Disclaimer: I don't own new moon
After the birthday party for Bella.
Bella: Okay Edward go away. I know you don't want to stay here.
(Edward is slightly stunned) Eddie: But I thought I was the dumper in the story and how'd you know.
Me: You don't pay attention do you? This is the spoof of New moon it's called Old sun.
Ed... what ever I'm so out of here.
Bella: Eddie don't go I need to tell you something. (Bella throws a cream pie at Edward) I never loved you. I like Jacob. Jake get your werewolf but over here.
Jacob: I'm right here darling.
Eddie... You're a werewolf.
Jacob: Well I'm actually a shape shifter, and since Bella won't being saving you from Aro this is how is how the story ends.
Bella: yeah so good bye.
Me: wait (everyone pauses) who gets Edward?
Bella: Oh you can have him!
Me: Yeah let's go Edie. Oh and your turning me into a vampire. And I don't care if you prefer Edward I'm calling you Eddie.
Eddie: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DON"T CALL ME EDDIE.
And that's the end. I know that's it's not the best story in the world. I was bored so I just wrote some random stuff. Please give it a review.