Vincent's Trip to Wal-Mart
By: Alucard's Bane
Disclaimer- I don't own FF7
This is just some crap I wrote a looooooooooooooooooooong time ago, i salvaged it from my old computer. XD as always, R&R XD
Vincent stood at the automatic doors of the blue building, its Smiley Face on the sign that said 'We always sell for less' on the door. He grimaced as he felt a knot form in his stomach, his crimson eyes scanned the peeling white paint on the letters that spelled out WAL-MART.
He felt an odd foreboding about this...after all, it was the Holiday Season Sale...and he needed some Hot Cocoa, seeing that it was almost nearly half-off. He walked into the store and flew off towards to Cocoa isle, and upon reaching the Hershey's Cocoa Powder, he realized there was only one canister left.
He looked ahead of him, and there stood his sliver-haired, green-eyed nemesis. Sephiroth. He let out a low growl, and cocked his gun, fingering it suspiciously, Sephiroth glared at him and took the Battou-Jitsu stance, all of the customers ran out of the shop in a tizzy, one of the knocking over a box of spices, and the air conditioner blew it in front of the two foes as a Wal-Mart bag scuttled across the floor.
Vincent hair whipped in his face as a worker came by with one of those big fans, and Sephiroth's hair whipped around his head, and accidently poked him in the eye."OWWWWIIIIEEEE!" he threw up his hand to his eye, and Vincent took the opportunity to raise his metal arm to the florescent lighting, blinding Sephiroth in his other eye. "That's not fair!" Sephiroth swung at Vincent, who narrowly dodged the blow, and Vincent shot three wild shots and scuttled behind a coloum. "That's my blasted cocoa, you vampire!"
"Nu-uh, it's mine," he peeked out and fired three more shots, and he heard one hit Seph. He leaped from behind the colom, and Sephiroth charged, both yelling like two children over a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
Each hit each other with such chaotic force that it caused an atomic explosion, flinging both of them back and destroying nearly half the store. As Vincent and Sephiroth were about to start the fighting again, a familiar maniac wearing a white coat came in between them.
"Excuse me," he waddled over to the cocoa, and grabbed it from the shelf, Vincent and Sephiroth's jaws hit the ground. Hojo smiled his rotten, yellow smile, and walked out of the aisle to the checkout counter. Management came up to the two warring factors.
"You owe me money, boys, and I want to know who's going to pay it,"
"He dun it!" they both pointed at one another.
"If that's how you want it, fine."
As far as I know, Vincent and Sephiroth are still working at the local Midgar Wal-Mart Supercenter...still trying to work off the three-thousand trillion dollar bill...all of this over a little canister of cocoa that was almost nearly half-off.
THE END!