A tiny cow with glasses was sitting in an office with two people. One was a young, blonde boy in a red coat and black clothes while the other appeared to be a suit of armor with an apron. They were brothers. The cow spoke first.

"So you remember that time you two were in an anime?"

"Yeah what about it?" asked the boy.

"Well… wanna do it again?" This prompted the two boys to speak to each other before turning back to the cow.

"We'll do it!" answered both of the others.

…

In a large city there was a grown man drawing circles on the ground with pink chalk. But enough about that.

In a large military building. The Fuhrer, ruler of the nation, set down a mug of tea (yes, a mug) and gave an order rather callously to his subordinate.

"Hey Colonel Mustang, go catch the Freezing Alchemist."

Name - Colonel Roy Mustang

Specialty - Flame Alchemy

Note - Loves dogs

"Me?" questioned Roy Mustang, "But why would you ask that of me, Fuhrer Bradley?"

Name - Fuhrer King Bradley

Specialty - Coldly running the nation of Amestris

Note - Can't pick out a good gift to save his life

"Hey fire melts ice, why not?" was Fuhrer Bradley's response.

"Um, okay."

"Oh by the way, the little guy with the red coat and his metal groupie are here as well. Consider them your minions."

"With pleasure, sir." Roy said as he left, but quickly came back. "Wait, you mean-"

"Yes, the Fullmetal Alchemist: Edward Elric." interrupted Bradley.

"Okay, just checking."

...

Somewhere else in the city, the two brothers were sitting on a rooftop.

Name - Edward "Ed" Elric

Specialty - Alchemy

Note - Call him short and DIE

"Crap, I don't wanna be Mustang's minion! I wanna go to Liore!" Edward the red-coated complained to his brother.

"Don't worry Brother, maybe it won't be so bad, it's just to catch one guy."

"You don't get it, Al. Besides, Mustang loves dogs. Last time I checked, dogs and cats don't square."

Name - Alphonse "Al" Elric

Specialty - Alchemy, keeping his temper

Note - Loves cats

"… You're right Brother, as a member of Team Feline, I say we just leave!"

"Yeah, we're not allowed to that. We'll just have to suck it up."

"Awww…"

...

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD

(Fan Fiction Edition)

AGAIN

Episode 1: Ed and Al vs. the Ice Puns

...

The grown man that was drawing chalk had now been running around the streets of the city, manipulating the water around him to his will. The special circle on his gauntlet made it possible. One of two red shirts (ironically with blue uniforms) yelled at him.

"HALT! NO MORE WATERBENDING OR WE'LL SHOOT!" one shouted to the man. But the man did not listen. The other soldier decided to take it into his own hands.

"HEY! WE SAID FREEZE!" The gauntlet man smiled and talked back.

"If you insist!" The man then threw water onto the two and froze them to death. "Hey buddy, chill out! It's only me, Isaac McDougal! The Freezing Alchemist!"

Name - Isaac McDougal

Specialty - Water Alchemy, horrible puns

Note - The reactions to his puns are colder than his ice

Ed's voice called out to Isaac.

"Hey Mr. Freeze, shut your fat face and turn yourself in!"

"We're going up against Mr. Freeze, Brother?" Al's voice was heard too.

"No Al, it's a… never mind." Ed interrupted as the brothers finally appeared before Isaac.

"Well, the Fullmetal Alchemist himself. ICE of you to show up! Get it?" Isaac joked. But Ed and Al didn't respond. There was nothing but awkward silence and a tumbleweed. Al whispered to Ed.

"Brother, was that supposed to be funny?" Ed answered the question.

"Yeah Al, it was. But it was doomed from the start." This made Isaac furious.

"HEY! I PUT A LOT OF HARD WORK INTO THAT JOKE, ALCHEMIST'S BROTHER!" Ed didn't understand.

"Wait, what? Just so you know, he's not the Fullmetal Alchemist. That's me. Now give up or I'll pimp-slap you with my metal hand!"

"Really?" asked Isaac. "The Fullmetal Alchemist is the short one?"

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME TINIER THAN A BABY DWARF FLEA! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITYYYYYYY!" Ed screamed to the heavens, anger to his finger tips. The furious Ed used alchemy to make an Ed-themed baseball bat out of the wall.

