Hey this my new story in a long, long while. It might not be that great. I haven't written in a long while after all. Anyways before you begin, this is a Self-Insert Fic. You may not like it, so if you're not interested then please leave. Or you can just think of it as an Oc. I'll try not to make her a mary-sue power wise but the Oc does have the same thought progress as me. So yeah her thoughts will be jumping here and there once in awhile. Oh and she is not going to be a sin! Anyways...on with the story.

Summary: I'm just a normal girl living a normal life. Right? That is until my twenty-fourth year where I landed straight into the world of The Seven Deadly Sins, ten years before the series begain! Now ten years have pass and we're doing our best to play keep away with the Holy Knight, me trying to stop King from killing Ban-oh did I mention the scales growing out my body?!

Paring: KingxDiana(onside), EchoxKing(oneside), BanxElaine, MeliodasxDiana(onside), ElizabethxMeliodas, KingxEchoxDiana(love triangle), and finally DianaxHauser and KingxEcho

When I was younger, I always wanted to be part of an anime. Sailor Moon, Pokémon, Digimon (especially those three) and many others. Tried my best at cosplay (asked mom to make a sailor suit at eight but never finished it). Even got down the characteristic of an anime girls. Sure, I got laughed at but it was fun and relaxing for me.

As I got older, the more I wanted...met people who love anime just like me! In high school, even though the last year was a total flop, I had fun with those arguing about what was better; Death Note or Black Butler, (I was more of Death Note fan since I never saw the latter). Going of trips to little Tokyo, learning Japanese words and cooking, playing games, heck even watched movies. I was happy for a while you know...I was just being me.

So why am I here?

When I graduated, I went straight to work. Or at least tried to...

WHY am I here?

I'm not a school person, tried to concentrate in it but I was always to stuck in my head or my books. Plus, senior year made me a bit wary about other people, especially the female kind. Not that I was scared of them (kind was) but I didn't want to start a fight just because I made (just) friends with their boyfriends. So, it was off to work I go! Yay, hahaha- hear the sarcasm?

Where am I?

So, throughout the years, I work. Throughout the years, I bought my first real cosplay (Jar'far from Magi, awesome right?), watched my mother get remarried to a good man (she divorces my dad at a young age) and moved from the summer state to a more winter state. Life was different now but I feel better. Way better since graduating...

Please...

"Get that sinner! Before he gets away!"

"You traitor! Monster!"

"Wait! P-please you-you got this all wr-"

"Shut up scum!"

Please I'm scared...

Cold...cold, dark, hard and sticky...why was the ground sticky? Where are my bed covers? Wait wasn't it noon? I was with the family right? We were...we were...

"Stop! P-please listen!"

It's still dark...oh my eyes are close...why? I opened my eyelids slowly and looked around dazed. Wh-where am I?

Please!

These were so not the walls I live in nor were they the walls of Walmart. Oh yeah, I was at Walmart...wasn't I shopping for food? Man, why does the ground feel like someone drop their red Kool-Aid on the floor? I touched my face to fix my glasses, gods I hate it when they're crooked. Should have worn contacts today.

I slowly got up to my feet, wobbling slightly, rubbing my right shoulder. Man, did it hurt. Stone walls, armored suits against them and laying on the floor. Tapestry dressed across the walls, some ripped, some blacken (like paper after putting off a fire) and barely hanging by a handful of threads.

"I said stop! Listen!"

How...

Oh...that's...that's not Kool-Aid...and now there's a dead body. What the-! I took a deep breath and nearly coughed out a lung. Smoke was in the air as well as iron or at least that's what the blood that stained my finger-less gloves smells like. Yuck, now I feel queasy.

I shook my head and hand. Clanging, shouts and screaming dig itself into my ears. Damn it made me what to tear my ears off and let out a scream of my own. Should I walk away? After all, it is the smartest thing to do but where is here? Another shout filled the air that sounded so familiar. Yuma from Magi? Nah...that's an anime.

Still though, someone's in trouble and I'm getting annoyed. When someone says back off, you back the fuck off. I walked towards the sounds, still a little shaky at the knees. I leaned against the wall, still wanting to throw up. Huh...six-no wait eight (missed counted two) knights (wait! Knights?!) had backup another to same wall I was leaning against.

"What the fuck?" I whispered softly to myself

How did I get here?

My breath came out short and fast. Was I going to have a panic attack? I had one once but it was because I was being over emotional. Though it could have been my asthma working up because I was over emotional. Either way it was getting hard to breathe. It's not every day that you see knights fight someone with a floating spear protecting them. Or the-the fact that-that someone looks exactly like the human form of King Harlequin from The Seven Deadly Sins...but that's impossible.

