A Visit to the Land of Seasons
by Crazy Chick
A/N: CC's back and alive! This story is a little wild, but not totally filled with insanity. I was talking to my sister at the pool when I came up with this one. I've brought you yet another humor fiction to read and enjoy. Hey, it can be funny while you keep your sanity! (and I keep mine!)
Prologue: A Pointless Trip
"Hey! Look! Listen!" "ring Ring RING RRRRRRRRRING!" "Hey, that sounds fun! Hey! Ring! Look! Ring! Listen! RINGRINGRING!" It was Link's worst nightmare. Navi, Tatl AND Tael were swooping over Link's head while he slept. Or, tried to sleep. He sat up suddenly. "Hey, that sounds fun-" Tael was cut off from shock of Link sitting up. "Hey, this sounds like fun too!" Link took out 3 bottles and swiftly captured the noisy fairies. They were still faintly ringing, so Link threw the bottles out the...door of his Kokiri treehouse. "Ow!" A shrill cry was heard from outside. Link peeked out. Saria was rubbing a spot on her head while the fairies ferociously rolled around in the bottles. "Oh, sorry." Link jumped down to meet Saria. "I was just coming to tell you Zelda's invited you over at the castle," Saria grimaced from the pain on her head. "What happened to Terry?" Link asked. [CC: Is it really nessesary to say Terry's the friggin postman??? I put this in ALL my friggin fics! Sorry. I am really strange today] "Oh, he's taking a trip to Termina to visit his cousin, Terence," Saria sighed. [CC: postman from MM] "I'd better get going!" Link literally screamed as he yanked out his ocarina and played Prelude of Light in a rush. "What's so exciting about seeing Zelda anyway?" Saria asked, but her voice was drowned out by the music and Link disappeared in a glitter of yellow. Zelda sat on the courtyard steps as usual. Link was on the way there, combing through his messy hair, then ran into the courtyard. "Hey Zellie. Wassup?" Link asked. "Oh, nothing. I'm bored," Zelda sighed, sitting on the courtyard steps. "I mean, why did you invite me over?" "What's wrong with inviting a friend over?" Zelda scoffed. "Nothing...so, what do we do?" Link asked, sitting down as well. "Oooh, lets play SSBM!" Zelda grinned. "OK!" Impa answered from out of nowhere and brought in Gamecube and SSBM. "I'm playing as Zelda!" Zelda smiled. "I'm playing as adult Link," Link smiled back. "Oh, can I play?" Impa asked. Zelda and Link switched glances, but Impa said "I guess that means yes!" She grabbed a controller. "I'm playing as Ganondorf! He's HOT!" Impa smiled, looking all weak as she watched Ganondorf kill his opponents. Zelda and Link switched glances again. Then they creamed Ganondorf. "I thought this was a free-for-all! Awww, poor Ganondorf! Want a kiss better?" Impa carried on stupidly, holding her face close to the screen. I swear, it sounded as though there was a groan coming from the Sacred Realm. "That reminds me! I forgot some things at Holodrum, and need to pick them up! They are MAJOR important," Link groaned, as he put his controller down. "How important?" Zelda asked. "Important enough to become the next Zelda game," Link sighed. "Well, I have to accept that. See ya later!" Zelda grinned. Link ran off. "Wait Link! You forgot to-" but Link was long gone. "Dammit! Link forgot to give me a goodbye kiss!" Zelda pouted, then grimaced when she saw Impa melting over the screen. At the same time, Link said, "Crap! I forgot to give Zelda a goodbye kiss!" but it was too late. He reached the room where the Triforce was. His view went a little blurry, then he fell through the air as everything disappeared. Without realizing it, he plopped onto the emerald-green grasses, unconcious.
by Crazy Chick
A/N: CC's back and alive! This story is a little wild, but not totally filled with insanity. I was talking to my sister at the pool when I came up with this one. I've brought you yet another humor fiction to read and enjoy. Hey, it can be funny while you keep your sanity! (and I keep mine!)
Prologue: A Pointless Trip
"Hey! Look! Listen!" "ring Ring RING RRRRRRRRRING!" "Hey, that sounds fun! Hey! Ring! Look! Ring! Listen! RINGRINGRING!" It was Link's worst nightmare. Navi, Tatl AND Tael were swooping over Link's head while he slept. Or, tried to sleep. He sat up suddenly. "Hey, that sounds fun-" Tael was cut off from shock of Link sitting up. "Hey, this sounds like fun too!" Link took out 3 bottles and swiftly captured the noisy fairies. They were still faintly ringing, so Link threw the bottles out the...door of his Kokiri treehouse. "Ow!" A shrill cry was heard from outside. Link peeked out. Saria was rubbing a spot on her head while the fairies ferociously rolled around in the bottles. "Oh, sorry." Link jumped down to meet Saria. "I was just coming to tell you Zelda's invited you over at the castle," Saria grimaced from the pain on her head. "What happened to Terry?" Link asked. [CC: Is it really nessesary to say Terry's the friggin postman??? I put this in ALL my friggin fics! Sorry. I am really strange today] "Oh, he's taking a trip to Termina to visit his cousin, Terence," Saria sighed. [CC: postman from MM] "I'd better get going!" Link literally screamed as he yanked out his ocarina and played Prelude of Light in a rush. "What's so exciting about seeing Zelda anyway?" Saria asked, but her voice was drowned out by the music and Link disappeared in a glitter of yellow. Zelda sat on the courtyard steps as usual. Link was on the way there, combing through his messy hair, then ran into the courtyard. "Hey Zellie. Wassup?" Link asked. "Oh, nothing. I'm bored," Zelda sighed, sitting on the courtyard steps. "I mean, why did you invite me over?" "What's wrong with inviting a friend over?" Zelda scoffed. "Nothing...so, what do we do?" Link asked, sitting down as well. "Oooh, lets play SSBM!" Zelda grinned. "OK!" Impa answered from out of nowhere and brought in Gamecube and SSBM. "I'm playing as Zelda!" Zelda smiled. "I'm playing as adult Link," Link smiled back. "Oh, can I play?" Impa asked. Zelda and Link switched glances, but Impa said "I guess that means yes!" She grabbed a controller. "I'm playing as Ganondorf! He's HOT!" Impa smiled, looking all weak as she watched Ganondorf kill his opponents. Zelda and Link switched glances again. Then they creamed Ganondorf. "I thought this was a free-for-all! Awww, poor Ganondorf! Want a kiss better?" Impa carried on stupidly, holding her face close to the screen. I swear, it sounded as though there was a groan coming from the Sacred Realm. "That reminds me! I forgot some things at Holodrum, and need to pick them up! They are MAJOR important," Link groaned, as he put his controller down. "How important?" Zelda asked. "Important enough to become the next Zelda game," Link sighed. "Well, I have to accept that. See ya later!" Zelda grinned. Link ran off. "Wait Link! You forgot to-" but Link was long gone. "Dammit! Link forgot to give me a goodbye kiss!" Zelda pouted, then grimaced when she saw Impa melting over the screen. At the same time, Link said, "Crap! I forgot to give Zelda a goodbye kiss!" but it was too late. He reached the room where the Triforce was. His view went a little blurry, then he fell through the air as everything disappeared. Without realizing it, he plopped onto the emerald-green grasses, unconcious.