"Wait, you can transmute without drawing a circle with the fabulous, pink chalk?" a flabbergasted Isaac asked. Ed ignored this question and proceeded to slap Isaac silly with the bat. Al interjected once the beating was finished.

"Uh, Brother? I don't think he went that far, he only said-"

"Not now Al, Big Brother is busy."

Soon after this, more soldiers appeared to arrest Isaac. A fat one who was way to happy about his job came up to the armored brother.

"Hey thanks for helping us, Fullmetal Alchemist!"

"Uh, okay… But you want Edward. I'm Alphonse." stated Al. Ed was not amused by this misconception.

"Screw it Al, let's just go on the train already."

"Uh, okay Brother."

Instantly, Isaac transmuted nearby water into steam and got away.

"SO LONG, SUCKERS! I'M OUTTA HERE IN A FLURRY! I'M (Snow) BLOWING THIS POPSICLE STAND!" were his parting words. The fat soldier was disappointed.

"Awww, he got away…" the officer lamented.

"Wow you guys suck. You didn't think to take away his portable circle gauntlet? I mean really?" Ed observed. "And the worst part is, he made more puns!" Ed finished. These priorities puzzled Al.

"Wait, so the fact that he made more puns is worse than the fact that now we have to stay here in Central even longer when we could be going to Liore right now?"

"Exactly. Al, there's a lot you have yet to learn about the world."

"But you're only a year older than me!"

"So?" Ed felt defensive. "That's three hundred and sixty-five days, that's a lot of time for me to learn things you haven't learned!"

...

In a meeting room of sorts, Roy had started teasing Ed and Al, but really just Ed. Al had nowhere else to be.

"Sooo… you let the Freezer get away." Roy teased.

"Hey shut up, Colonel Mustard!" Ed yelled.

"It's Must-ANG! I've lived with that my entire career, either that or being called 'Colonel Roy Campbell', you think you're so original? My whole life I'm made fun of-" As he rambled on, the First Lieutenant in the room moaned.

"Here we go again with his childhood…"

Name - First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye

Specialty - Shooting things

Note - Crazy tattoo on her back

"When Madame Christmas dropped me off at the academy for my first day, do you think I wanted to go? NO! But I went anyway! Why? Because I'm Roy freakin' Mustang, son!" Roy recited. "And another thing-"

Al began whispering to Ed.

"Brother, I think the Colonel's having another episode."

"After this many times, it's more like a rerun." snarked Riza. This elicited a snicker from Ed. Roy, oblivious to everyone else's reactions, continued to rampage until someone barged in.

"HI ROY!"

Name - Lieutenant Colonel Maes Hughes

Specialty - Throwing knives, intimate knowledge of own family

Note - The longest recorded "look at my daughter's baby pictures" session with Hughes is said to have lasted two whole days

"(Here comes that pest…)" Roy thought to himself. He sighed and followed with, "Hello Maes…" Hughes started to ask Roy about his day.

"So what's this I heard about you catching a 'Frieza' or whatever?"

"Yeah the Freezing Alchemist. Fuhrer Bradley said that since my Flame Alc-"

"Yeah, yeah, it's super effective and all. I also heard you've got the Fullmetal Alchemist!" exclaims Hughes.

"Yeah he's right over there." Roy said, pointing at Al with a wicked grin.

"D*** you, Colonel!" swore Ed. "Don't listen to him, it's me!"

"Oh wow!" Hughes said, excitedly, "I didn't think you'd be so-"

"(If he calls me short, I swear I'll-)" Edward spoke inwardly, until interrupted.

"That's enough, both of you. Hughes, what do you want?" Roy questioned his supposed friend.

"I was just gonna offer the Elrics a place to stay for the evening." Hughes explained.

"All right sounds good, take 'em." Roy left it at that and walked out. He called to Riza from in the hallway. "Come on First Lieutenant, you're my ride here, you have to leave with me." Riza just sighed and followed Roy out. A few moments of silence pass before Ed broke it.

"Sheesh, they are so hot for each other, I don't know who they think they're kidding."

"So Elrics, wanna stay with me?" propositioned Hughes.

Ed and Al answered no and yes respectively. Of course, Hughes took Al's side and grabbed both boys by the collars, and dragged them out.

"Oh boy, I can't wait until you meet my family!"