Wasn't it?

I looked around quickly, trying to ignore the tightness in my chest and the acid taste in my mouth. Shit, shit, shit. Was I at the anime convention?! No wait its winter right now, not summer. WAIT! The tapestry! It burnable! Is that even a word? Fuck it. I'm gonna piss off so many people right now.

"If I died...no one is getting my shit." I hissed to myself tugging at cloth hanging on the wall. "Fuuuuck. I'm an idiot."

I let out a squeak as it fell on top of me and struggled it off. Holy cow its huge and long! Oh, shit that sounded wrong, stupid brain. I took a deep breath, rolled up the top into a clumpy ball and tossed it between them. Sadly, it was a horrible throw because it became undone halfway.

I watched as they stop fighting just to watch as the tapestry fall dumbfounded. They stared for a while before turning as one (and it was all of them, even human King) towards me. My eyes widened in fear and shock, yelping out loud I reached out against the wall. Oh shit! Hot! With a scream, I tossed a hot iron bowl with oil on fire at the cloth. Well it looked the oil because water would shuffle it out.

"SHIT! Fire! Crrrap!" I cried out flinching at my stupidity. I ran toward human King, grabbed at him, slipped a little and pulled him away. "Run bitch, run! Ho~ly shit! Oh, my gods!"

"Wh-what the hell? Who are you?" The man I was dragging behind me ask.

"Fuuuuck." I gasped taking a left turn at the end of the hall.

"Is that your name?!" He asked in shock stumbling to keep up in his armor.

I glanced behind me and barely missed a step. "What-no! Fuck you! I mean I have no fuckin clue how to get out. Do you?"

He stared at me in shock before tears gathered at the corner of his eyes. Oh, shit was he going cry?! How am I going to handle that along with my panicky ass? The human disguised fairy (Aw crap it the fairy king, he real. How?) twist his arm to grip my wrist and take the lead.

"This way!" He took a sharp right, making me stumble to keep up. "Up ahead are two large doors leading into the throne room. In there, there's a trap door that can get us out! Come on!"

"Saids the guys who did my help!" I squeaked panic steeping into my voice making it even more high pitch. "I mean says the guy who needed. Says the guy who needed!"

In the background I could hear loud clanking of the wannabes knights of the round table taking chase. Screaming men demanding for our heads, making me want to vomit even more. Others claiming that I was a hostage, one shrieked that I was an accomplice and another shrilled about me being Diana the serpent sin giant.

Ummm Diana is a giant?! A two-story tall, white skinned, purple eyed giant in orange. Not five feet, lightly tan, brown eyed Mexican-American woman. The only thing we have in common was the color of our hair! Assholes! I have glasses! I pulled away from King, turned around and flipped them off with both my hand. Suck my nonexistent dick, bitches.

"Get in here!" I let out a shriek as the sin of sloth pulled me into a room. I slipped into the ground and on my back, watching as the man in the room sealed the door. "That should hold them."

"Um...for how long? Don't they have you know...thingies." I gasped out, sit up from the floor. Swishing at the air as if I had a sword. "Knights have those things, right? Right? How we get out?!"

He gasped in air, leaning against the banging door as he looked around. He then grinned and pointed a foot away. "Secret trap door for the royal family right there! Let go!"

I stared at him jogging across the room, spear (holy rabies that Chastiefol isn't it?!) following right behind him. I let out a groan, getting up and ran to catch up. Quickly as we could, we tried to open the door. Sadly, not fast enough for the door of the throne room came blasting off. We turned as one to watch as the so-called Holy knight came storming in.

"Well shit." King whispered edging in front of me. "Stay behind me. I'll protect you, I promise."

I looked up at him surprise and felt my body heat up in embarrassment. I opened my mouth to say something but nothing came out. Well...I just lost my voice for what seems to the second time this month. Oh well its better than last month, I lost it four time. (Three time for one girl but like not my fault, that girl was pretty. Like bitch what the fuck?) Oh, wait it was actually more than three. Oppies.

I let out a sigh and nodded. I'm not a fighter, I might be a little violent but I don't hurt people. King slowly backed up, causing me to backup as one holy knight stepped forward. Ignoring him as he read out King's right for a crime he didn't commit, I looked behind him towards the ones that stood at his back. Oh, crap they were powering up...crap they're gonna throw some hands!

"Holy Knight Team Combo: Shining Energy Blast!"

