Pokemon Origins
Today we follow the origin of the pokemon master Red and Blue the two lost brothers who became the best pokemon masters if you didnt know of course so enough talking and lets go into the history of the masters.
?:Red Red are you awake ?
Red: zzzzzzzzzz
?:I'll take that as a no *sigh* RED WAKE UP
Red: AH
?:Red come on were gonna be late for professor Oaks pokemon training class
Red: *checks clock* blue do you know what time it is?
Blue:Yeah why?
Red:Well obviously you would know that no normal child wakes up at 5 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Blue:Red calm down the neighbors are still asleep and were not allowed to use that language so lets go right now!
Red:Okay let me get dressed i'll meet you there
-So after red gets ready he notice's a note on his cupboard-
"red these are for you these are a pair of running shoes and some honey oh and your favorite charmander love mum. p.s give blue's squirtle to him p.p.s i have also left to meet pokemon researcher Bill for two weeks have fun"
Red:...wow just wow i mean for one mum leaves me and blue here all alone with nothing but pokemon and FUCKING HONEY ASWELL AS RUNNING SHOES I MEAN WHY ARE THEY CALLED RUNNING SHOES GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
-Neighbors lights flick on-
Red: O_O fuck...
-before the neighbors leave their house red quickly runs out the door and gets to professor oaks training facility-
Blue:Red are you alright?
Red:*pant* neighbors *deep breath* mum *releases breath* gone *wheezing* two weeks
Blue:Red calm down what are you saying?
Red: *takes deep breath* mum left for two whole weeks to speak with bill
Blue:The pokemon researcher?
Red:No the cookie seller of course the fucking researcher
Blue:Sorry red i didn't mean t-
Prof Oak:Sorry to interrupt but do you want to train or not
Blue: YES
Red:Whatever
Prof Oak: Good now lets get started with the
Red:*this is more boring than the watching power rangers and minecraft without mods combined*
-after red is done thinking to himself he decides to leave and train his charmander-
Red:I wonder if i can find any evee's or pariciri- wait a sec whats this?
-Red notice's two people loading a pokemon into a truck-
stranger 1:You made sure were getting paid 10000 poke dollars right?
stranger 2:How many time's do i gotta tell ya im positive that there gonna pay us
stranger 1:I dont know i mean that's too much cash for one pokemon
stranger 2:Oh shut your trap and lets go
Red: HOLD IT
Both:huh?
Red: Where do you think your going with that pokemon?!
stranger 1:Well if you must know were gonna sell it
Red: Tell me something i don't know
stranger 2:Well what you won't know is that me and my partner are working for team plasma
Red: Team plasma you guys are banned from the unova region!
Team plasma grunt 1:We know so thats why we gotta get rid of you!
Red:Fine lets resolve this with a pokemon battle!
Team plasma grunt 2:I have a better idea
-before red can run he is knocked out and carried to the truck until-
?: HOLD IT
Both Team plasma grunts: HUH
?:you're not getting away that easily GO MOLTRES
-Will the plasma grunts run away or fight the mysterious stranger find out in the next episode of pokemon origins-