...

The Elric brothers found themselves at Hughes's home where his wife and toddler daughter were waiting for him.

Name - Gracia Hughes

Specialty - Cooking

Note - Only known woman to put up with Maes's doting on Elicia

Name - Elicia Hughes

Specialty - Being a toddler

Note - She's two

"DADDY'S HOME DADDY'S HOME! MOMMY DADDY'S HOME!" said the excited little girl with no control over her volume.

"Hi honey, hi princess!" Hughes greeted before he picked up his little girl. "Who's a little-little-little? Who's a little-little-little?"

"Me daddy, I'm little!"

"Yes you are!"

Ed and Al were visibly disturbed, but the Hughes family was too caught up in their event. Ed and his brother learned toward each other.

"Al, when I do this-" Ed quickly taps his first two left fingers against his left ear, "then that's when we run for it."

"Agreed, Brother."

Five minutes passed and Hughes finally introduced the Elric Brothers. "Anyway this is Ed Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist! And that's his fan club!"

"Actually I'm his brother Alph-"

"Not worth it." Ed told his brother.

"It's nice to meet you, Ed and Alph." Gracia shook their hands.

"Um, that's not actually my… Okay, it's nice to meet you. I guess." Al had no time to really talk as he and his brother were being led into the house by the spouses. They eventually started eating quiche.

"Mrs. Hughes might I just say THIS QUICHE IS THE BEST QUICHE I'VE EVER EATEN!" Ed exclaims, taste buds full of joy.

"It's the second quiche you've ever eaten, Brother."

"Shut up Al! Manners!"

However, Hughes noticed that Al hasn't touched any of his food.

"Alph, how are you going to eat with that helmet on? Come on, take it off, relax!"

"Um, actually Mr. Hughes, my name- Huh?" Al tried to before noticed Ed tapping his fingers to his ear. Ed whispered.

"He's onto us!"

"Oh!" The brothers made a run for it, but there was a setback.

"Stupid door won't open!"

...

At Central Prison, Isaac killed some guards to talk to a certain prisoner. Isaac began the conversation.

"Hey Kimblee, wanna help me overthrow the Fuhrer?"

"Nah I'm good. I don't wanna be your little 'sidekick'."

Name - Solf J. Kimblee

Specialty - Making explosions, philosophy (as warped as it is)

Note - The J may or may not stand for "Jehosaphat"

"But think of it, Kimblee! You and me! Water control and explosions! They could make a movie about our heroics!" Kimblee chuckles.

"Nope, the Crimson Alchemist flies solo. Now maybe if you had cool shape shifting powers or control over shadows or something, I'd work with you. But water and ice? Lame."

"For your information, I also have steam." Isaac added, feeling rejected.

"Get lost."

"But come ooooooon!" whined Isaac, "You were there during the Ishval Civil War, you saw all the freaky, messed up things Bradley made us do! Come on don't give me the… COLD SHOULDER. Get it?"

"My respect for you just dropped a little. And that's saying something since I usually respect people." Kimblee insulted.

"Well why else did you kill those officers, Solf?"

"Because I could."

"Wait, seriously?"

"Yep! Absolutely no other reason. And I regret nothing."

"Well this sucks."

...

In another part of Central, Ed and Al were staying in the guest room of the Hues abode.

"Brother, it was nice of them to let us stay even after we tried to escape, wasn't it?" Al asked his sibling.

"Yeah, he probably figured we were just playing some kind of baby game. Having a baby's made him forget that we're not the same kind of kids as her. We're teenagers for crying out loud."

"Mrs. Hughes's quiche looked a lot like Mom's." reminisced Al. Ed corrected him.

"Mom never made quiche."

"Yes she did. On my birthday when I turned six."

"No you must be mistaken, Al, that night we had stew."

"Brother, it was my birthday, I think I'd remember what we were having."

"Yeah well I'm older, okay? My memory's more developed just like it was back then and I say we that we were having stew! End of discussion!" argued Ed. Al moaned at defeat.

"How come you always play the older brother card?"

"Because. Now I'm gonna try to sleep."

...

Elsewhere in town, Isaac had finished drawing another circle, though he lamented.

"I've used up the last of my fabulous, pink chalk. No matter, just one more circle and Bradley's done for."

