Alright, just a little humor fanfic me and my friend Vicki did in our boring state of mind. I didn't think all these up, and so you can't give me all the credit, anyway, enjoy this, and if you like it, and I get enough reviews, I post the next generations..oo; which I think is much better. ^^ Anyway, on with the fanfic!

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The Senshi's Way of Fighting: Baby Style!

Generation 1: Original Senshi

Inner Senshi:

Usagi: ::holds out her Eternal tier:: Starlight honey mo-::youma hits her over the head:: OO; ::lip quivers:: ;-;.....BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! ::starts crying. *Youma* ::screams and covers it's ears:: THE HORRIBLE NOISE!! WHAT KIND OF ATTACK IS THIS??! ::screams and it pops into a million pieces of paper::

Ami: oo; ::watches as the youma just defies all the rules and laws of science:: Dat's impossible!! Gravity prevents you from doing that! And humans my law can't sprout wings to fly! ::goes on and on and on::

Rei: Aku Ryu Tai San! ::sticks a small sticker that says: " Demon" on the youma's forehead:: Evil Spirit Begone! ::pushes the youma into her kiddy pool and watches the sand youma disincarnate:: Yay!

Makoto: ::refuses to attack:: *Youma* TT kid, you're supposed to attack...*Mako* But mommy told me not to play with lightning! *Youma* TT *Mako* oo!! Wait! ::runs into her room and brings out a fake lightning bolt. Runs to the youma yelling and hits it with the bolt:: DIE DIE DIE!!

Minako: Minako: ::throwing valentine's day cards at the youma:: WATCH AS THE CARDS OF LOVE AND JUSTICE DEFEATS YOU!

Outer Senshi:

Haruka: ::chasing baby Fighter:: WORLD SHAKING!! *Fighter* MWOMMY!!! *Haruka* ::innocent smile:: *Everyone* HARUKA!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING THE UGLY THING!! *Haruka* ::blink, and points to Fighter:: oo; She is ugly

Michiru: ::stands on a ladder and pours a bucket of ice water on the youma:: XP!!!!!!!

Setsuna: ::Hits youma on the head with her staff:: *Youma* Ow *Setsuna* ::hits:: *Youma* Ow *Setsuna* ::hits:: *Youma* Ow *Setsuna* ::hits:: *Youma* Ow *Setsuna* ::hits:: *Youma* Ow etc...etc..

Hotaru: oo........DEATH RIBBON REVOLUTION! ::boom, Youma's dead:: oo........^^ I win

Starlights:

Seiya: ::looks up at the TALL Youma:: oo...........OO.......Staw Sewious Waser! ::no effect:: OO...........^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Eheh.....I'm gonna wun now, okay?

Yaten: ::Cussing out the youma:: *Youma* OO; What a mouth...

Taiki: ::Shoves the THICK school book in the youma's face:: EDUCATION SHALL PREVAIL!!

Kakyuu: ::throwing olives at the youma:: Die die die!! *Youma* TT You're going to poke someone's eye out! ::gets hit in the eyes with an olive:: MY EYE!!!

Knights?:

Mamoru: ::throws a sunflower at the youma:: BANISH!! *Youma* ::stare:: oo; *Mamoru* /! ::throws various flowers that are all dried up and harmless:: *All other Senshi* TT Can we push him off a cliff? (Thank you Moon Sugar-mun!)

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Heh, ya like? Or no? I dunno! You tell me! Please R/R!! ^^ Arigato! And remember, my friend Vicki needs credit! ^^ Jaa!

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-MiyokoAinoKou