ERiC CARTMAN STRIKES BACK

L.J: Hi this is my second fic and the first one sucked ass but this one is going to be great.

Cartman: It better be cause I am going to strike back on that fucking jew

Kyle: Shut up fat ass

Cartman: I am not fat I am big boned o.k big boned

L.j: Ok you guys we hate Kyle and we love Eric

Kyle: I maybe hated but one of these days...

Cartman: Shut the hell and lets get to the show

1:45 pm Cartman's house

Cartman: ah yes I found out the perfect sceme to get that jew pissed off eating turky sandwitch

Kitty: Meow

Cartman: Maaaaom kitty keeps trying to eat my turky sandwitch get away kitty!

Kitty:Meow

Mrs.Cartman: Cartman I have to go I need to give a blow I mean pick up some groceries ok sweetie

Cartman: Mom can I invite some friends over

Mrs.Cartman: Ok but don't have a party ok

Cartman: Ok Mom bye

Cartman now calls over Butters,Kenny,Craig,Jimmy,Timmy,Token,Tweek to discuss with them why to be on his side to ruin Kyle's life.

Cartman: Hello fellow friends I would...

Tweek: Wha..wha..what are we doing

Cartman: Shut up Tweek so I can tell you we are here to ruin Kyle's life ok

Token: What do we get out of it

Cartman: 20 dollers

Everyone except Token were agreeing they would come do it

Tweek: Know I don't agree with this I can't ok bye but...

Cartman: Go on run you little ass crack you bet not tell or I will

Tweek: Ok Ok know nody touch me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Butters: Well I am here for the the money and lets get get that jew

Token: Yeah!

Everyone else says yeah and the plan is waging under way

2:15 pm Kyle's house

Kyle: wow this has got to be the greatest day ever Cartman has not said a word since I know that fat ass is up to something.

Stan: Why do you say that but you are right I have not seen him or Kenny or Token,Butters nobody strange

Kyle: Well I going to figure out

2 mins later

Cartman:Well hello Kyle how are you today

Kyle what are you up to fat ass

Cartman: Naaothing I am justs with my homies hey kyle want somethng to drink food water

Kyle: thinks to the time cartman scott tenorman parents got mutalated from the chille contest you fat ass what you do to my mom

Cartman: Just caught her on tape getting fucked by three guys at the same time

Kyle: that is your mom

Cartman: wrong one I have your mom and the governer caught on tape fucking each other cause of lil help from my lil friends.

Kyle: Oh sht

L.j I will have another chapter coming and it is a twist you would never for get

Cartman: I am winnning the jew I am winning the jew man you rule

L.j I know don't got to tell me

Kyle: How you get that tape fat ass

L.j This is vip section and quit P M Sing

Kyle: stomps off bye

L.j ee you next time