...

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST - Edward Elric

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST - Alphonse Elric

...

The next day, Roy was giving a speech in Central Command to the soldiers.

"All right, it looks like there are signs of McDougal breaking into Central Prison and freezing Kimblee's guards for some reason. Kimblee wouldn't tell us why, even when we subjected him to the hot box. He said he had been feeling too cold anyway. So it's up to us to find McDougal, I want you to search every doghouse, tree house, and Waffle House until we find him."

As the forces of Central and Roy's men were searching for Isaac, he was busy using un-fabulous, red chalk to finish his final circle. He then quickly jumped out of the way to avoid the spikes made out of the wall next to him. A manly voice spoke to Isaac.

"Though I can't see you, I know that you've dodged this attack, Isaac. My alchemy isn't easy to avoid, as these techniques have been passed down the Armstrong family line for generations!"

"Oh goodie, it's Major Armstrong."

A muscular man with a blonde curl of hair and a blonde mustache as the only evidence of hair on his body broke through the wall to meet Isaac.

Name - Major Alex Louis Armstrong

Specialty - Many (and they've been passed down his family line for generations)

Note - He's only the second-youngest in his family

"YES, IT IS I, ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG, THE STRONG ARM ALCHEMIST!" the Major introduced himself, but for some reason he pronounced the S in his middle name. "SURRENDER IS YOUR ONLY OPTION."

Isaac's immediate response was to create a water explosion, sending the wall spikes flying away before running away himself.

"OH NO! I MUST TRANSMUTE MY CREATIONS INTO A LESS HARMLESS FORM FOR WHEN THEY MAY LAND!" Major Armstrong exclaimed before quickly using the circles on his gauntlets to turn the flying spikes into stone likenesses of his head. Regardless, they land. The signs of this were a car crash, a cat meowing, and Ed saying something.

"It looks like Major Armstrong went this way, come on Al!" Ed and Al appeared soon afterward.

"There you are, Elric Brothers. Let us go!" Major Armstrong commanded.

"Okay." Ed and Al casually responded.

...

That night, Isaac was on the roof of a building, but Roy and his men caught up to him.

"Stop it right there!" Roy shouted.

"Nah." is the only response Isaac gave Roy before he gave him a face full of water and an escaped dissident.

"Crap." Mustang cursed as Isaac made his getaway. This getaway lead Isaac to the alley he was originally in at the very beginning, and he found his transmutation circle, still drawn in fabulous, pink chalk.

"Ah, still there."

"Hold it, McDonald." Ed greeted from the end of the alley. Al appeared on the opposite side.

"There's nowhere to hide!" The younger brother added.

"Well guys, my ice is gonna cream King Bradley. In other words… HE'S ICE CREAMED!"

Isaac activated his transmutation circle, as well as many similar ones around the city. This displeased a pale old man with golden eyes somewhere, or perhaps it was the bad pun. But he was probably not important at all. Back in the current situation, Ed was enraged.

"That was by far the worst pun you've thrown at us! I'm gonna punch you on the philtrum!" he shouted.

"My what?"

"Brother, alchemic reactions of this scale are impossible unless he has-"

"A Philosopher's Stone!" Ed finished.

A bunch of ice started collecting behind Isaac. He beckoned to Edward.

"FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST-"

"I'm right here, no need to yell, idiot!"

"- YOU SWORE TO BE A DOG OF THE MILITARY AS A STATE ALCHEMIST! BUT DO YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT THEIR PLANS ARE?"

"I don't care what their plans are! You're probably just some fickle who thinks we shouldn't have gotten into that war that happened a few years ago!" Ed answered, leading Isaac to rebut.

"But if you knew the real reason for that war, then you'd see-"

"I'm not here for your political philosophies, I'm here to kick your ***!"

Isaac's mound of ice grew into a full-blown iceberg. The iceberg then started growing and expanding.

"Brother…?"

"Yes Al, we should run."

"Just checking."

Ed and Al ran away, screaming like girls as they were chased by the ice wall. They passed Major Armstrong.

"NO NEED TO FEAR, ELRIC BROTHERS! MAJOR ALEX LOUI-" Major Armstrong said before Ed interrupted him.

"WE KNOW YOUR NAME, JUST STOP THE ICE!"

