A/N: Before we start this story I would like to state that I am very grateful that you have chosen this story to read. This is my very first FanFic that I am uploading so go easy on me. Anyways, without further delay, enjoy this Harry Potter fanfic. oh and i don't own any of the characters bla bla bla.
Summery: During Harry's 7th year in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry a new class was introduced to the school and Draco Malfoy and Harry find themselves in this new class together, and partnered together. What could passably go wrong?
Parental Guidance Chapter 1: You Are Now (in a way) Married
Harry Potter sat in the great hall looking over his schedule with a scowl, "Double Potions, fan-flipping-tastic." It still baffled him why they kept putting him in that class, it was a miracle he even passed his sixth year, before he was forced to miss his seventh year, along with everyone else, because of the war.
"Come on Harry it won't be so bad, after all we can finally relax now that You-Know-Who is gone." Ron said clapping his best friend on the back trying to cheer him up.
Harry smiled weakly at his friend, who had gone back to garbling down his food while Hermione just rolled her eyes at her boyfriend.
"Don't worry Harry you're going to pass with flying colors, after all you have me." Hermione was right, after all he did have her, so there should be nothing to worry about now that Voldemort is gone. Right?
"What else do you have mate?" Ron mumbled threw a mouth full of eggs.
"Ummm... Care of Magical Creatures, D.A.D.A., Transfigurations, Charms, Double Potions, Ancient Runes, and... Parental Guidance...What?" Harry blinked at the last class, in all his years at Hogwarts he has never heard of that class.
"Yeah I have it too, apparently the Ministry is trying out a new class to teach seventh year students about parenting." Hermione said looking at her own schedule. Ron checked his and let out a groan obviously finding the same thing.
Oddly enough Harry was kinda excited about learning how to take care of a child. Maybe this year won't be so bad after all.
Harry was buzzing with excitement when he entered the class room,quickly sitting in the front row with some Ravenclaw girl. It was a let down when he found out that Ron and Hermione had the class after lunch while Harry had his at the end of the day. But he could deal with being alone for and hour.
Right as he thought that Harry's stomach dropped when he saw a certain blond Sytherin saunter into the room.
Draco Malfoy stood by the door taking in the class with a deep frown, mercury colored eyes scanning the other seventh years until they landed on him. His deep frown turned into a scowl when he saw the brunet. "Potter."
"Malfoy." Harry ground out, glaring daggers at the Slytherin.
The room went quite as the tension in the room increased the longer the two stared at each other until the blond broke the staring mach and walked to the back of the class with a huff sitting down next to a poor Hufflepuff.
"Someone likes you." The Ravenclaw next to Harry said, causing Harry to look at her in shock. "What?!"
The Ravenclaw smirked, Brown-Green eyes shinning with amusement, "Oh come on don't tell me you don't feel it."
Harry blinked at the strange girl, "Feel what?"
"The tension between you two."
"Well yeah we hate each other."
The girl laughed shaking her head and leaned in closer to him with a strange glint in her eyes that matched Dumbledor's, "Not that tension the sexual tension."
Harry's face flushed a deep red that matched his tie. "What?! Are you crazy?There is nothing remotely sexual between me and Malfoy!"
The girl hummed giving him the 'Yeah-Right' look.
Harry huffed and turned away from the deranged girl, and sneaked a peaked at the back of the class where a certain blond sat reading a book. Harry scowled and shook his head,no, there was no way that there was something other than hatred between Malfoy and him.
With that in mind Harry promptly turned back around just in time to see his new professor walk in, and Harry instantly liked him.
He wasn't very tall, maybe an inch taller than Harry, but the thing that got Harry the most was his smile. It was the kind of smile that made you want to smile, that made you feel at ease and welcomed. The other thing that really made him stand out was his clothing, instead of the normal teachers robes and suit, he wore muggle jeans and a blue sweater. "Hello everyone and welcome to Parental Guidance. I am Professor Luis, but you can call me Luis." The Professor said smiling warmly at his students.
Harry smiled at that, yep, he totally liked the teacher.
"So first I am going to assign partners to everyone, but I'm going to do it a little differently," Luis started, snapping his fingers conjuring a stack of parchment in his waiting hand, "You will each fill out a form about yourself, and be truthful this form determines who you will be assigned to, and if I ketch anyone copying answers so you can be with your friend I will have you kicked out of my class." He warned as he passed out the forms to every student.
With a sigh Harry looked down at his paper and started filling out the form.
1.) What is your full name (include middle)? Harry James Potter
2.)What is your favorite color? Purple
3.) What is your favorite food? anything with noodles
4.) What do you look for in a partner? has a kind heart, handsome, can tolerate me, and who sees me for me and not my title
5.) How would you describe yourself? Brave, kind, emotionally damaged
6.) Sexual Orientation? Bi
7.) Can you cook, clean, etc.? yes
8.) Do you want a big family or small? Big
9.) If you had a boy what would you name it? It would depend on what name fits
10.) A girl? same as the last question
Harry slowly got up after answering the questions and placed it on Luis' desk with the other filled out forms. Letting out a shaky breath, he silently prayed that he would be partnered with a good person. Sitting back down, harry stole a glance to the back of the class, spotting Malfoy sitting at his desk reading a book, absently turning a page unknowing that Harry was looking at him.
