It was the day of physical exams and the host club were making their way to the in-school clinic.

"Did you hear they're now measuring our penises?" Karou said casually

"Yes, I have a feeling no one will be disappointed with our results", Hikaru responded flirtatiously.

Mori stopped in his tracks.

Measuring his-his... penis.

"What's wrong Takashi?" The boy on his shoulders asked, bringing Mori out of his daydream.

"Nothing", he murmured and continued walking with the rest of the group.

Kaoru opened up the curtain to reveal himself and his brother in just a vest- they're penises hanging freely. This received many screams from the host club customers. Hikaru took advantage of the reaction by grabbing the base of his penis and swinging it around in a circular motion.

Mori watched this unfold nervously- Kaoru and Hikaru both had larger penises than him.

"Takashi, we're next!" called Honey excitedly.

'What's he got to be excited about?' though Mori, 'his must be the size of an acorn'

When Takashi entered behind the curtain, his small friend had already removed his trousers and was standing there proudly, his pork sword hanging low.

'WHAT THE FUCK? HE'S REALLY WORKING WITH IT. IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BABY'S ARM'

"Are you two ready?" The nurse called through the curtain.

"I am!" Honey called back, opening up the curtain and presenting his man-good to the manic crowd of girls. Mori heard gasps from the other side then screams of delight.

"Oh Honey! It's so big!"

"Give me some of your Honey"

"Wow, I never thought Honey-sempai would be hung like that"

'Oh no, the other hosts are out there' Mori panicked and looked at his penis. It was nothing in comparison with Honey's. He could just imagine the twins' faces when they saw it.

"Ooh, it's Mori next", he heard a girl squeal

"I bet his junk is loaded!"

Crap.

"Come on, Takashi!"

Oh god, here goes.

Mori opened up the curtain to reveal his body. Long legs, broad shoulders, firm pecks, and... a tiny penis. The reaction to the other host members had been screams and wolf whistles- for Mori, there was utter silence.

"Alright... Umm... Let me take your measurements", the nurse said awkwardly. The crowd stared on in awe of the tall host's lack of junk.

Hikaru let out a small snort and suddenly the room erupted in laughter.

"Hey pencil penis!"

"It looks like a 10 year olds dick"

"How is it so tiny?!"

"It's smaller than my pinky!"

Mori was turning redder by the second, feeling humiliated he did something he rarely does. Spoke.

"Shut up!" He shouted. The room was instantly quiet. No one had ever heard Mori crack like that. "So I don't have a big Italian salami like Mitskuni. So I don't have a pocket rocket so large it will tear your fanny in half. Who cares? Maybe I'm a bottom".

There was silence and then

"...a bottom?" Tamaki asked

Mori looked over at Mitskuni who simply bowed his head.

"Yes", honey spoke, joining Mori infront of the curtain. "Mori and I are together"

"And... You're the... Top?"

"Yes"

Silence filled the room again as the guests imagined this tiny blonde boy with the horse dick bumming such a huge guy.

"I SHIP IT!" A guest screamed and soon they were all squealing over the couple.

"Well, it all worked out I guess", Hikaru said, joining the two hosts at the front.

"I think there will definitely be a rise in the club's income this month", Kyoya smirked at the crowd of crazed girls.