"Of course! Alex PAUNCH!" shouts Major Armstrong as he punches the ice. The alchemic reaction of his alchemy and the wall caused the front part of it to break… before the ice redirected off to the side and through a building. Ed berated Major Armstrong.

"Way to go, muscle head."

"Er, sorry…" apologized the muscle head.

"Brother, the way these walls are merging, I think he's-"

"That's it Al! These walls are all going to meet in the middle and freeze over Central Command!" Ed said upon reaching an epiphany. Al was annoyed, but had other things to worry about.

"… Good deduction, Brother." After getting the (sarcastic) compliment, Ed turned to Major Armstrong.

"Do you think you can get rid of the various circles around town? It should stop the walls, we'll keep him busy in the meantime!" Major Armstrong reassured Ed.

"Of course, Edward Elric! You may count on me! As you know, the art of erasing circles has been-" Major Armstrong's monologue continued, but the Elric Brothers have already fled to stop Isaac. Speaking of Isaac, he had almost finished with his attack.

"Move faster, ice wall! Faster!"

"It's not a Pokey, Isaac." said Ed as he and Al appeared on top of the ice wall with the Freezing Alchemist. The older brother transmuted the front most part of the ice into shards.

"Why you little…!" Isaac grumbled as he ran up to Al and used alchemy to knock his helmet right off.

"Alphonse!"

"What, Brother? I'm fine, it doesn't matter what happens to my helmet."

"Oh yeah, I forget that." Isaac was dumbfounded.

"Uh, would you two mind telling me what the **** you're talking about?

"See?" Al said as he bent forward. Isaac looked inside the armor to find…

"AAAAAHHHHHHH! HAUNTED ARMOR! NO ONE'S INSIDE, WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?"

"Hey dumb*** why not look closer?" Ed asked. Isaac recomposed himself and looked inside Al's armor. It was still empty, but this time he noticed the bloody decoration dried on the back of the neck area.

"Oh I get it! He is the armor! More importantly that's a blood seal that keeps his soul bound to that armor!" McDougal concluded. "But how does he control the whole suit?"

"The iron in the blood and in the suit." Ed answered.

"And the appearance of eyes when he wears the helmet?" asked Isaac, and it was Al's turn to explain.

"We haven't figured that one out either."

"Fascinating…" the Freezing Alchemist concluded. "Wait! In addition to Edward's metal hand… That means… YOU TWO TRIED TO RESURRECT A DEAD GUY! HUMAN TRANSMUTATION!

Ed and Al gasped, they've been figured out. Isaac continued on his rant.

"THE ONE RULE OF ALCHEMY THAT NOT EVEN GOD WILL ALLOW! YOU TWO SURE BLEW IT BIG TIME, IDIOTS! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, HA!"

Ed was livid and Al hung his (lack of) head in shame.

AAAAAAHHHHHH! MY LEG! NO, MY LEG! AL! AL, ARE YOU OKAY? AL? ALPHONSE? AAAAAAAAAL! NO, NOT YOU TOO! YOU'RE GONE, NO! GIVE HIM BACK! GIVE BACK ALPHONSE!

Ed glared for a few more seconds.

"That's it, you're going down." Immediately Ed ran up to Isaac and kicked him off the wall. "Edward KICK!"

"OOF!" Isaac fell off the wall. Ed and Al climbed down after him, the latter having reclaimed his helmet of a head. They walked up to Isaac, who had yet to get off the ground. As a last ditch effort, he shot some blood as needles to Ed, which hit right in the shoulder.

"AAAH!"

"Brother!" exclaimed Al before chopping the attack. The two brothers spent time removing the blood needles from Ed's chest as Isaac made his getaway.

"Now that's what I call cold bloodedness…" joked Isaac upon leaving. "Maybe when my plan works, some day you two will realize what I've been doing and thank me!"

"Get bent!" shouted an angry Ed. Isaac just staggered and laughed his way into an alley where he met someone else.

"King Bradley…"

"Hello Mr. McDougal. What, have you run out of any ice jokes? Oh well." Those were the last words Fuhrer King Bradley said to Isaac before pulling out a sword and slashing Isaac's shoulders violently all at the speed of light.

"Ow…" Isaac stated, falling to his stomach and bleeding profusely. At death he dropped a Philosopher's Stone, which promptly disintegrated.