"NO!" I shriek so loudly, voice cracking by forceful usage before being ready to use. I threw myself at King's back, wrapping my arms around him and his spear, in terror. "DON'T TOUCH HIM!"

Then everything when dark, heavy and tight.

I cling to who I now believe was the real King in front of me, trying to breathe. I felt like I was trapped in a small dark closet with piles of winter blankets on me. Was I being buried alive? It felt like it...Is King feeling like this too? Then everything felt normal, light burn from behind my eyelids though. I pushed away from the male I clung to with a choked gasp, eyes wide open, climbed to my knees and hands. Then I threw up. Right there...right next to the Fairy King. Fuuuuck...it hurts. Help?

"Shhhh it's okay. It's okay." I heard beside me, a heavy hand rubbing my back as I vomited again. "Let it all out. I got you. Hey don't cry. It's okay."

I tilt my head slightly to look at him through watery eyes. Brown eyes looked at me with concern as their owner softly spoke to me. I gave him a weak smile and sat up straight looking at my arms in disgust and despair. My jacket, my Flash jacket, was ruin...and my gloves. Goddamnit, I paid good money for those! They got vomit all over them, gross. King winced as he took out a small cloth from his side and cleaned my face.

Well this is embarrassing! Let me go look for a hole to die in now, please. Ugh! I let out a small whine and ripped the gloves off as fast as I can. Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting! Then I took off my jacket, trying not to get it on me besides my hands. Crap do I smell now? Why me?

"Hey you okay?" King asked softly.

I shrugged, throat hurting from shrieking and my stomach acid wanting to make nice with the ground below me. We both looked around us with a heavy sigh. Huh looks like we're not in the castle anymore...how did that happen? Looking around all I could see was piles of rocks, mountains and dirt. No greens what so ever.

"Hey...I know where we are." King stood up quickly with excitement. "The Fairy Forest is just a few minutes away! There a stream in front of it entrance so you can wash up."

He grabbed his spear and run towards the direction of foggy covered area. I let out a groan, go up and followed, eyeing everything around me. Yes King, run into the very dense fog. After being almost killed by crazy people! Where we can see nothing but fog in front of us. Pendejo...I hissed in my head.

Aloud wail echoed in the air.

"King!" I gasped out softly taking off into a run.

There he was, kneeling on the ground in despair sobbing. His eyes wide as tear streamed down his dark tan, stubbled chubby cheeks. His large frame shaking harshly as another wail escaped him. I slowly walked up to him as if he was a wild animal, about to place a hand on his back before he shot into the air and towards the forest. I squeaked and looked for a way to follow. Yes, there's a pathway! Running as fast as I could with my already shutting down body, I gave chase to the stupid fairy.

I stumbled here and there going down the path until I tripped over a pebble. I cried out as I rolled off the edge. Luckily the stream was below me but unfortunately, I hit the rushing water hard and almost drowned. Great day for me isn't it? But hey at least I'm clean right? Next thing I know I was being pulled out of the water by a big green spotted pillow with a worried, teary eyed King hovering next to the river.

I gave him a weak thumbs up and slumped against my pillow savior coughing harshly. Feeling it as it floated after King Harlequin as he flew into the heart of the use to be giant forest. I close my eyes, refusing to see dead trees of King's home. Watching it on the TV was enough. Poor King, Ban and Elaine...fucking demons.

"Elaine..." My eyes snapped open to see king hovering next to a dead blonde-haired girl. "Sister...how-"

I flinched as another sob broke out the brown-haired man. I watched as he curled up on his self, his head shaking side to side. His big form backing away slowly. He was going to fly off...so I jumped him. He let out a squeal as we fell next to his dead sister. Thankfully the pillow caught us before we ate dirt because that was beyond stupid.

"No...don't you dare run away." I yelled glaring at him, sitting on his waist. His eye wide and wild with panic. "Look at her. No don't close your eye, stúpido!"

"I-I can't...I-"

"Yes, you can. She your sister, right? I know it hurts but it'll hurt even more if you denied this. Both you and her." I said letting up on my glaring. I slid off him to kneel beside him and Elaine, grabbing his hand. "The dead watches over the living. She's watching you...talk to her. She's watching you run away from knights of the k-kingdom. Tell her why...talk to her Ki-uh kid."

I reached over to grabbed the dead girl's hand and place it in his. I stared into his eyes, left leg twitching nervously, holding their hands tightly in both of mine. "Please...talk to her. Tell her everything."

