a grandsone 25.
icu2: cool, man. anyone here from texas?
Vote4Me: hey!
Quidditch554: no were all in England
I_xcaped_Azkaban: I'm from Scotland
Gred2: I'm from Uranus
I_xcaped_Azkaban: haeoimdhitkgkgrlfliaj
Macamoonyandcheese: Padfoot? what was that?!
Gred: PADFOOT??! THE padfoot?!?!?
I_xcaped_Azkaban: some kid tried to take my keyboard and eat it.
Quidditch554: Yuck!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: yup- the one and only! All hail ME!
Gred2: I wanna grow up to be JUST LIKE YOU!!
Chuddly_Cannon663: Mum'll LOVE that!
Gred2: I mean your like the greatest guy on EARTH!! your a convict, our a Marauder, your escaped askaban
(Red*Kitty has entered the chat room)
Gred: hi babe are you pretty?
Red*Kitty: eww! I'm Ginny, you prat!
Gred: oops, I knew that!
Red*Kitty: Eww!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: harry isn't that the girl you saved in your second year?
Quidditch554: yeah
Red*Kitty: I escaped azkaban? who do you think you are, sirus black?
I_xcaped_Azkaban: yes, becakuse I am.
Red*Kitty: no your not!
Chuddly_Cannon663: yes, he is
I_xcaped_Azkaban: you like the cannons, ron?
Red*Kitty: No, he's not!
Chuddly_Cannon663: Yeah! Cannons rule!
Quidditch554: yes, ginny, he is.
I_xcaped_Azkaban: then how come they havent won a Cup in 56 years?
Red*Kitty: stop teasing me!
Chuddly_Cannon663: they're having a bad season! who do YOU like anyway, the Azkaban @&&wipes?
Hogwartshistry: they're not teasing you, Ginny; he really is Sirius Black.
I_xcaped_Azkaban: watch your mouth!
Red*Kitty: o my God. you guys are kidding, right?
Chuddly_Cannon663: How about the Scottish Bagpipes?
I_xcaped_Azkaban: there's no such team! Cannons stink
Quidditch554: no, we're not.
Gred: Sirius Black is the greatest man alive!
Chuddly_Cannon663: do not! Azkaban lover! azxkaban lober azkaban lover!
Red*Kitty: He is not! why would you think that?!
Gred2: Because he is!
I_xcaped_Azkaban: SHUT UP, RON!! getting a little personal, are you!?
Macamoonyandcheese: CALM DOWN! Sirius, you don't have to yell what you're saying to him out loud!
That's it! Nick got home from school, so I have to feed him . . . oh, well.