CC Note: So here's another little treat for my oh so awesome fans! I had lots of fun writing this one! There will be more chapters full of fun so it's not a one-shot and it's a continuous story so it's not a drabble! Enjoy!

Chapter 1 You're So Gay and You Don't Even Like Boys

God this is boring Sasuke thought as he trailed moodily behind Hinata.

He didn't mind going grocery shopping with her but at the moment he was bored out of his mind. He would much rather be fighting off a hoard of enemy ninjas than buying milk and cookies. He had no clue how Hinata knew where everything was and what to get – and personally he was afraid he'd get lost or kidnapped by lecherous townswomen. Plus, these damn people kept staring at them. He was becoming really irritated with them talking about him and Hinata as if they couldn't hear them. They weren't deaf dammit!

"Oh, what a cute couple!"

"I wonder if he's single…"

"She's got a nice butt!"

The last comment would have earned the man a punch to the face but Sasuke remembered how upset Hinata had been the last time he'd last out. His fists clenched in frustration but somehow he resisted. Hinata glanced over at Sasuke and let out a small sigh. She knew he didn't want to come but he'd insisted on escorting her back at camp. So why was he acting all huffy and following her around like a lost puppy? She didn't mind it too much though since he was comforting to have around.

"H-hey Sa-Sasuke..." Hinata started as she turned towards him. "Can you- i-i-I mean...just, um-"

"Just spit it out." Sasuke said gruffly, trying to be mad. He couldn't help but stare at how her lips moved.

"C-c-can you get the, the medicine? I-I I can get the food an-and we'll meet ba-back up front?" Hinata said or more like asked.

Sasuke just shrugged and brushed past her. He was too proud to ask Hinata for directions to the medicine aisle so he was stuck wandering aimlessly in search of it. Eventually he found it but realized he didn't know exactly what to get. There were so many things. Foot creams. Face masks. Cough medicines. Eye drops. Ear drops. Creams, creams, and more creams! But the bandages were by far the most intimidating. Water resistant, heat resistant, aloe lotion enhanced, clear bandages, ones with pictures, big ones, small ones...but which ones to get? Then there were the pain killers- the kinds that killed all kinds of pain except the one you were actually feeling.

Sasuke felt a little dizzy with all of the brands and logos swimming before his eyes but he shook his head and decided to start filling his basket with things that looked remotely familiar to what they had back at camp. How in the world Hinata did this was anyone's guess. He continued grabbing random things until one gossiper's voice in particular caught his attention. He had made through half the aisle when he heard:

"I bet he uses those a lot!" the woman's voice squealed.

Sasuke looked down at the box in his hand and realized what the woman meant. In his hand was a box of condoms. Size small. He quickly put the offending box back on the incorrect shelf and looked around to find himself surrounded by shelves upon shelves of condoms, all brightly colored with eye catching phrases. He looked back at the box he has just put back and his eyes caught the words: "Heat sensitive and cherry flavored". Curiously, Sasuke began picking up boxes and looking at what they said. One was mint flavored and another was odor reducing.

If your penis smelled bad you might need something other than a condom...more like a doctor, Sasuke thought.

Sasuke was just about to place a box of glow in the dark condoms back on its shelf when he heard a crash near him. Sasuke turned his attention to the sound to find Kiba and Ino staring at him in awe and a display of Trojans spilled out on the floor.

"What the hell are you doing over here?" Kiba demanded and Sasuke wanted to kick him. Ino looked extremely uncomfortable and started to edge away from the scene that Kiba was likely to cause.

"I- I'm gonna go find Hinata." Ino said and was off quick as a wink.

"Is this why you volunteered to go with Hinata to the store? So you could lure her with your fancy condoms? Well it won't work because you're not having sex with my sister!" Kiba yelled, causing the already nosy people around to have yet another excuse to stare and whisper.

"She's not your sister and I'm not here for condoms." Sasuke said calmly but Kiba rolled his eyes.

"She may as well be my sister! You've been her ANBU partner for how long and you're telling me you're not remotely attracted to her?" Kiba asked skeptically.

Sasuke knew that his answer to Kiba's question was going to be a lie but he didn't want to admit that he woke up in the middle of the night with soiled sheets because of a certain raven-haired, white-eyed vixen.

"Well then I guess you're gay." Kiba snickered. "But I don't think a gay guy would want to have sex with Hinata…"

"I don't want her… And I'm not gay!" Sasuke said with a restrained calm as Ino and Hinata came down the aisle.

Kiba smirked at Sasuke, knowing that he had won, and then put his arm around Hinata's petite shoulders.

"You'll never guess what I found Sasuke doing Hina-chan!" Kiba grinned.

"Wh-wha-what?" Hinata asked, confused as to what kind of mess Sasuke had gotten himself into this time. She just hoped he hadn't hit anyone.

"I found him looking at condoms for you two." Kiba informed her and Hinata's face went as red as a ripe tomato.

Sasuke let out a frustrated sigh and glared at Kiba.

"For the last time! I don't want to have sex with Hinata. You've got this all wrong!" Sasuke said through gritted teeth but Kiba kept pushing.

"Oh yea right! You were getting hard just looking at th- OUCH!" Kiba cried as his ear was being tugged roughly by Ino.

"Let's pay for this stuff and head back to camp." Ino said and dragged Kiba along by his ear, whispering harsh punishments along the way.

Sasuke mentally wiped the sweat off of his brow, a kunai dodged with that one. He glanced down and Hinata and couldn't help but notice a flicker of disappointment cross those pale lavender irises. Why would she be disappointed?

CC Note: Alright then there you guys go! Now review and tell me what you think!