Me: Hello everyone, what's up? Anyways, this is my new story, Where did you come from?
Grimmjow: Why am I here?
Itachi: I shall ask the same question.
Me: Because you two are two of the four true main characters of the story!
Itachi: Who are the others?
Me: Kurosaki Ichigo and Namikaze Naruto!
Grimmjow: YES!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Bleach nor Naruto. Damn it all!
PAIRINGS: (Dominant/Submissive) Itachi/Naruto; Grimmjow/Ichigo; Sasori/Deidara. That is all I have thought of so far.
WARNINGS: Yaoi, swearing, will be bashing of some characters, be prepared!
SUMMARY: Grimmjow and Itachi are two demon lords just trying to get away from it all. When they leave for the human world for a while, disguised as student teachers, what will they do when they meet two innocent teens? Grimmichi, Itanaru
-_-START STORY NO JUTSU-_-
"Itachi, come on!" the panther lord Jeagerjaquez Grimmjow groaned as he waited impatiently for his friend, Uchiha Itachi to finish getting ready for the ball.
'I swear to god, sometimes Itachi takes longer than a girl to get ready.' He thought annoyed he strummed his fingers on his leg, before standing up abruptly as the lord of the ravens finally emerged from his room, dressed to kill in a sharp suit with his wings curled in to his body, and his hair in his usual low ponytail. His sharingan was deactivated and Itachi was currently staring at Grimmjow with his usual emotionless look.
"Cease your noise, Grimmjow, I am ready. And it wouldn't have killed you to actually dress properly for these occasions." The Uchiha pointed out, referring to the unbuttoned white shirt with the sleeves pushed up to his shoulders. The panther was wearing black baggy pants and sporty sneakers, a big contrast to his friends more professional look. The Jeagerjaquez's panther ears were disguised as human ears, and his tail was temporarily melded into his spine. Grimmjow blinked, before shaking his head in amazement.
'That has to be the most that Itachi has said today.' Grimmjow thought.
"Che. I've never seen the point of these things. Why do you think I never dress up?" asked Grimmjow with a sexy smirk on his face as the Uchiha let out a small smirk of his own.
"Hn." Was all Itachi said before the two turned and began to walk towards the ball downstairs.
The two had to be the most unlikely of friends, with their personalities and their appearance being total opposites. While Itachi was cool, calm, collected with the aura of a silent killer, Grimmjow was all energy with a rash and aggressive personality and the aura of a true-bred predator. The two however became friends by their mutual dislike of others in the higher class and their fascination with humans. Even if said fascination was simply curiosity, the two always scouted out into the human world to watch the humans, and were always amused by what the humans came up with.
But back to the present, currently Grimmjow had a scowl on his face and Itachi looked even more blank than usual, and there was a heavy black cloud above their heads. The two turned, and started heading down the stairs
"You ready Itachi-sama?" purred out Grimmjow seductively, and Itachi winced at the implications.
"That's not even funny, Grimmjow. You know that I can't stand all of those whorish demons out there." Said Itachi with a shudder. What, did you think he was a homophobe? You sickos!
"Chillax, dude. You know I can't stand them either." Reassured Grimmjow, before the two whipped around, hearing a giggle from behind them.
"Why, hello, Itachi-sama. You ready." Purred out a coyote demon, Sanderwicci Cirucci. Cirucci had been lusting after the both of them for quite a while now, and quite frankly the two were getting sick of it. However, the two couldn't say anything due to her daddy being the king's counsellor. This was another thing that drew them together as friends, their annoyance with obsessive fangirls.
The two didn't even like girls like that.
That's right, they're gay, folks.
"Hn." Said Itachi as a way of greeting for both him and Itachi. Cirucci almost fainted at the word coughgruntcough, but quickly redeemed herself.
"I'm so excited for this ball." Gushed out Cirucci as the coyote did a little twirl at the thought, almost falling down the stairs. She giggled in embarrassment at the cough that Grimmjow gave before attempting to strike up another conversation.
"When are you two going to finally pick out a mate? There are plenty of woman out there who would just LOVE to be partners of you. But don't go to them!" hurriedly said, seeing the two raise an eyebrow simultaneously. "They don't deserve you. I do kno-" whatever she was going to say was cut off as they had finally reached the bottom of the stairs. The two genders had to be split up for some reason that no one actually knew. The coyote whore giggled once more waving good-bye to the two lords before running hurriedly towards her group of friends. Itachi and Grimmjow waited until she and her friends had left, before breathing out a sigh of relief.
"Finally, she left." Said Itachi to Grimmjow who nodded his head in complete agreement. The two finally made it to the door of which they were to enter through, and met the doorman, Iwa Deidara. Deidara was in fact the mate of the poison expert and scorpion demon Akasuna no Sasori. Sasori told them that Deidara told him that he wanted to continue his job as a doorman simply so he wasn't a burden. Privately Itachi, Sasori and Grimmjow all thought it was so that he didn't have to go the dumb parties that were held.
'Lucky bomber.' Though Itachi miserably as the blonde perked up at seeing them.
"Ah, Itachi-kun, Grimmjow-kun, un!" said Deidara enthusiastically as he waved his hands frantically, showing the world the mouths on his hands.
"Deidara." Said Itachi stoically, and Grimmjow gave the blonde a friendly punch on the shoulder as a greeting.
"Alright, you two, you ready to be announced, un?" he asked, and snickered at the twin grimaces he received in turn.
"Not cool man." Said Grimmjow, and Deidara flapped a hand at him before turning around to open the door. The bomber had an earpiece on and a microphone that was magically enhanced.
"ANOUNCING THE PANTHER LORD, JEAGERJAQUEZ GRIMMJOW, AND THE RAVEN LORD, UCHIHA ITACHI! UN!" Boomed out the blonde as the two mentioned entered the now quiet room, but not before Grimmjow leaned over to Itachi and whispered in his ear.
"I don't think that Deidara said that loud enough. He might have to speak up."
-_-END STORY NO JUTSU-_-
Me: Well, that's the first chapter! I hope you have enjoyed it!
Itachi: …
Grimmjow: Where the fuck is berry?
Me: He will come soon! Just be patient! You two, Itachi! Don't try and kill me with a rusty spoon!