He sat up with a nod and turn to his sister. His lips wobbled (not that I was look at his lips or anything. Stupid fangirl wants) and he told her everything. He told her about the Deadly Sins and their adventures. Talked about how much Ban gets on his nerves and how beautiful Diana is. He told about how I just magically appeared out of nowhere and help him escape the horrible Holy knight. He just talked and talked until he couldn't any more.

"Thank you..." Gods he looked so dead tired. "Sorry about running off without you earlier.

I shrugged it off. Who cares when he was in pain? King let out a deep tiring sigh and started to glow. I watched as his body shrink in his armor. Now instead of a tall, tanned, dark hair and eyed man...it was a short, light skinned, orangey brown hair (look to me it has an orange tone to it damn it) with amber brown eyes boy. I couldn't help to coo at him. Now he's even cuter, awe.

"I never introduced myself...I'm King, King Harlequin of the Fairy King Forest." His eyes never leaving his sister. "And you are?"

"Uhhhh...my-my uh name? It um..." I squirmed about in nerves. Should I give him my real name or a fake one? I'm in an anime and who knows if I'm gonna pop up in the storyline in my world! "Eh...uh...gah...Echo! Uh Echo Stalker! Ha! Night I mean nice to meet you!"

Fake name it is then! Ugh I hope my life doesn't turn into a badly written self-insert fanfiction. No offense to the writers! Some were really good even if a bit confusing! King turned his head toward me with a raise eyebrow, looking at me with skepticism. I gave him a nervous tight smile in return.

"That's not your real name." He stated at me firmly. "Is it Lady 'Echo'?"

I pouted at him and released his hand to replace the other hand back on the dead body next me. "You don't know that you bully."

He continued to stare.

"Okay it isn't but we just met! And you don't what-if you can that you- you can trust me already when we just met! For all you know this can be a trap! Not that it's a trap but yeah ya know?!" I sputtered out quickly and nervously. "Uh...Besides uh stranger danger! Hello! Who trusts a stranger?! I mean like...I don't know uh...bad it's bad!"

The fairy in front of me giggled as he rubbed his eyes. "Calm down crazy head."

"I'm not crazy asshole!" I screamed punching his shoulder, my body burning in embarrassment.

"Sure, little girl." He snickered.

"IM NOT LITTLE! IM TWENTY-FOUR BITCH!" I screeched punching him again. "SHUT UP!"

I out a cough and wince. King quickly leaned over to rubbing my back. "Are you okay?!"

"Peachy. Ugh."

I looked at him and grinned. His lips twitched and together we burst out laughing. Tears streaming down our face because we were just so tired, worn out and over emotional. But hey, we're safe now and we have each other. Huh I guess today wasn't that bad...I wonder...what's going to happen next...

TWO WEEKS LATER

I laid back against Chastiefol, watching King prancing around with a light glow around him. Tilting my head as he presses his palms against any and every tree, he could get his hands on. Snuggling back into the pillow with a giggle as daisies popped up from his feet. I let out a small bird like coo before getting up to collect them. Grabbing at least a dozen, I made my way to the heart (that's what I've name Elaine's resting place much to King's happy heartbreak) with a hum in my throat.

Walking down the pathway that seems so familiar now after a week and half, I took in the scenery. Healthy grass now filled the use to be dead dirt as burned trees slowly looked somewhat healed. You barely see small healthy branches with tiny green leaves grow out of chard bark. Man, king was doing great healing the dead forest for someone that didn't think he could use his powers like that. I guess me questioning him about how connected fairies were to the forest itself helped.

Now if I could only get him to stop over doing it.

I scowled at the thought of how I seemed to always find the damn idiot passed out somewhere strange. Asleep in a pile of mushrooms, a boulder once, and even up on top of a tree branch that looked close to snapping. I almost had a heart attack! He gave me a panic attack five days ago when he went missing for three hours! I mean his armor was just lying there against the tree next to Elaine. I thought he just resting but noooo! I screeched out when the helmet dropped down like nothing. I spent those three hours searching for him! Only for him to come back with new clothes. That shit-head!

Shaking my head of the memory as well to get rid of the scowl, I walked up to the dead fairy. "Good day Elaine. Your stupid brother made you more flowers today. Daisies this time! Your favorite right, he told me?"

Kneeling next to King's sister, I gently moved her hands to place the bouquet in them. Then I reached up to brush her hair from her young pale face. I sadly took in the sight of her cold body on the pile of flower that King had mange to make her after two days of brooding over of how to heal the forest. A beautiful flower casket for a beautiful dead girl. I wish I could change this, Harlequin doesn't deserve this...to bad I have to wait a long time for her to come back. Damn my habit of looking for manga spoilers!