"And that takes care of that minor pest." Bradley summarized.

...

Kimblee suddenly woke up in his cell.

"Huh… I sense a disturbance… Oh well, it doesn't make any difference to me. Tomorrow's still Mashed Potato Day in the cafeteria. I'd better rest up. Heh, heh…"

...

Major Armstrong had successfully managed to destroy each of Isaac's transmutation circles, which seemed to have a calming effect on the golden-eyed pale old man who was surely to have nothing to do with anything.

...

"Oh it's you, Fuhrer Bradley!" realized a shocked Ed when he and Al finally went into the alleyway.

"At ease State Alchemist and… State Alchemist's agent."

"Actually Mr. Fuhrer I'm not his agent, I'm his-"

"What brings you here?" asked Ed.

"Eh I just wanted to help out and show off my mad Fuhrer skills. If nothing else, Selim will be excited to hear about this."

"Really sir, you tell your son stories about killing people?" asked Al.

"Oh yes, he is very patriotic. Trust me Elrics, my son is more mature than you now than when you were his size.

"If you say so, sir." Ed said, dismissing the oddity.

"Try saying that ten times fast, Brother."

"That ten times fast brother." Ed sarcastically replied.

"… You're no fun, Ed."

...

The next day, Roy is sitting in his office.

"Well Lieutenant, I guess we should start getting ready to head back to East City."

"Yes sir." Riza said.

"That… wasn't an order, I was just saying."

"Yes sir."

"…" Roy was a little annoyed. At that point, Hughes barged in.

"Hey Roy, I heard you caught the Freezer!"

"No Hughes, that was the Fuhrer." Roy clarified.

"Oh. Well he's telling everyone it was you for some reason. Doesn't matter, you should probably take the credit for it. It's not every day that a superior officer opens a window like this! Plus it could help improve your standing with the higher-ups, huh? Yep sooner or later you'll be bumping elbows with all the big wigs of the military!"

Roy sighed.

...

Due to his injuries, Ed had to stay in a hospital. Luckily it was nothing severe. Al was talking to him.

"It's too bad we never found out if he had a Philosopher's Stone. I guess we're going to Liore after all."

"Yeah looks that way, Al." Suddenly there were knocks on the door. "Uh, come in?"

Major Armstrong entered with a bouquet of roses and his face was accompanied by many sparkles.

"Edward Elric, I heard that you had sustained injuries during the battle, but luckily Alphonse Elric had not. But as soon as I heard that your injuries required a trip to the hospital- IDASHEDRIGHTOVER!"

Ed and Al were a bit disturbed. Al whispered.

"If he came as soon as he heard, does that mean he already had the flowers with him?"

"Al, the less we know about him, the better."

"Do not fear Edward Elric, for I shall aid in your quick recovery!" Alex claimed, then immediately removed his shirt.

"AAAAAHHH! HOW IS THAT HELPING?" Ed asked.

"SEEING A PERFECT SPECIMEN OF A BODY LIKE THIS IS SURE TO INSPIRE YOUR OWN BODY TO RETURN TO HEALTH! SEE? YOU'RE LOOKING BETTER ALL READY!"

"Brother, I'm scared. I'll be in the lobby." Al said before running away.

"No Al don't leave me alone in here! No, Al! Noooooooo!"

...

In a dark room, an attractive lady was on the phone.

"What's that 'little brother'? Isaac's dead? Oh well. From the sounds of it, he already used all the power in his Philosopher's Stone anyway."

Name - Lust

Specialty - (Rated M for Mature), stabbing

Note - Likes both

A fat, bald man was nearby eating on what could only be described as 'meat'. He was chewing loudly. Too loudly.

"Gluttony, be quieter, I'm talking to our most recent addition."

Name - Gluttony

Specialty - Eating

Note - You are what he eats

"Sorry Lust… Say, why don't you call him by name?"

"In case someone's listening. Now go back to eating. Quietly, though."

"Okay!" Gluttony happily complied.

"As for you, don't worry. We'll be fine in Liore. Things are going to be interesting." Lust said before hanging up the phone with an evil smile.

...

USO

Risembool. A quiet town. … It's about to get a whole lot louder. Next see Ed and Al's past.

See you next time, State Alchemist