"Okay everyone, lets see who is with who." Harry quickly looked back at the teacher before Malfoy would notice him starring.
Luis walked to the front of the class, holding the stack of papers in his hand. Snapping his fingers, the stack disappeared with a puff of smoke and not a moment later a single sheet of parchment appeared in his out stretched hand.
"okay first couple is Ramen Scott and Scout Clear-Water." Everyone looked at the two seventh years as they made their way up to the front of the class. The young professor grinning holding out a purple velvet bag, "Pick a card."
Scout hesitated before reaching into the bag and pulling out a plane white card. "Whats your number?"
"one..." The young girl said in a small voice.
"Good now go sit down."Luis said dismissively looking back down at the list.
He Continued to call out the couples and each pair would then take out a card with a number. So far the only number that has been drawn is one. Why? Harry had no idea.
"Harry Potter and...Draco Malfoy" Everyone went dead silent. Harry spun around to look at the blond, who was sitting in his chair face blank of emotion unlike Harry's which was gapping like a fish out of water. Slowly Draco stood up setting his book down calmly and walked up to Harry , gay eyes boring into his green ones. "Come on Potter, lets get this over with." Malfoy sneered grabbing the gapping teen by the elbow and dragged him up to the front of the class where Luis stood with the bag. Draco promptly dug into the bag taking out the white card, "Two." Harry grabbed the card from Malfoy to check it again, only to find a big two written in blue in the middle of the card.
"Why did we get a two and everyone else got a one?" Draco asked curious, obviously this wasn't random because there was only one card in the bag.
Luis grinned," I will tell you all what the number means when everyone has been paired and drawn their own card."
Malfoy huffed and promptly turned around and walked back to his seat leaving a very confused Harry behind.
Forget about this class being fun... this is gonna be an absolute nightmare! Harry thought bitterly as he walked to the back of the class where Malfoy sat and sat down next to him reluctantly. "Looks like we're partners." Harry said trying to brake the ice between them, but the Slytherin just grunted, turning a page in his book. Harry huffed crossing his arms over his chest childishly, looking away from him and watched the last few couples draw from the bag, all drawing a one.
When the last couple cam up and drew their card Luis got rid of the bag and clapped his hands getting everyone's attention. "Okay, now that everyone is partnered up lets get down to business. The partner you have been assigned to will be your partner for the whole year, and in this class you will be husband and wife... or husband and husband," Harry flushed beat red at that last statement and looked at Malfoy who just stared at the teacher blankly, "But not only are you going to be "married" you will also become parents, each of you will be raising a baby that is alike to you and your partner, and before you ask, yes they are real breathing babies that will disappear at the end of the year. They will be graded based on their memories, so if you did a crappy job I will know at the end of the year."
Everyone starred in shock at the grinning professor. What the Hell?! They have to take car of a flipping baby?! How the Hell are they going to do that when they have school?!
"The babies will age a year every month so by the end of the year they will be nine sense they start out a month old. The numbers you are holding are how many babies you will have, luckily many of you only have one child." Luis looked at Harry with a smirk . "So today I will give you your babies and your rooms."
"Rooms?" A Hufflepuff asked shakily.
"well you will be living with your partner, naturally, I mean your raising a kid together. You can't raise a kid when many of you are in different houses."
"You mean I have to sleep in the same room as Potter ? And raise a filthy baby?!" Draco asked standing up out raged by their whole arrangement.
Harry flinched visibly, hurt that he called their babies filthy. Luis' kind blue eyes darkened dangerously, his smile disappearing, "Those filthy babies are your children, Mr. Malfoy! And lets get things straight, this class is not a blow off class, this class was made to teach you the consequences of having a child while you are in school along with teaching you how to care and raise a child! And if you have a problem with that you can get your stuck up self out of my class!" Almost everyone sunk back in their seats from their kind teacher's rage. "Anyone else have a problem?" Nobody answered, and Malfoy sat back down without a word.
Luis sighed relaxing back into teacher mode, "Okay guys know go sit with your partner if you have not already done so, and take your card out and put a drop of our blood on the card." Everyone did as they were told, and Harry gulped taking out his wand cutting his finger and pressed it onto the card looking at Malfoy who grumbled something inaudible before doing the same. Harry gasped when he saw the blood seep into the card along with the number two, and in place its place writing appeared.
"The writing on your card is the directions to your room along with the password. Your children, along with your personal belongings are waiting for you in your rooms. Class dismissed"
Malfoy quickly got up and left the class without a word. Harry jumped up grabbing his bag and card running after the fuming blond.
"Malfoy!" The Slytherin stopped and watched the Griffendor run up to him, "What the hell was that back there?!"
The Slytherin sneered down at him, "You cant honestly be okay with this! Let alone go threw with this!"
Harry huffed, "I'm not pleased with the arrangement, but I think it would be a good way to get to know you better..."
"Whatever Potter, let's just get to our bloody room so I can do my work." Draco said snatching the card out of the brunets hand reading it and abruptly turned and started down the hallway.
Harry huffed taking off after the retreating blond, this is gonna be one hell of a year.