"Echo!"

Then suddenly heat appeared on my back and head. I grunted to myself as someone's weight pushed my head into a bow. My right eye twitched as I emptily stared at the ground as more weight press down on me. Where on my body did it say that I'll be an arm rest for anyone? Nowhere that's where! I swing my elbow backwards, just to hear an oof. Ah the joy of being weightless.

"Echo!" King whined in my ear, throwing himself at my back again.

"King!" I whined back annoyed. "What do you want fairy boy?"

The little jerk just added more of his weight upon me even more until I tipped over with a squeak. "Why are you so mean to me? Are you still mad about the time I left? I said I was sorry."

"Kiss my ass pinche puta."

"No thanks human girl and what does that mean?!"

"None'ya!"

"None'ya?"

"As in none of your business!" I turnning my body to look at him. He pouted at me and I could feel myself melt. I'm such a fangirl. "What King? What is so important that you had to push me around."

"I didn't push you, you trip." He muttered before getting serious. Huh, cute. "I want to leave the forest. Tomorrow the latest."

I looked at him wide eyed before sharing a look with his sister. He wants to leave? Leave the forest that he was heartbroken about and used every hour that I would give him to heal it? Even more when I wasn't paying attention to his health. I thought for sure that he would want to stay here for a long ass while. Why though? Was it Ban? Did he hear the rumors about Ban and Fountain of Youth? In this empty forest?!

"Uh...um why?" I asked quietly, nervously.

The king of fairies sat beside me instead of draping himself on me. "I want to find the others. I want to see if they're okay. I-if Diana is okay..."

I watched as his cheeks turn pink and his amber brown eyes glazed over. I scrunched up my nose, ignoring the fangirl voice demanding that I tell the way older male my feelings and turned my whole body to Elaine. I just stared at her with empty eyes and sighed. Then in a big show, just to embarrass her brother, I clapped my hand together in a prayer above my bowed head. I grinned as I heard King squawk in surprise.

"Lady Elaine! Please watch over us as your brother and I journey toward civilization! I swear to by his side every step of the way." I cried out, trying not to laugh. "Please allow me your blessing to protect this idiot because we both know he can't do it himself.

I ignore the said male's protest.

"Please allow me to be his parner until I can no longer travel do to old age!" I did frown at that though, knowing that within twenty to thirty years I'll be too old to join him in any dangerous adventure. "And please help me to help King to find his true love. Amen!"

To find Diana and get her to fall in love with him early in the game. Even if I get hurt in the progress. After all I'm just a fangirl that doesn't have much to live. King let out a squeal and threw himself at me with the biggest grin on his face. Well at least he's happy right? That's all that matters to this old human.

THE NEXT DAY

It's morning, the sun is shining, the birds are singing and King Harlequin is taunting me just a little out of reach. Just you wait though...I have a sneaker with his name on it. If he thinks he can throw water, ice cold water mind you, on me and get away with it. He's got another thing coming! He almost got my cellphone wet! (That's right, I still have it even after that horrid day I appeared) Not that he needs to know that.

How did I get here?

"Come on Echo! Let go!" He laughed at me, twirling around in the air. "We're losing day light!"

"Uh since when? We just woke up! I just woke up, you ass!" I glared at him from the ground. "Get down puta! I wanna punch you."

"No way crazy lady!"

"I'm not crazy!"

"Are too!"

"Are not!"

"Are too! And you're short!"

I screamed in anger and threw a rock at him only to miss him by a foot. "Am not you bully! Now get down here so we can say good bye to Ellie."

King crackled as he flew pass me toward The Heart. I hissed at him and followed like alway. Just like I'm going to do for now on and forever. Until I couldn't follow anymore. Even if that means death. After all what a whirlwind adventure without a little danger, aye?

Why am I here? Where am I? Please...Help...How...How did I get here?

I don't know how or why...everything is blank. I can't remember anything from then to now. I have no answers for this. I need to know...but King needs a friend right now. So, I'm going to be that friend until I can't be anymore. After all, I have my whole life to figure it out. Right?

I hope that everyone who read this liked it. I dont know when I'll post the next chapter but I'll try to get it in within two weeks maybe. Anyways please comment on what you thought of this story, if you liked it, if any confustion that might have hit you or a tiny plot bunny eating at your brain and you want to share it with me. Feel free to write back but please no flames! Be gentle with me, it's been awhile.